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Bosco · 12-14-2005, 11:14 PM

i have heard rumor of a freakish alarm clock out there and i could not beleive it when i heard it...its an alarm clock that when it rings if you press snooze it rolls off the table or counter , onto the floor and goes to hide somewhere and rings there , so u gotta get up and go find it when that happens u are usually up and ready to go , tricky part is ....it never hides in the same place twice. so u have to look for it all the time in a new place HAHAHA.....this is a really funny and cool invention but not ready for sale yet...here is the URL to look more into it and get info.

http://www.onrobo.com/content/view/84/2/

rj2kix · 12-14-2005, 11:15 PM

dood thats kinda cool, but i came across another alarm clock that launched a noisy toy helicopter in the air above you. and you had to catch it and put it back in its launch pad for it to go off. supposed to get your adrenalin going

Mike Okitch · 12-14-2005, 11:21 PM

I'm in a pissy mood when I get up and I'd probably end up torching the place down. Not something I'd want.

Spunky · 12-14-2005, 11:21 PM

I seen one where it would drop a glass of water on your face..no shit

Bluewire Ross · 12-14-2005, 11:21 PM

wow.that's one cool alarm clock that would surely wake you up. most people use alarm clock to prolong their stay in bed.thanks goodness i dont need an alarm clock. i'm an early riser.

Bosco · 12-14-2005, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I seen one where it would drop a glass of water on your face..no shit

reed_4 · 12-14-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I seen one where it would drop a glass of water on your face..no shit

Now this would really wake me up.

Bosco · 12-15-2005, 02:50 PM

bump!!! bump !!!

Translation · 12-15-2005, 03:21 PM

wow! thanks for the most useless post ever!!!!

NickPapageorgio · 12-15-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Translation

wow! thanks for the most useless post ever!!!!

You're wrong...check the first page for my Velvet Underground thread. THAT was the most useless post ever. Atleast this guy tells of something sort of neat. I just post about drinking a couple beers and listening to Lou Reed while it rains outside. My post sucked much worse.

Abithefiend · 12-15-2005, 03:36 PM

Haha that's great! I want one!

DWB · 12-15-2005, 03:55 PM

I had one that would wake me up and give me a blow job every morning. She was a nut case thought and I dumped her.

JoeMeca · 12-15-2005, 03:58 PM

im getting my friend one rofl

Aly · 12-15-2005, 04:05 PM

OMG! I am TOTALLY getting that!!!!

Thanks!

dij · 12-15-2005, 04:50 PM

I've been waiting for something like that for a while now!

nico-t · 12-15-2005, 05:56 PM

i think the first snooze funtion will not work. When i look at myself i would hit the snooze button then hold it in the center with your arm outta bed so it will not move from the desk and go on sleeping... i think a 'clocky' that rings and at the same time rolls away is more effective.. and believe me, im talking out of experience..

seeric · 12-15-2005, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bosco

i have heard rumor of a freakish alarm clock out there and i could not beleive it when i heard it...its an alarm clock that when it rings if you press snooze it rolls off the table or counter , onto the floor and goes to hide somewhere and rings there , so u gotta get up and go find it when that happens u are usually up and ready to go , tricky part is ....it never hides in the same place twice. so u have to look for it all the time in a new place HAHAHA.....this is a really funny and cool invention but not ready for sale yet...here is the URL to look more into it and get info.

http://www.onrobo.com/content/view/84/2/

HAHAHAHA

thats awesome, i need that thing.

i'd probably get pissed and smash it though once i found it. LOL

Nylz · 12-15-2005, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by rj2kix

dood thats kinda cool, but i came across another alarm clock that launched a noisy toy helicopter in the air above you. and you had to catch it and put it back in its launch pad for it to go off. supposed to get your adrenalin going

haha that's the one I need

PixeLs · 12-15-2005, 06:16 PM

Just put the alarm clock on the kids room..

Once they start their day, there'll be no time to sleep anymore.

Bosco · 12-16-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I had one that would wake me up and give me a blow job every morning. She was a nut case thought and I dumped her.

12-14-2005, 11:14 PM	#1
Bosco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 623	For all of you that have TROUble waking up i have heard rumor of a freakish alarm clock out there and i could not beleive it when i heard it...its an alarm clock that when it rings if you press snooze it rolls off the table or counter , onto the floor and goes to hide somewhere and rings there , so u gotta get up and go find it when that happens u are usually up and ready to go , tricky part is ....it never hides in the same place twice. so u have to look for it all the time in a new place HAHAHA.....this is a really funny and cool invention but not ready for sale yet...here is the URL to look more into it and get info. http://www.onrobo.com/content/view/84/2/

12-14-2005, 11:21 PM	#3
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12-14-2005, 11:21 PM	#5
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12-14-2005, 11:15 PM	#2
rj2kix Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 928	dood thats kinda cool, but i came across another alarm clock that launched a noisy toy helicopter in the air above you. and you had to catch it and put it back in its launch pad for it to go off. supposed to get your adrenalin going

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Bosco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 623	bump!!! bump !!!

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I had one that would wake me up and give me a blow job every morning. She was a nut case thought and I dumped her.

12-15-2005, 03:58 PM	#13
JoeMeca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Juicy's House! Icq: 265529404 Posts: 2,266	im getting my friend one rofl

12-15-2005, 04:50 PM	#15
dij Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,163	I've been waiting for something like that for a while now!

12-15-2005, 05:56 PM	#16
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	i think the first snooze funtion will not work. When i look at myself i would hit the snooze button then hold it in the center with your arm outta bed so it will not move from the desk and go on sleeping... i think a 'clocky' that rings and at the same time rolls away is more effective.. and believe me, im talking out of experience..

12-15-2005, 06:16 PM	#19
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	Just put the alarm clock on the kids room.. Once they start their day, there'll be no time to sleep anymore. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.