Best Way To Relieve Constipation?
 

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YARGH! No idea why that came up in the image search I did, but there you go. According to google that should do it.

2 burrito supremes from Taco Bell will do you right...or wrong. Depends.

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a DP scene

Couple lines of the Yayo should fix you up yo.

YARGH! Damn hotlinkin'

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anal sex

theres over the counter stuff lol

suck the air out of it

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Go to white castles and get some sliders. They don't call them sliders for nothing. They slide down and out.

Gary

Was gonna suggest the same thing :1orglaugh

Stop getting fucked in the ass, homo.

have a prune danish with your castor oil

Man, keep some things to yourself, hahaha!

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Drink some Chinese Dietary Tea!

Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.

Very oily aubergine soup will do the job. ;)

What you need is a few table spoons of caster oil, that will sort it out.

For immediate relief, go to your nearest drug store and find yourself some glycerine suppositories. Buy a box, go home, take one out, unwrap it and shove it up your ass. Give it about 15-20 minutes to work it's magic, then you should be able to have a good dump and feel better.

For ongoing prevention, find one of them natural source supplements stores, and ask them for either a good herbal tea remedy that you can drink daily, or else ask for something called "Stomach ease".. they are natural source tablets that work really well. Careful though, they are pretty potent so only take about 1/4 of a tablet each day. They will keep anyone regular as long as you keep taking a little bit every 1-2 days. If you take a daily vitamin just take the stomach ease when you take that.

I used to work in a hospital, had a lot of patients with the same problem. :D

Damn, I wanted to post that!

No the drug they sell this shit in a green bottle you drink. If you buy it I forget the the name it tastes really bad but it will clean you out. Dont drink and then go out for the night, it wont be fun lol

ex-lax, plain and simple

Buy two scoops of raisins

Lots of fruits. :yinyang

Colon Blow! :Graucho

Coffee enema. Starbucks or the equivalent for best results. ;)

You got constipation?? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Benefiber or exlax.