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Some pretty amusing idea'z for bumper stickers
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·I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.

·Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

·WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

·You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

·So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

·Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

·Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

·To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

·My kid had sex with your honor student.

·Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.

·I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

·Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

·As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

·I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

·I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.

·God must love stupid people, he made so many.

·The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

·Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

·It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

·I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

·It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

·Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

·I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

·Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.

·Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

·Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

·Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

·Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

·I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes

·I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?

·Remember my name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.

·If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My mother.

·Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.

·I sell porno to your honor student

·My kid hacked your honor student, planted porno on the HD & then you sent him to boarding school...."HAH!"