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pr0 · 03-29-2002, 08:35 PM

Some pretty amusing idea'z for bumper stickers
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·I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.

·Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

·WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

·You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

·So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

·Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

·Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

·To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

·My kid had sex with your honor student.

·Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.

·I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

·Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

·As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

·I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

·I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.

·God must love stupid people, he made so many.

·The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

·Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

·It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

·I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

·It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

·Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

·I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

·Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.

·Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

·Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

·Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

·Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

·I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes

·I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?

·Remember my name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.

·If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My mother.

·Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.

·I sell porno to your honor student

·My kid hacked your honor student, planted porno on the HD & then you sent him to boarding school...."HAH!"

EasyDialers · 03-29-2002, 08:41 PM

or:
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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i wana put it on a shirt

bunky · 03-29-2002, 08:43 PM

ROFL GET THE PRINTERS READY!!

You Pissed your 18 year old daughter off... Now i sell her NUDE Pictures over the internet Thanks!

bunky

Vox · 03-29-2002, 08:54 PM

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

ElvisManson · 03-29-2002, 09:00 PM

"·Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself. "

pr0...dude...what are you trying to say ?

theWatsonian · 03-29-2002, 09:01 PM

Deja vu....

Wiredoctor · 03-29-2002, 09:42 PM

This is all some funny stuff

headly669 · 03-29-2002, 09:49 PM

How's My driving
call 1-800-FUCK-YOU

Fro · 03-29-2002, 09:50 PM

These folks can make your bumper-dreams a reality. (Why not try a "Fuck the French" sticker?)

Fro

[Labret] · 03-29-2002, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fro
Why not try a Fuck the French" sticker?

Fro

Now that is a good idea.

pr0 · 03-29-2002, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fro
These folks can make your bumper-dreams a reality. (Why not try a "Fuck the French" sticker?)

Fro

YESS!

pr0 · 03-29-2002, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bunky
ROFL GET THE PRINTERS READY!!

You Pissed your 18 year old daughter off... Now i sell her NUDE Pictures over the internet Thanks!

bunky

pr0 · 03-29-2002, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
"·Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself. "

pr0...dude...what are you trying to say ?

Nuuuuuuuuthin

smack · 03-29-2002, 11:28 PM

or the one pr0 has on his car "I brake for hairy girls"

wired1 · 03-30-2002, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EasyDialers
or:
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HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!
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i wana put it on a shirt

It already is a tshirt

HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!

pr0 · 03-30-2002, 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
or the one pr0 has on his car "I brake for hairy girls"

your momma! lol

EasyDialers · 03-30-2002, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wired1

It already is a tshirt

HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY!

cool

Im gonna get one than. I was about to get one custom made.

03-29-2002, 08:35 PM	#1
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Bumper Stickers Some pretty amusing idea'z for bumper stickers _____________________ ·I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me. ·Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. ·WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. ·You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. ·So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute ·Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. ·Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. ·To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. ·My kid had sex with your honor student. ·Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later. ·I'm just driving this way to piss you off. ·Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. ·As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. ·I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. ·I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ·God must love stupid people, he made so many. ·The gene pool could use a little chlorine. ·Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. ·It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. ·I took an IQ test and the results were negative. ·It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. ·Give me ambiguity or give me something else. ·I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself. ·Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself. ·Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. ·Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. ·Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? ·Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon ·I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes ·I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want? ·Remember my name------You'll Be Screaming It Later. ·If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My mother. ·Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole. ·I sell porno to your honor student ·My kid hacked your honor student, planted porno on the HD & then you sent him to boarding school...."HAH!"

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