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Juicy D. Links · 12-09-2005, 02:48 PM

Chio · 12-09-2005, 02:49 PM

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Chio · 12-09-2005, 02:51 PM

YARGH! No idea why that came up in the image search I did, but there you go. According to google that should do it.

Fresh · 12-09-2005, 02:51 PM

Rob · 12-09-2005, 02:52 PM

2 burrito supremes from Taco Bell will do you right...or wrong. Depends.

Ice · 12-09-2005, 02:53 PM

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a DP scene

seeric · 12-09-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

NickPapageorgio · 12-09-2005, 02:55 PM

Couple lines of the Yayo should fix you up yo.

Chio · 12-09-2005, 02:55 PM

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Babagirls · 12-09-2005, 03:00 PM

theres over the counter stuff lol

loverboy · 12-09-2005, 03:04 PM

suck the air out of it

Gnus · 12-09-2005, 03:25 PM

Go to white castles and get some sliders. They don't call them sliders for nothing. They slide down and out.

Gary

SilentKnight · 12-09-2005, 03:28 PM

Abithefiend · 12-09-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrawn$

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Was gonna suggest the same thing

CamRabbit · 12-09-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Best Way To Relieve Constipation?

Stop getting fucked in the ass, homo.

the Shemp · 12-09-2005, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

have a prune danish with your castor oil

Tom_PM · 12-09-2005, 03:41 PM

Man, keep some things to yourself, hahaha!

loverboy · 12-09-2005, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CamRabbit

Stop getting fucked in the ass, homo.

BigasMoe · 12-09-2005, 04:14 PM

Drink some Chinese Dietary Tea!

LittleMack · 12-09-2005, 04:17 PM

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.

Sam Granger · 12-09-2005, 04:26 PM

Very oily aubergine soup will do the job. ;)

Greg MissionD · 12-09-2005, 04:28 PM

What you need is a few table spoons of caster oil, that will sort it out.

CDSmith · 12-09-2005, 04:38 PM

For immediate relief, go to your nearest drug store and find yourself some glycerine suppositories. Buy a box, go home, take one out, unwrap it and shove it up your ass. Give it about 15-20 minutes to work it's magic, then you should be able to have a good dump and feel better.

For ongoing prevention, find one of them natural source supplements stores, and ask them for either a good herbal tea remedy that you can drink daily, or else ask for something called "Stomach ease".. they are natural source tablets that work really well. Careful though, they are pretty potent so only take about 1/4 of a tablet each day. They will keep anyone regular as long as you keep taking a little bit every 1-2 days. If you take a daily vitamin just take the stomach ease when you take that.

I used to work in a hospital, had a lot of patients with the same problem. :D

nebula · 12-09-2005, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LittleMack

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.

Damn, I wanted to post that!

tony286 · 12-09-2005, 05:54 PM

No the drug they sell this shit in a green bottle you drink. If you buy it I forget the the name it tastes really bad but it will clean you out. Dont drink and then go out for the night, it wont be fun lol

warlock5 · 12-09-2005, 05:56 PM

ex-lax, plain and simple

adultchica · 12-09-2005, 05:57 PM

Buy two scoops of raisins

Mr. Jim · 12-09-2005, 05:59 PM

InGayPorn · 12-09-2005, 06:00 PM

Lots of fruits.

aico · 12-09-2005, 06:02 PM

SilverTab · 12-09-2005, 06:04 PM

Colon Blow!

fetishblog · 12-09-2005, 06:04 PM

Coffee enema. Starbucks or the equivalent for best results. ;)

xlogger · 12-09-2005, 06:05 PM

You got constipation??

AmateurFlix · 12-09-2005, 06:09 PM

BIGTYMER · 12-09-2005, 06:10 PM

Benefiber or exlax.

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