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TaDoW · 03-20-2002, 12:30 PM

that's your "buddha" jamie. Do not try to get rid of the Buddha, He will become angry. Do not talk down on your Buddha, He will become angry. And whatever you do, DON'T starve your Buddha, he will become irate.

Buddha is your friend, and he will be with you for a long time. You'll feel him taking over your thoughts, don't fight it, he will lead you down the path to enlightenment.

Praise the Buddha, Honor him, and accept him (somtimes stroke him), and he will Love you for it.

03-20-2002, 12:30 PM
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	that's your "buddha" jamie. Do not try to get rid of the Buddha, He will become angry. Do not talk down on your Buddha, He will become angry. And whatever you do, DON'T starve your Buddha, he will become irate. Buddha is your friend, and he will be with you for a long time. You'll feel him taking over your thoughts, don't fight it, he will lead you down the path to enlightenment. Praise the Buddha, Honor him, and accept him (somtimes stroke him), and he will Love you for it. __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!