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12-11-2005, 09:36 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I got pulled over today doing 83 in a 55 by NYS State Trooper...
It was me , Ernie D. and a "undisclosed 3rd party"
Long story short , we had to go to South Hampton and pick up 2 cars. The road there is like a long stretch (Sunrise Highway) and you cant do 55 at all. Anyways I was tired and sleepy. Ernie D is yelling at me to slow down evry 5 min ( he is afraid of the popo since he got a ticket few years ago) So we come up over a hill and bam fucker was 1.4 or so away laser pointed at me.... Needless to say i slowed down and knew i was fucked.. We pass him he comes out sirens and lights n all... I pull over always as far to the left as possible so he approaches my side. Long story short he let me go some catch lines he used: "Man thats alot of cop stuff you got" He told me to slow down n shit. I threw in 2 names of PoPo's that i knew since he asked. Asked me where I got all my "cop stuff" told him i donate money yearly blabla... So thats like a 250 or so dolllar ticket and numerous points on license saved.  -JDL |
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12-11-2005, 09:37 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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12-11-2005, 09:38 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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you have posted something like this many times before havnt ya?
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12-11-2005, 09:39 PM
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So Fucking Gay
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12-11-2005, 09:42 PM
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"cop stuff" what you have stickers or something on your car?
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12-11-2005, 09:43 PM
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: van down by the river
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he also has kitchen fires weekly
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12-11-2005, 09:44 PM
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holla
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Location: KFC
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damn just drive the speed limit, they're there for a reason.. "safety"
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12-11-2005, 09:45 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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12-11-2005, 09:46 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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12-11-2005, 09:49 PM
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Biz Dev and SEO
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seems it is too boring, Juicy, heh? :D
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12-11-2005, 10:05 PM
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so like you show him all this "cop stuff" ? then tell him the stretch marks around your mouth are from the other tickets you "talked your way out of" ?
just kidding fruity i mean juicy |
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