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taibo · 12-01-2005, 01:53 PM

yea so i send in my documents to verify my account and still no answer so i call them and my reply was to try back later on tonight because the accountverification people are on lunch.. wtf???

pornguy · 12-01-2005, 01:55 PM

Yeah how fucking dare they go eat lunch when you are waiting for account verify.

asshat!

taibo · 12-01-2005, 01:57 PM

yea and i sent in the documents about 1 week ago exactly

taibo · 12-01-2005, 02:05 PM

damn funny how the account reps lie their ass off

"account verification is usually quick and on top of these things" thats when i sent in the documents asking how long it will take

i didnt notice that the whole department take their lunchbreak together

Dollarmansteve · 12-01-2005, 02:33 PM

Dalai lama · 12-01-2005, 02:36 PM

Took them 1 week after I called first time, second call had more luck, took only 2 days. It got unlocked today

adonthenet · 12-01-2005, 02:40 PM

hahhaha at lunch LOL

sweet

DivX · 12-01-2005, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo

damn funny how the account reps lie their ass off

"account verification is usually quick and on top of these things" thats when i sent in the documents asking how long it will take

i didnt notice that the whole department take their lunchbreak together

I got my account working two weeks and several emails after I sent my docs.

nofx · 12-01-2005, 03:45 PM

i never have any problems with epass

they fuckin rock

uvort · 12-01-2005, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

i never have any problems with epass

they fuckin rock

Is it the 2 weeks that they hold cash or the 9% they take that you like the most?

taibo · 12-01-2005, 03:51 PM

ok so i call back about 5 mins ago (the time they told me to call back cause thats when they return from lunch) and now i get "try back in 20 minutes cause we can't even pull up your account info cause we are upgrading"

Epassporte i'm fed up with this shit.. i just want to withdraw all my money out and be done with you guys.

Dalai lama · 12-01-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo

damn funny how the account reps lie their ass off

"account verification is usually quick and on top of these things" thats when i sent in the documents asking how long it will take

i didnt notice that the whole department take their lunchbreak together

Be sure to include a pic of the front and back of your visa card.

I'm also shut down at Paypal heading to 7 months now

taibo · 12-01-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dalai lama

Be sure to include a pic of the front and back of your visa card.

I'm also shut down at Paypal heading to 7 months now

all they told me was to take pics of the LOAD card, not their visa card... did they require you to do that also?? id like to do this on my own instead of getting a reply "we need pics of your epassporte visa card" and then take 2 more weeks from there

Michael O · 12-01-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by taibo

ok so i call back about 5 mins ago (the time they told me to call back cause thats when they return from lunch) and now i get "try back in 20 minutes cause we can't even pull up your account info cause we are upgrading"

Epassporte i'm fed up with this shit.. i just want to withdraw all my money out and be done with you guys.

If you don't get it straighten out you can always contact me and I can see if I can help

SpeakEasy · 12-01-2005, 03:59 PM

I think epassporte now gets more epassporte sucks thread than any other sponsor or program on the net.

Trade_Monkey · 12-01-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

If you don't get it straighten out you can always contact me and I can see if I can help

Maybe start telling us why it takes so long to verify an account?
Time to send papers with post +8 hours have to be enough in my opinion.

And can we verify our account up front? I mean nothing wrong with my 2 years old "Select" account, just like to make sure this shit never hapends to me.

pornguy · 12-01-2005, 04:36 PM

I dont think that you grabbed the sarcasm in my statment.

The world does not revolve around you. And I am sure you dont want some idiot bothering you when you have lunch.

It took me about 3 days to get my account set up with them.

Crypt · 12-01-2005, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

If you don't get it straighten out you can always contact me and I can see if I can help

No reply over icq ..

Lunch time again?

How many times you eat a day ? 50 ?

Herb Kornfield · 12-01-2005, 04:44 PM

Yeah, I have been trying for 2 days now to get my banking information changed with them since they have it incorrectly.....

Each time I call or email I get the runaround from reps....

Why whoever runs this cant just get their shit together and make it smoother I'll never understand.

IF there is a epass rep that can actually do something other than tell me call back in 24 hours hit me on ICQ: 160541645

Rui · 12-01-2005, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crypt

No reply over icq ..

Lunch time again?

How many times you eat a day ? 50 ?

ohh man....

you guys crack me up...

Herb Kornfield · 12-01-2005, 05:40 PM

The rep just reached me.... He's in Denmark.....

And the usual... We'll have someone call you tommorrow..... Yet, didnt ask any of my info before he had to go.

What a clusterfuck

jojojo · 12-01-2005, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

lol I never saw this reply but I made this:

Michael O · 12-01-2005, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

The rep just reached me.... He's in Denmark.....

And the usual... We'll have someone call you tommorrow..... Yet, didnt ask any of my info before he had to go.

What a clusterfuck

I am the clusterfuck that received your email with phone number.
Since I can't solve your problem I forwarded your email with phone number to someone who can and asked them to contact you when they get into the office tomorrow.

sickkittens · 12-01-2005, 06:20 PM

Hooray for beer! Seems like everyone is loving ePass lately.

sickkittens · 12-01-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

That actually made me laugh.

Michael O · 12-01-2005, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey

Maybe start telling us why it takes so long to verify an account?
Time to send papers with post +8 hours have to be enough in my opinion.

And can we verify our account up front? I mean nothing wrong with my 2 years old "Select" account, just like to make sure this shit never hapends to me.

I will find out and let you know.

Michael O · 12-01-2005, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crypt

No reply over icq ..

Lunch time again?

How many times you eat a day ? 50 ?

After I posted in this thread I have one authorization request on ICQ.
So chances are I didn't receive yours feel free to hit me up again.

SpeakEasy · 12-01-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

I am the clusterfuck that received your email with phone number.
Since I can't solve your problem I forwarded your email with phone number to someone who can and asked them to contact you when they get into the office tomorrow.

Any real banking institution has customer service reps 24/7. Epassporte is just a bunch of retarded monkeys that saw the opportunity to cash in on the adult industry and jumped all over it. They are by no means a respected, valid financial institution by any means, and IMHO their days are numbered.

Not only would I never trust them with any money, but to give up all of your personal financial info to them is utterly ridicules, and potentially very dangerous.

Michael O · 12-01-2005, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy

Any real banking institution has customer service reps 24/7. Epassporte is just a bunch of retarded monkeys that saw the opportunity to cash in on the adult industry and jumped all over it. They are by no means a respected, valid financial institution by any means, and IMHO their days are numbered.

Not only would I never trust them with any money, but to give up all of your personal financial info to them is utterly ridicules, and potentially very dangerous.

You can contact support 24/7 at:
# From US Toll-Free: 1 (877) EPASS90 [1 (877) 372-7790]
# International and US: 1 (310) 301-2001
# International and US Fax: 1 (310) 943-2410
# Email (Existing cardholders): For security reasons, please log onto ePassporte and send your comments or inquiries to [email protected] using your ePassporte

He asked to be contacted about this so I forwarded his request to someone that will be able to contact him and resolve his problem.

Crypt · 12-01-2005, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

After I posted in this thread I have one authorization request on ICQ.
So chances are I didn't receive yours feel free to hit me up again.

Sorry it was lunch time for me

12-01-2005, 01:53 PM	#1
taibo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,720	LOL @ EPassporte yea so i send in my documents to verify my account and still no answer so i call them and my reply was to try back later on tonight because the accountverification people are on lunch.. wtf???

12-01-2005, 01:55 PM	#2
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Yeah how fucking dare they go eat lunch when you are waiting for account verify. asshat! __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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12-01-2005, 01:57 PM	#3
taibo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,720	yea and i sent in the documents about 1 week ago exactly

12-01-2005, 02:05 PM	#4
taibo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,720	damn funny how the account reps lie their ass off "account verification is usually quick and on top of these things" thats when i sent in the documents asking how long it will take i didnt notice that the whole department take their lunchbreak together

12-01-2005, 02:40 PM	#7
adonthenet Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,753	hahhaha at lunch LOL sweet

12-01-2005, 03:51 PM	#11
taibo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,720	ok so i call back about 5 mins ago (the time they told me to call back cause thats when they return from lunch) and now i get "try back in 20 minutes cause we can't even pull up your account info cause we are upgrading" Epassporte i'm fed up with this shit.. i just want to withdraw all my money out and be done with you guys.

12-01-2005, 03:59 PM	#15
SpeakEasy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Internet Posts: 2,681	I think epassporte now gets more epassporte sucks thread than any other sponsor or program on the net.

12-01-2005, 04:36 PM	#17
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	I dont think that you grabbed the sarcasm in my statment. The world does not revolve around you. And I am sure you dont want some idiot bothering you when you have lunch. It took me about 3 days to get my account set up with them. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

12-01-2005, 04:44 PM	#19
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Yeah, I have been trying for 2 days now to get my banking information changed with them since they have it incorrectly..... Each time I call or email I get the runaround from reps.... Why whoever runs this cant just get their shit together and make it smoother I'll never understand. IF there is a epass rep that can actually do something other than tell me call back in 24 hours hit me on ICQ: 160541645

12-01-2005, 05:40 PM	#21
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	The rep just reached me.... He's in Denmark..... And the usual... We'll have someone call you tommorrow..... Yet, didnt ask any of my info before he had to go. What a clusterfuck

12-01-2005, 06:20 PM	#24
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