How do I get rid of this fleshy thing growing on me? - GoFuckYourself.com

Jamie · 03-20-2002, 12:12 PM

Sitting in front of 2 monitors and a laptop all day working, I'm starting to see this fleshy bulge developing a little above my wasteline under my belly button. Can anyone tell me what this is and what the hell i'm supposed to do about it?

I'm considering liposuction but there has to be a better way.

Jakke PNG · 03-20-2002, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by Jamie
Sitting in front of 2 monitors and a laptop all day working, I'm starting to see this fleshy bulge developing a little above my wasteline under my belly button. Can anyone tell me what this is and what the hell i'm supposed to do about it?

I'm considering liposuction but there has to be a better way.

It's a fox-catcher. Women love it. Just eat more and work-out less.

Amputate Your Head · 03-20-2002, 12:14 PM

drink more beer... it's the choice of champions.

greentea · 03-20-2002, 12:15 PM

Take one of the cheap bic lighters and burn it off..

Thumbelina · 03-20-2002, 12:16 PM

can you shift it to the side?

if so use it for an armrest.

Amputate Your Head · 03-20-2002, 12:21 PM

the only real answer to the problem, of course, is Jesus Flapjacks.

Jakke PNG · 03-20-2002, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
the only real answer to the problem, of course, is Jesus Flapjacks.

Do they work miracles for you?

Thumbelina · 03-20-2002, 12:24 PM

IS THAT NON DENOMNATIONAL?

But isn't the syrup full of calories.................?

It kind of remind me about that Special K comercial where the guys sit in the bar talking" I have my mothers hips and I have to accept that..." F....n funny

Jamie · 03-20-2002, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
drink more beer... it's the choice of champions.

This fleshy thing has a best friend named "beer". I really should pay attention to who he hangs out with. It appears "beer" is a bad influence.

TaDoW · 03-20-2002, 12:30 PM

that's your "buddha" jamie. Do not try to get rid of the Buddha, He will become angry. Do not talk down on your Buddha, He will become angry. And whatever you do, DON'T starve your Buddha, he will become irate.

Buddha is your friend, and he will be with you for a long time. You'll feel him taking over your thoughts, don't fight it, he will lead you down the path to enlightenment.

Praise the Buddha, Honor him, and accept him (somtimes stroke him), and he will Love you for it.

Lev · 03-20-2002, 12:40 PM

Try one of those electronic muscle stimulator belts for ab workout

Amputate Your Head · 03-20-2002, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by Lev
Try one of those electronic muscle stimulator belts for ab workout

I got one of those for my cock.

Jamie · 03-20-2002, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I got one of those for my cock.

Now we know for sure they don't work.

Babaganoosh · 03-20-2002, 01:36 PM

I call it a dickey-doo. It sticks out further than my dicky do!

Nysus · 03-20-2002, 01:48 PM

When I first read the topic, I was thinking,

"Jamie, that's your penis"

And if you had replied, "and the other things?"

I would have replied,

"Those are your genitals"

Gotta love Family Guy!

Cheers

Nysus · 03-20-2002, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by Jamie
Sitting in front of 2 monitors and a laptop all day working, I'm starting to see this fleshy bulge developing a little above my wasteline under my belly button. Can anyone tell me what this is and what the hell i'm supposed to do about it?

I'm considering liposuction but there has to be a better way.

And on a serious not Jamie, I would strongly suggest against liposuction. It's so horribly bad for your body, suddenly removing weight is not good, even if it's 10 lbs. Easier and safer ways to go about it.

The easiest way if you want to get down to your normal level of weight, with the current (lack of) excercise in your life then you basically need to avoid carbohydrates as much as possible. Eat small snacks during day. Eat 6 times a day, breaking down the amount of food into your body helps your digestion system.

Jamie · 03-20-2002, 02:02 PM

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carbohydrates

Is beer out of the question then? Cause if you say yes, Amp and I are going to be really pissed.

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Thumbelina Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 675	IS THAT NON DENOMNATIONAL? But isn't the syrup full of calories.................? It kind of remind me about that Special K comercial where the guys sit in the bar talking" I have my mothers hips and I have to accept that..." F....n funny __________________ <a href="http://www.bimbolinks.com"><img src="http://www.12circle.com/banners/bimbo_120x60.jpg"border="0"></a><BR>

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TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	that's your "buddha" jamie. Do not try to get rid of the Buddha, He will become angry. Do not talk down on your Buddha, He will become angry. And whatever you do, DON'T starve your Buddha, he will become irate. Buddha is your friend, and he will be with you for a long time. You'll feel him taking over your thoughts, don't fight it, he will lead you down the path to enlightenment. Praise the Buddha, Honor him, and accept him (somtimes stroke him), and he will Love you for it. __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	I call it a dickey-doo. It sticks out further than my dicky do! __________________ I like pie.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	drink more beer... it's the choice of champions.

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Take one of the cheap bic lighters and burn it off..

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	the only real answer to the problem, of course, is Jesus Flapjacks.

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Nysus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,817	When I first read the topic, I was thinking, "Jamie, that's your penis" And if you had replied, "and the other things?" I would have replied, "Those are your genitals" Gotta love Family Guy! Cheers