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Pornkings · 03-16-2003, 02:43 AM

who here has exotic animals
I'm thinking about getting a baby Serval

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm

MetaMan · 03-16-2003, 02:45 AM

not sure if its on there but i want a wolverine

stanton · 03-16-2003, 02:47 AM

just get urself a russian gf

quiet · 03-16-2003, 02:47 AM

[Labret] has a serval... pretty cool

Theo · 03-16-2003, 02:50 AM

I had a hawk for a couple of years, but I didn't buy it. I think it's illegal to sell such birds,not sure.

Mutt · 03-16-2003, 02:50 AM

I always wanted a chimpanzee, one who smoked a cigar and you could dress up in clothes.

actually, it's a bad idea to have an exotic animal as a pet, not fair to the animal unless you have millions and can build them at least as good an enclosure as a modern zoo plus have some company for him/her.

there are people who buy monkeys, and i've heard they are a nightmare.

quiet · 03-16-2003, 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
[Labret] has a serval... pretty cool

it can actually kill humans at full size.

Mutt · 03-16-2003, 02:55 AM

figures i'd pick the most expensive one

from the website:

<b>Baby Chimps: $50,000.00 males $55,000.00 females</b>

imagine how cute a baby chimp is, could have him for a year then sell him to a zoo but then again that would be cruel taking an animal who has lived in luxury with humans and suddenly he's put into a big cage full of older chimpanzees.

nope, not a good idea.

Theo · 03-16-2003, 02:56 AM

imagine the chimpanzee taking a shit in your kitchen or in your bedroom....i'll pass

Mutt · 03-16-2003, 02:57 AM

animals are chick magnets............ and young chicks more than older ones.

if a dog can do that imagine how many women will stop to make a fuss if your walking down the street with a chimp dressed in a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit smoking a cigar!!!

Theo · 03-16-2003, 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
animals are chick magnets............

indeed,i'm considering this

African Elephant: 18 yr old male 50,000.00B19

Mutt · 03-16-2003, 02:59 AM

yeah shit is one of the problems with a chimpanzee but they do wear diapers and i don't think it's impossible to toilet train them but i think it's a tough task.

they are very strong and tempermental, they would destroy everything you have.

Theo · 03-16-2003, 02:59 AM

this site has everything, even a Bush baby

Greater Bushbaby: 5 weeks old, male 2800.00

Pornkings · 03-16-2003, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
[Labret] has a serval... pretty cool

Does he have pictures?

How does he like having one as a pet?

Pornkings · 03-16-2003, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
this site has everything, even a Bush baby

Greater Bushbaby: 5 weeks old, male 2800.00

whats a bush baby? I guess I should check

found a pic http://animaldiversity.ummz.umich.ed...negalensis.jpg

quiet · 03-16-2003, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

Does he have pictures?

How does he like having one as a pet?

yeah, a whole ton. i'll try to find some

Theo · 03-16-2003, 03:01 AM

im wondering if they can become aggressive through time.

Weight 88-132 pounds

an 130pounds Chimpanzee is fucking strong, if it decides to get ride of you,won't be a problem hehe

dig420 · 03-16-2003, 03:01 AM

none. if they're not domesticated they don't belong in your house imho

all kinds of evil associated with the exotic animal business, I wouldn't support it.

Theo · 03-16-2003, 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by Pornkings

whats a bush baby? I guess I should check

it's a future US president

Theo · 03-16-2003, 03:06 AM

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/~tmn/baboons.html

baboons look cute,till they start masturbating 24hours/day hahhaha

quiet · 03-16-2003, 03:06 AM

not trying to freak you out Labret...

quiet · 03-16-2003, 03:07 AM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
http://www.wildanimalworld.com/~tmn/baboons.html

baboons look cute,till they start masturbating 24hours/day hahhaha

the best part

Pornkings · 03-16-2003, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

not trying to freak you out Labret...

ahh cute.. I want one how old is it now?

PersianKitty · 03-16-2003, 03:21 AM

My neighbor looked into a serval here and found that they are against the law to own in most of Washington state unless you have a certain kind of license (same goes with most non-domestic animals). Recently two 'pet' servals got loose somehow from their home and now they're stuck at the zoo, sequestered away from the other 'more feral' cats. The zoo doesn't know what they are going to do with them. If the owner is found, he'll be find and possibly jailed.

It goes for most other animals too.. I'm not picking on servals mind you. I own pixie bobs which are part (very dilute) bobcat. The exotic animal trade is much the way the old exotic bird trade used to be. People would buy new to the country just caught exotic birds (Macaws, Parrots, etc). I've seen documentaries and read articles about how these birds are lured in mass, captured and transported. How many of them died in the process.. all in the name of the almighty $. The US finally made their import illegal. It cut alot of the market in a hurry. Never by any sort of exotic animal unless you have some facts on the seller and the history of the animal.

thatdykeliz · 03-16-2003, 03:23 AM

Not an exotic, but I want to get another ferret when we eventually get a bigger house. Had one who died of old age (he was almost 7) a few years ago. Those little fuckers are a trip.

We had a hardwood floor, and he'd start running, get going pretty good, then his back feet would get ahead of his front and he'd jackknife like a crashing semi, slide all over the place in a little ball of fur and feet. He also liked to swim in the toilet...needless to say we kept the lid down all the time.

dig420 · 03-16-2003, 03:28 AM

Usually acquired while they are easily managed infants, exotic animals eventually exert their natural behaviors of biting, spitting, hissing, and attacking.

In 1999, PAWS helped find sanctuary for an African serval after the 40lb. cat bit the Washington family?s young daughter.
A four-year-old boy had his arm torn off by a ?pet? tiger at his uncle?s home in Texas this past spring.
Also earlier this year, a Chicago woman spent eight days in the hospital after her seven-year-old Great Java macaque attacked her. The woman?s dog had been attacked months earlier and required surgery for the wounds. The monkey was killed so that his brain tissue could be tested for rabies and other diseases.
In 1999, an Illinois family?s pet python strangled to death their 3 year-old boy.
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http://www.paws.org/work/factsheet/a...xoticpets.html

PersianKitty · 03-16-2003, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
Usually acquired while they are easily managed infants, exotic animals eventually exert their natural behaviors of biting, spitting, hissing, and attacking.

In 1999, PAWS helped find sanctuary for an African serval after the 40lb. cat bit the Washington family?s young daughter.
A four-year-old boy had his arm torn off by a ?pet? tiger at his uncle?s home in Texas this past spring.
Also earlier this year, a Chicago woman spent eight days in the hospital after her seven-year-old Great Java macaque attacked her. The woman?s dog had been attacked months earlier and required surgery for the wounds. The monkey was killed so that his brain tissue could be tested for rabies and other diseases.
In 1999, an Illinois family?s pet python strangled to death their 3 year-old boy.
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http://www.paws.org/work/factsheet/a...xoticpets.html

PAWS is located here in WA state. They're a regular on my annual charities.

DearAbby · 03-16-2003, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

it can actually kill humans at full size.

...but can it kill a Pornking?

Gutterboy · 03-16-2003, 07:31 AM

I've always wanted my own mexican.

Basher · 03-16-2003, 07:47 AM

see sig

miklosjt · 12-01-2005, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornkings

who here has exotic animals
I'm thinking about getting a baby Serval

http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm

im looking for a baby serval. did you have any luck. Any places in the states??

sickkittens · 12-01-2005, 09:51 PM

I'm happy w/ my dog and saving rats.

Bluewire Ross · 12-01-2005, 09:53 PM

A boa constrictor!

RogerV · 12-01-2005, 09:57 PM

Damn someone bumped an old thread when I posted under Pornkings..

badmunchkin · 12-01-2005, 10:05 PM

An Exotic Dancer

PAR · 12-01-2005, 10:09 PM

My old cat befor I moved to Toronto... Asian Leopard...

Rob · 12-01-2005, 10:10 PM

I have a lion.

Spunky · 12-01-2005, 10:11 PM

Would be cool..and old thread
Wolf pups: females, 12 weeks old 650.00 each

RogerV · 12-01-2005, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Paul

My old cat befor I moved to Toronto... Asian Leopard...

Thats hot was he tame? and how can I get one

JoeMeca · 12-01-2005, 10:24 PM

a monkey duh!

badmunchkin · 12-01-2005, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Paul

My old cat befor I moved to Toronto... Asian Leopard...

those are kick-ass - I was looking at those or the servals or highland lynx. I want one someday

uno · 12-01-2005, 10:34 PM

I'd want a pigmy marmoset.

unocash · 12-01-2005, 10:37 PM

i always wanted a leopard. white with black spots. But the Sahvanna looks like a nice domestic cat.

PAR · 12-03-2005, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

Thats hot was he tame? and how can I get one

they are kinda tame... just dont bring little kids around them as they dont put up with much BS... You should read all the info you can b4 you get one they are not for everyone... That said if anyone lives in Canada and wants one I know where they can get them...

gangbangjoe · 12-03-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by stanton

just get urself a russian gf

Basic_man · 12-03-2005, 10:44 AM

That would be a Kinkajou ! ( I don't even know what the fuck it looks like)

RogerV · 12-03-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

I have a lion.

Dont you live in Tampa? Can I come check him out I want one

pornguy · 12-03-2005, 12:14 PM

I have an African Grey, and while some of you may not consider her an exotic animal, she is. She even has a control band on her foot.

My wife bought her, because she whisteled at her when she walked by in the pet store. the owner took the bird out, and she got right on my wifes hand. 1000$ bucks later, we can not have anything in the house that is made of wood, because the bird likes to tear it to pieces. the first thing she destroyed was the headboard to our bed. 2k then the took the keyboard off of one of the laptops. 1.5k and then she did a nice bet of damage to a night stand. 300$ Ahe has destroyed 2 leather office chairs 600$

and the list goes on and on. it is not that we allow her to do this. You turn you back, answer the phone in the other room, or even take a piss, and she is destroying something when you get back. If you lock her in a cage, she will go crazy, and pull all her feathers out, and evewntually die. they are social and need to be held, and played with.

dig420 · 12-03-2005, 12:17 PM

Not to sound holier-than-thou, but if you really cared about animals AT ALL, you wouldn't support the exotic animal trade. And if you don't care about animals, you shouldn't burden yourself with one. It's not going to work out well for either of you.

DBS.US · 12-03-2005, 01:36 PM

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03-16-2003, 02:43 AM	#1
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	What exotic animal would you buy who here has exotic animals I'm thinking about getting a baby Serval http://www.wildanimalworld.com/availableanimals.htm __________________ Pornkings.com

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	[Labret] has a serval... pretty cool __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	I always wanted a chimpanzee, one who smoked a cigar and you could dress up in clothes. actually, it's a bad idea to have an exotic animal as a pet, not fair to the animal unless you have millions and can build them at least as good an enclosure as a modern zoo plus have some company for him/her. there are people who buy monkeys, and i've heard they are a nightmare. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	figures i'd pick the most expensive one from the website: <b>Baby Chimps: $50,000.00 males $55,000.00 females</b> imagine how cute a baby chimp is, could have him for a year then sell him to a zoo but then again that would be cruel taking an animal who has lived in luxury with humans and suddenly he's put into a big cage full of older chimpanzees. nope, not a good idea. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	animals are chick magnets............ and young chicks more than older ones. if a dog can do that imagine how many women will stop to make a fuss if your walking down the street with a chimp dressed in a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit smoking a cigar!!! __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	not sure if its on there but i want a wolverine

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	I had a hawk for a couple of years, but I didn't buy it. I think it's illegal to sell such birds,not sure.

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	imagine the chimpanzee taking a shit in your kitchen or in your bedroom....i'll pass

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	yeah shit is one of the problems with a chimpanzee but they do wear diapers and i don't think it's impossible to toilet train them but i think it's a tough task. they are very strong and tempermental, they would destroy everything you have. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	im wondering if they can become aggressive through time. Weight 88-132 pounds an 130pounds Chimpanzee is fucking strong, if it decides to get ride of you,won't be a problem hehe

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	none. if they're not domesticated they don't belong in your house imho all kinds of evil associated with the exotic animal business, I wouldn't support it.

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	http://www.wildanimalworld.com/~tmn/baboons.html baboons look cute,till they start masturbating 24hours/day hahhaha

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	My neighbor looked into a serval here and found that they are against the law to own in most of Washington state unless you have a certain kind of license (same goes with most non-domestic animals). Recently two 'pet' servals got loose somehow from their home and now they're stuck at the zoo, sequestered away from the other 'more feral' cats. The zoo doesn't know what they are going to do with them. If the owner is found, he'll be find and possibly jailed. It goes for most other animals too.. I'm not picking on servals mind you. I own pixie bobs which are part (very dilute) bobcat. The exotic animal trade is much the way the old exotic bird trade used to be. People would buy new to the country just caught exotic birds (Macaws, Parrots, etc). I've seen documentaries and read articles about how these birds are lured in mass, captured and transported. How many of them died in the process.. all in the name of the almighty $. The US finally made their import illegal. It cut alot of the market in a hurry. Never by any sort of exotic animal unless you have some facts on the seller and the history of the animal. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

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thatdykeliz Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: talkin dirty on the phone Posts: 1,026	Not an exotic, but I want to get another ferret when we eventually get a bigger house. Had one who died of old age (he was almost 7) a few years ago. Those little fuckers are a trip. We had a hardwood floor, and he'd start running, get going pretty good, then his back feet would get ahead of his front and he'd jackknife like a crashing semi, slide all over the place in a little ball of fur and feet. He also liked to swim in the toilet...needless to say we kept the lid down all the time. __________________ <font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	Usually acquired while they are easily managed infants, exotic animals eventually exert their natural behaviors of biting, spitting, hissing, and attacking. In 1999, PAWS helped find sanctuary for an African serval after the 40lb. cat bit the Washington family?s young daughter. A four-year-old boy had his arm torn off by a ?pet? tiger at his uncle?s home in Texas this past spring. Also earlier this year, a Chicago woman spent eight days in the hospital after her seven-year-old Great Java macaque attacked her. The woman?s dog had been attacked months earlier and required surgery for the wounds. The monkey was killed so that his brain tissue could be tested for rabies and other diseases. In 1999, an Illinois family?s pet python strangled to death their 3 year-old boy. --------- http://www.paws.org/work/factsheet/a...xoticpets.html

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pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I have an African Grey, and while some of you may not consider her an exotic animal, she is. She even has a control band on her foot. My wife bought her, because she whisteled at her when she walked by in the pet store. the owner took the bird out, and she got right on my wifes hand. 1000$ bucks later, we can not have anything in the house that is made of wood, because the bird likes to tear it to pieces. the first thing she destroyed was the headboard to our bed. 2k then the took the keyboard off of one of the laptops. 1.5k and then she did a nice bet of damage to a night stand. 300$ Ahe has destroyed 2 leather office chairs 600$ and the list goes on and on. it is not that we allow her to do this. You turn you back, answer the phone in the other room, or even take a piss, and she is destroying something when you get back. If you lock her in a cage, she will go crazy, and pull all her feathers out, and evewntually die. they are social and need to be held, and played with. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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