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woj · 12-01-2005, 08:56 AM

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ronaldo · 12-01-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

when i came back from my trip to cozumel and grand cayman they pulled me aside and were asking me all sorts of prodding questions. i was like WTF is wrong with you guys? you can let them know that they are going to far. ask them why they are stereotyoing you. i did. i accused them of profiling me because i had a goatee and was singing in the waiting line

turn the conversation on them. instead of being defensive, be offensive. they got me out of their hair as soon as possible. those checkpoints are there to screen people, not interrogate guilty citizens. those guys do the same thing all year long every day of their lives. they hate that duty.

when i go through customs i always make it a point to never act like i want to pass their test. 99% of the people go up to them expecting a quiz that they want to pass just like in high school. if you want to get through their shit asap, just act like they are an inconvenience to you and like you could give a lesser shit what they ask and they won't even give a shit about you. if you show any fear or concern about what they are asking they will dig and dig and try to find shit to fuck with you.

just my opinion. works for me.

Shit I'd never do it like that. Some of them are just looking for a reason to keep you out.

I used to get stopped EVERY damn time going into the U.S. but one day I laughed and just asked them if I'd been red-flagged for something, because they haul my ass into the little room every single trip.

They told me it was just a random check, and I haven't been stopped since.

Raven · 12-01-2005, 09:14 AM

I am a middle aged woman, traveling all over the United States and Europe. I get searched five times out of six. It sucks.

sherie · 12-01-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I think "pleasure" would be better than "personal"

It's phrased as "business" or "personal".

Raven · 12-01-2005, 10:16 AM

I told Customs I was in Europe for personal reasons....when they opened my bags, all of my business cards fell out.

Even still, they were more concerned with why my bra still had the tags on it.

Juicy D. Links · 12-01-2005, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

Do you have any drugs on you?

always

but there legal prescription ones

Raven · 12-01-2005, 10:29 AM

Juicy. Just make sure the prescriptions are in bottles clearly marked....I made the mistake of putting OTC medicines (ibuprofen and aspirin) into one bottle. They freaked out worse than they did with the bra that still had tags on it.

seeric · 12-01-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Shit I'd never do it like that. Some of them are just looking for a reason to keep you out.

I used to get stopped EVERY damn time going into the U.S. but one day I laughed and just asked them if I'd been red-flagged for something, because they haul my ass into the little room every single trip.

They told me it was just a random check, and I haven't been stopped since.

yeah, in juicy's case he needs to play it cool. my ass might get locked up one day.

i get flagged all the time on airplanes for whatever reason and i don't even have anything on my record at all, not even a speeding ticket.

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12-01-2005, 09:14 AM	#53
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12-01-2005, 10:16 AM	#55
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	I told Customs I was in Europe for personal reasons....when they opened my bags, all of my business cards fell out. Even still, they were more concerned with why my bra still had the tags on it. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

12-01-2005, 10:29 AM	#57
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	Juicy. Just make sure the prescriptions are in bottles clearly marked....I made the mistake of putting OTC medicines (ibuprofen and aspirin) into one bottle. They freaked out worse than they did with the bra that still had tags on it. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~