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aico · 12-15-2005, 02:32 AM

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aico · 12-15-2005, 02:39 AM

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tristan_D · 12-15-2005, 02:40 AM

what is the color of zebras stripes, black or white?

aico · 12-15-2005, 02:42 AM

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what is the color of zebras stripes, black or white?

Black, but that's not advice, but now I'll drop some knowledge:

During vertebrate development, a group of cells called neural crest cells gives rise to the brain and migrates down the axis of the animal to develop into the spinal cord. Some of these neural crest cells along the spinal cord differentiate into melanocytes, or cells that produce colored pigment. These melanocytes then migrate perpendicular to the spinal cord, developing into pigmented skin. The exact pattern of pigment in different animals depends on the genetic regulation of melanocyte differentiation and migration.

Among the three species, the common (or plains) zebra has 26 stripes per side, the mountain zebra has 43 stripes per side, and the Grevy's zebra has 80 stripes per side. To account for these patterns, Jonathan Bard of the University of Edinburgh has proposed that the original pattern of melanocyte differentiation is the same in all three species, but the differentiation occurs at different times in development.

sonofsam · 12-15-2005, 02:44 AM

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What is the best method of building in house traffic as a program owner?

What registrar do you use?

What gallery spots are worth their money?

If you had 5000 to invest into your program, what would you invest it in? Content? Traffic? Contests? etc etc etc

sonofsam · 12-15-2005, 02:46 AM

sorry i forgot to get one important question in there also....

How are one touch cockie?

aico · 12-15-2005, 02:50 AM

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What partner accounts are worth their money?

The Free Ones

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What is the best method of building in house traffic as a program owner?

Quality Link Trades

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What registrar do you use?

GoDaddy

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What gallery spots are worth their money?

The Free Ones

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If you had 5000 to invest into your program, what would you invest it in? Content? Traffic? Contests? etc etc etc

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aico · 12-15-2005, 02:51 AM

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sorry i forgot to get one important question in there also....

How are one touch cockie?

Better than no touch and a little worse the two touch.

john77 · 12-15-2005, 02:51 AM

I need a free advice:
I will not have mother in law. Is it good or bad?

aico · 12-15-2005, 02:53 AM

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I need a free advice:
I will not have mother in law. Is it good or bad?

Bad, means you'll have to be the one to leave when you get in a fight, there will be no "I am going to stay at my mothers"

aico · 12-15-2005, 02:54 AM

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sonofsam · 12-15-2005, 02:56 AM

If i am in love with a llama, is it okay to fornicate with it.. or since society has deemed sex with animals is wrong, put my feelings aside?

aico · 12-15-2005, 03:00 AM

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If i am in love with a llama, is it okay to fornicate with it.. or since society has deemed sex with animals is wrong, put my feelings aside?

I get this one all the time. Fornication is ok if you are wearing sheep skin condoms, but make a special note: The top rung of the ladder is not a step.

sonofsam · 12-15-2005, 03:01 AM

lets say i have this "friend"... who regularly sneaks into petting zoos and fornicates with all sorts of animals... if said "friend" were to be in a relationship with a certain llama, is it really cheating, since the llama has no comprehension of what cheating really is and therefor cannot have hurt feelings because of it?

aico · 12-15-2005, 03:06 AM

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lets say i have this "friend"... who regularly sneaks into petting zoos and fornicates with all sorts of animals... if said "friend" were to be in a relationship with a certain llama, is it really cheating, since the llama has no comprehension of what cheating really is and therefor cannot have hurt feelings because of it?

First, your "friend" should be careful not to fornicate with predatory animals, and the scent could startle his llama lover and cause some serious problems.

Second, Humans are the only animals that care if you cheat or not, so your friend should be fine.

sonofsam · 12-15-2005, 03:08 AM

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First, your "friend" should be careful not to fornicate with predatory animals, and the scent could startle his llama lover and cause some serious problems.

Second, Humans are the only animals that care if you cheat or not, so your friend should be fine.

ahhh thanks bro, that's a load off my..... errr.. my friends back

aico · 12-15-2005, 03:11 AM

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ahhh thanks bro, that's a load off my..... errr.. my friends back

Glad to help.

No one else? I give good advice on all topics.

sonofsam · 12-15-2005, 03:16 AM

When i have sex with my girlfriend, she always gets mad at me...

Why you ask?

GOOD QUESTION AICO.

because for me, sex is a race... every time trying to bust faster then the night before....

currently i've been at 1 minute and 30 seconds, i've seem to hit a roadblock, and can't seem to beat that record now...

but the fact that she is getting mad at me, isn't helping me accomplish my goals and dreams...

any advice on making her understand and for her to stop being so selfish?

aico · 12-15-2005, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

When i have sex with my girlfriend, she always gets mad at me...

Why you ask?

GOOD QUESTION AICO.

because for me, sex is a race... every time trying to bust faster then the night before....

currently i've been at 1 minute and 30 seconds, i've seem to hit a roadblock, and can't seem to beat that record now...

but the fact that she is getting mad at me, isn't helping me accomplish my goals and dreams...

any advice on making her understand and for her to stop being so selfish?

Simply tell her that you realize how valuable her time is, and you are trying to take up as little of it as you can.

sonofsam · 12-15-2005, 03:22 AM

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Simply tell her that you realize how valuable her time is, and you are trying to take up as little of it as you can.

alright thanks for all the advice bro, i'm gonna try and fit the end of the fork in the electrical socket now... my friend bet me 30 bucks it wouldn't fit... but it obviously will !.. hes so stupid, hes harsh gonna be out 30 bucks !!!

aico · 12-15-2005, 03:24 AM

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alright thanks for all the advice bro, i'm gonna try and fit the end of the fork in the electrical socket now... my friend bet me 30 bucks it wouldn't fit... but it obviously will !.. hes so stupid, hes harsh gonna be out 30 bucks !!!

Ha, what a sucka he is, make sure you stick it in the left slot, as it is the bigger of the two.

johnnyhey · 12-15-2005, 03:26 AM

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Black, but that's not advice, but now I'll drop some knowledge:

During vertebrate development, a group of cells called neural crest cells gives rise to the brain and migrates down the axis of the animal to develop into the spinal cord. Some of these neural crest cells along the spinal cord differentiate into melanocytes, or cells that produce colored pigment. These melanocytes then migrate perpendicular to the spinal cord, developing into pigmented skin. The exact pattern of pigment in different animals depends on the genetic regulation of melanocyte differentiation and migration.

Among the three species, the common (or plains) zebra has 26 stripes per side, the mountain zebra has 43 stripes per side, and the Grevy's zebra has 80 stripes per side. To account for these patterns, Jonathan Bard of the University of Edinburgh has proposed that the original pattern of melanocyte differentiation is the same in all three species, but the differentiation occurs at different times in development.

fucking EVERYONE knows that

aico · 12-15-2005, 03:37 AM

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fucking EVERYONE knows that

Well, he asked.

aico · 12-16-2005, 02:26 AM

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	If i am in love with a llama, is it okay to fornicate with it.. or since society has deemed sex with animals is wrong, put my feelings aside? __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	lets say i have this "friend"... who regularly sneaks into petting zoos and fornicates with all sorts of animals... if said "friend" were to be in a relationship with a certain llama, is it really cheating, since the llama has no comprehension of what cheating really is and therefor cannot have hurt feelings because of it? __________________ I like turtles.

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sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	When i have sex with my girlfriend, she always gets mad at me... Why you ask? GOOD QUESTION AICO. because for me, sex is a race... every time trying to bust faster then the night before.... currently i've been at 1 minute and 30 seconds, i've seem to hit a roadblock, and can't seem to beat that record now... but the fact that she is getting mad at me, isn't helping me accomplish my goals and dreams... any advice on making her understand and for her to stop being so selfish? __________________ I like turtles.

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