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taibo 12-01-2005 01:53 PM

LOL @ EPassporte
 
yea so i send in my documents to verify my account and still no answer so i call them and my reply was to try back later on tonight because the accountverification people are on lunch.. wtf??? :error

pornguy 12-01-2005 01:55 PM

Yeah how fucking dare they go eat lunch when you are waiting for account verify.

asshat!

taibo 12-01-2005 01:57 PM

yea and i sent in the documents about 1 week ago exactly

taibo 12-01-2005 02:05 PM

damn funny how the account reps lie their ass off

"account verification is usually quick and on top of these things" thats when i sent in the documents asking how long it will take

i didnt notice that the whole department take their lunchbreak together

Dollarmansteve 12-01-2005 02:33 PM

http://www.blingland.com/fun/orlycockie.jpg

Dalai lama 12-01-2005 02:36 PM

Took them 1 week after I called first time, second call had more luck, took only 2 days. It got unlocked today

adonthenet 12-01-2005 02:40 PM

hahhaha at lunch LOL :) sweet

DivX 12-01-2005 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo
damn funny how the account reps lie their ass off

"account verification is usually quick and on top of these things" thats when i sent in the documents asking how long it will take

i didnt notice that the whole department take their lunchbreak together

I got my account working two weeks and several emails after I sent my docs. :disgust

nofx 12-01-2005 03:45 PM

i never have any problems with epass

they fuckin rock

uvort 12-01-2005 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
i never have any problems with epass

they fuckin rock

Is it the 2 weeks that they hold cash or the 9% they take that you like the most? :winkwink:

taibo 12-01-2005 03:51 PM

ok so i call back about 5 mins ago (the time they told me to call back cause thats when they return from lunch) and now i get "try back in 20 minutes cause we can't even pull up your account info cause we are upgrading"

Epassporte i'm fed up with this shit.. i just want to withdraw all my money out and be done with you guys.

Dalai lama 12-01-2005 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo
damn funny how the account reps lie their ass off

"account verification is usually quick and on top of these things" thats when i sent in the documents asking how long it will take

i didnt notice that the whole department take their lunchbreak together


Be sure to include a pic of the front and back of your visa card.

I'm also shut down at Paypal heading to 7 months now :2 cents:

taibo 12-01-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
Be sure to include a pic of the front and back of your visa card.

I'm also shut down at Paypal heading to 7 months now :2 cents:

all they told me was to take pics of the LOAD card, not their visa card... did they require you to do that also?? id like to do this on my own instead of getting a reply "we need pics of your epassporte visa card" and then take 2 more weeks from there

Michael O 12-01-2005 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taibo
ok so i call back about 5 mins ago (the time they told me to call back cause thats when they return from lunch) and now i get "try back in 20 minutes cause we can't even pull up your account info cause we are upgrading"

Epassporte i'm fed up with this shit.. i just want to withdraw all my money out and be done with you guys.

If you don't get it straighten out you can always contact me and I can see if I can help :)

SpeakEasy 12-01-2005 03:59 PM

I think epassporte now gets more epassporte sucks thread than any other sponsor or program on the net. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Trade_Monkey 12-01-2005 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
If you don't get it straighten out you can always contact me and I can see if I can help :)

Maybe start telling us why it takes so long to verify an account?
Time to send papers with post +8 hours have to be enough in my opinion.

And can we verify our account up front? I mean nothing wrong with my 2 years old "Select" account, just like to make sure this shit never hapends to me.

pornguy 12-01-2005 04:36 PM

I dont think that you grabbed the sarcasm in my statment.

The world does not revolve around you. And I am sure you dont want some idiot bothering you when you have lunch.

It took me about 3 days to get my account set up with them.

Crypt 12-01-2005 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
If you don't get it straighten out you can always contact me and I can see if I can help :)

No reply over icq ..

Lunch time again?

How many times you eat a day ? 50 ?

Herb Kornfield 12-01-2005 04:44 PM

Yeah, I have been trying for 2 days now to get my banking information changed with them since they have it incorrectly.....

Each time I call or email I get the runaround from reps....

Why whoever runs this cant just get their shit together and make it smoother I'll never understand.

IF there is a epass rep that can actually do something other than tell me call back in 24 hours hit me on ICQ: 160541645

Rui 12-01-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crypt
No reply over icq ..

Lunch time again?

How many times you eat a day ? 50 ?

ohh man.... :1orglaugh you guys crack me up...

Herb Kornfield 12-01-2005 05:40 PM

The rep just reached me.... He's in Denmark.....

And the usual... We'll have someone call you tommorrow..... Yet, didnt ask any of my info before he had to go.

What a clusterfuck :(

jojojo 12-01-2005 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

lol I never saw this reply but I made this:

http://www.hqpornmovies.com/onetouchcockie.jpg

Michael O 12-01-2005 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield
The rep just reached me.... He's in Denmark.....

And the usual... We'll have someone call you tommorrow..... Yet, didnt ask any of my info before he had to go.

What a clusterfuck :(

I am the clusterfuck that received your email with phone number.
Since I can't solve your problem I forwarded your email with phone number to someone who can and asked them to contact you when they get into the office tomorrow.

sickkittens 12-01-2005 06:20 PM

Hooray for beer! Seems like everyone is loving ePass lately.

sickkittens 12-01-2005 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

That actually made me laugh. :1orglaugh

Michael O 12-01-2005 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trade_Monkey
Maybe start telling us why it takes so long to verify an account?
Time to send papers with post +8 hours have to be enough in my opinion.

And can we verify our account up front? I mean nothing wrong with my 2 years old "Select" account, just like to make sure this shit never hapends to me.

I will find out and let you know.

Michael O 12-01-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crypt
No reply over icq ..

Lunch time again?

How many times you eat a day ? 50 ?

After I posted in this thread I have one authorization request on ICQ.
So chances are I didn't receive yours feel free to hit me up again.

SpeakEasy 12-01-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
I am the clusterfuck that received your email with phone number.
Since I can't solve your problem I forwarded your email with phone number to someone who can and asked them to contact you when they get into the office tomorrow.

Any real banking institution has customer service reps 24/7. Epassporte is just a bunch of retarded monkeys that saw the opportunity to cash in on the adult industry and jumped all over it. They are by no means a respected, valid financial institution by any means, and IMHO their days are numbered. :2 cents: Not only would I never trust them with any money, but to give up all of your personal financial info to them is utterly ridicules, and potentially very dangerous. :2 cents:

Michael O 12-01-2005 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy
Any real banking institution has customer service reps 24/7. Epassporte is just a bunch of retarded monkeys that saw the opportunity to cash in on the adult industry and jumped all over it. They are by no means a respected, valid financial institution by any means, and IMHO their days are numbered. :2 cents: Not only would I never trust them with any money, but to give up all of your personal financial info to them is utterly ridicules, and potentially very dangerous. :2 cents:

You can contact support 24/7 at:
# From US Toll-Free: 1 (877) EPASS90 [1 (877) 372-7790]
# International and US: 1 (310) 301-2001
# International and US Fax: 1 (310) 943-2410
# Email (Existing cardholders): For security reasons, please log onto ePassporte and send your comments or inquiries to [email protected] using your ePassporte

He asked to be contacted about this so I forwarded his request to someone that will be able to contact him and resolve his problem.

Crypt 12-01-2005 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze
After I posted in this thread I have one authorization request on ICQ.
So chances are I didn't receive yours feel free to hit me up again.

Sorry it was lunch time for me :1orglaugh


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