Help Juicy get through Customs on Friday.
 

Last time it was nightmare in Ottawa

Help me. Ask me questions they might ask n shit.

Maybe if i act Gay they might just let me in?

Why are you making this trip? :winkwink:

Why are you a jew with an arab symbol tattoo?

NOOOOOOOOOO! For fuck's sake don't.

If you act gay, YOU will have to let THEM in.

What is the purpose of this trip?
What do you do for a living?
How long are you staying?
Where are you staying?
Have you ever been denied entry into Canada?
Have you ever been charged with a crime?

WG

Okay, I will plead ignorance. Would Canadian Customs ask him that? If so, what would be an acceptable answer?

Personal , seeing some friends ...how is that?

you just look too pimpin :)
I always get through with maybe a few questions:
Where do you live?
What's the purpose of your visit?
How much money are you bringing into the country?

its a hamsa its a Jewish symbol twinky

Charged? Ever? Are they looking for honesty or angels?

ya but i gotta give u a hard time about it ;)

No its just a lil joke i made to him the other day and he found it funny

I think "pleasure" would be better than "personal" :2 cents:

wear a yamuka and grow some curls :2 cents:

What is the purpose of this trip?
-Bang Candian broads

What do you do for a living?
-Sell oranges off the LIE offramps

How long are you staying?
2 days

Where are you staying?
Depends which chick i am banging that night

Have you ever been denied entry into Canada?

Never

Have you ever been charged with a crime?
Assault
Assalut with deadly weapon (my penis)

Fiddy bucks and I won't fax'em your pic, telling them you're a known crack dealer.

Good call "Pleasure it is"

the yamuka will mess up my hair yo

who are your friends? whats their names? what do they do for a living?

be ready to answer their rapid fire questions, custom peope LOVE to rapid fire questions to see if you stutter or if you're bullshitting them

Well. after post 16 I wasn't sure if this was a joke or not

Should i mention I am going to attend the

GoFuckYourself Xmas party?

Monsieur Juicy, avez vous packter vos baggages vous memes??? Oui Oui

venez ici and penchez-vous... par derriere c;est ca... oui oui...

Ok you can go now ;-)

oh yeah, for sure you want to tell them that

yeah i know the rapid fire shit they ask catches you offgaurd

Absolutely :1orglaugh

Nah its serious

Last time in ottawa the fuckers sent me to immigration office.

Hire Duke as a bodyguard, and just have him say...

Hey, He's Juicy, BITCH!!!!

:winkwink: :1orglaugh :winkwink: :1orglaugh :winkwink:

If you've ever been charged with a crime (and haven't gotten a pardon), then you're not getting into the US and vice versa. Even a simple thing like a DUI will get you blacklisted if immigration finds out.

WG

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

WG I am using your name as my "friend" i am visiting Ill say we are "life partners"

With answers like this?


I can't believe they would do that to you.

You might want to reconsider those responses.

By charged, they don't mean convicted, just accused? Or do you mean convictions?

What if I say no, and they find out otherwise? Do they ask everyone? Do they fly you back to where you came from?

Almost forgot I had that pic...

http://www.mulescrote.com/juicy2.JPG

Convictions. You'll only appear in a "crime" database if you've got a record.

Not that I know from personal experience .... :pimp

they do that to see if you stutter...

also never say "huh?" or "what?" to one of their questions that you and him both know you clearly heard.. thats a sign you are buying time to make up a lie... common habbit

No worries, CCRA has me on speed dial.
WG

I meant convicted (ie: if you have a criminal record).

If they find out, you'd be denied entry and blacklisted from re-entry (from my understanding). The airline you flew on is responsible for your deportation costs. They don't ask everyone, in fact its rather rare they ask, I've only been asked once in the last 3 years or so.

WG

So this "crime database" is their own thing, they are not actually looking at your arrest record.

Do they check everyone? What if I say no, but they find out differently.

Well, you look more suspicious than me, so I should be good to go.

they put you in a room full of moose yo to scare you :helpme

JUICYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy

Do you have any drugs on you?

I'd stick with saying Vacation, christmas shopping and visiting friends, you don't want them to think you're working or on a business trip, they like to see you spending money and will sometimes ask how much money you have on you to check against your length of stay.

when i came back from my trip to cozumel and grand cayman they pulled me aside and were asking me all sorts of prodding questions. i was like WTF is wrong with you guys? you can let them know that they are going to far. ask them why they are stereotyoing you. i did. i accused them of profiling me because i had a goatee and was singing in the waiting line :1orglaugh

turn the conversation on them. instead of being defensive, be offensive. they got me out of their hair as soon as possible. those checkpoints are there to screen people, not interrogate guilty citizens. those guys do the same thing all year long every day of their lives. they hate that duty.

when i go through customs i always make it a point to never act like i want to pass their test. 99% of the people go up to them expecting a quiz that they want to pass just like in high school. if you want to get through their shit asap, just act like they are an inconvenience to you and like you could give a lesser shit what they ask and they won't even give a shit about you. if you show any fear or concern about what they are asking they will dig and dig and try to find shit to fuck with you.

just my opinion. works for me.

they cant find out shit man

half this industry would be blacklisted

if you were rowdy as a kid...who cares

Love the frog.

I was going to say change that fucked up long name of yours ...but then i remembered that on the way back from LA i was talking to a guy while waiting for extra screening ..(I get flagged every time ... not sure why) and he said he gets flagged every time also and he travels a lot ...so e asked his attorney and they called the airline ... they told him that his name was so common that the system automatically stops him ... his name was John Smith ... now that sucks .....lol

It was hell coming back to the US for me.

They didn't care about the bong I brought in from Amsterdam.

They were more concerned with why my boots had no scuff marks on them.

Every item was taken out of my luggage.

haha, travelling INTO another country I might agree.

Coming HOME from another I have to disagree.

Last flight home from Florida, my ears popped really bad and I couldn't hear a goddamn thing the Canadian Customs agent said to me. I could see his lips move, and I just said, "I'm sorry man, but I can't hear a word you're saying." He asked me a couple trivial questions and let me go.

The first time in a LONG time they didn't scour my bags for show goodies.