I got pulled over today doing 83 in a 55 by NYS State Trooper...

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    I got pulled over today doing 83 in a 55 by NYS State Trooper...

    It was me , Ernie D. and a "undisclosed 3rd party"

    Long story short , we had to go to South Hampton and pick up 2 cars.

    The road there is like a long stretch (Sunrise Highway) and you cant do 55 at all. Anyways I was tired and sleepy. Ernie D is yelling at me to slow down evry 5 min ( he is afraid of the popo since he got a ticket few years ago)


    So we come up over a hill and bam fucker was 1.4 or so away laser pointed at me.... Needless to say i slowed down and knew i was fucked..

    We pass him he comes out sirens and lights n all...

    I pull over always as far to the left as possible so he approaches my side.

    Long story short he let me go some catch lines he used:

    "Man thats alot of cop stuff you got"

    He told me to slow down n shit. I threw in 2 names of PoPo's that i knew since he asked. Asked me where I got all my "cop stuff" told him i donate money yearly blabla...

    So thats like a 250 or so dolllar ticket and numerous points on license saved.




    -JDL
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2

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    • Chris
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2003
      • 27880

      #3
      you have posted something like this many times before havnt ya?
      [email protected]

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      • BoyAlley
        So Fucking Gay
        • Nov 2004
        • 19714

        #4
        Originally posted by Chris
        you have posted something like this many times before havnt ya?
        Maybe he LIKES getting pulled over by those thexy men in uniform

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        • sfera
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2005
          • 8597

          #5
          "cop stuff" what you have stickers or something on your car?

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          • bringer
            i have man boobies
            • Jul 2003
            • 13082

            #6
            Originally posted by BoyAlley
            Maybe he LIKES getting pulled over by those thexy men in uniform
            exactly
            he also has kitchen fires weekly
            333-765-551

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            • brizzad
              holla
              • Jul 2003
              • 11769

              #7
              damn just drive the speed limit, they're there for a reason.. "safety"

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              • Juicy D. Links
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                Originally posted by Chris
                you have posted something like this many times before havnt ya?
                yeah but for other stuff like stop signs , and other crap. Once for speeding also. This time he got me good yo

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sfera
                  "cop stuff" what you have stickers or something on your car?
                  yeah those cards also , but this also , all legit and Serial Number is licensed to me

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                  • Marshal
                    Biz Dev and SEO
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 15219

                    #10
                    seems it is too boring, Juicy, heh? :D
                    ---
                    Busy ranking websites on Google...

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                    • computertoughguy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 129

                      #11
                      so like you show him all this "cop stuff" ? then tell him the stretch marks around your mouth are from the other tickets you "talked your way out of" ?

                      just kidding fruity i mean juicy

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