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03-20-2002, 01:17 AM
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"A Prayer For the Stressed"
 God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and thewisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays. Lord help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to "Go Fuck Their-selves".  |
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03-20-2002, 01:19 AM
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AMP 4 LIFE!
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03-20-2002, 02:16 AM
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I think Amp needs this prayer right now
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