I got pulled over today doing 83 in a 55 by NYS State Trooper...
 

It was me , Ernie D. and a "undisclosed 3rd party"

Long story short , we had to go to South Hampton and pick up 2 cars.

The road there is like a long stretch (Sunrise Highway) and you cant do 55 at all. Anyways I was tired and sleepy. Ernie D is yelling at me to slow down evry 5 min ( he is afraid of the popo since he got a ticket few years ago)


So we come up over a hill and bam fucker was 1.4 or so away laser pointed at me.... Needless to say i slowed down and knew i was fucked..

We pass him he comes out sirens and lights n all...

I pull over always as far to the left as possible so he approaches my side.

Long story short he let me go some catch lines he used:

"Man thats alot of cop stuff you got"

He told me to slow down n shit. I threw in 2 names of PoPo's that i knew since he asked. Asked me where I got all my "cop stuff" told him i donate money yearly blabla...

So thats like a 250 or so dolllar ticket and numerous points on license saved.

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-JDL

you have posted something like this many times before havnt ya?

Maybe he LIKES getting pulled over by those thexy men in uniform :thumbsup

"cop stuff" what you have stickers or something on your car?

exactly :thumbsup
he also has kitchen fires weekly

damn just drive the speed limit, they're there for a reason.. "safety"

yeah but for other stuff like stop signs , and other crap. Once for speeding also. This time he got me good yo

yeah those cards also , but this also , all legit and Serial Number is licensed to me

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seems it is too boring, Juicy, heh? :D

so like you show him all this "cop stuff" ? then tell him the stretch marks around your mouth are from the other tickets you "talked your way out of" ?

just kidding fruity i mean juicy