"A Prayer For the Stressed"
 

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God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and thewisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays.

Lord help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to "Go Fuck Their-selves". :thefinger

AMP 4 LIFE!

I think Amp needs this prayer right now :321GFY