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what is the color of zebras stripes, black or white?

Black, but that's not advice, but now I'll drop some knowledge:

During vertebrate development, a group of cells called neural crest cells gives rise to the brain and migrates down the axis of the animal to develop into the spinal cord. Some of these neural crest cells along the spinal cord differentiate into melanocytes, or cells that produce colored pigment. These melanocytes then migrate perpendicular to the spinal cord, developing into pigmented skin. The exact pattern of pigment in different animals depends on the genetic regulation of melanocyte differentiation and migration.

Among the three species, the common (or plains) zebra has 26 stripes per side, the mountain zebra has 43 stripes per side, and the Grevy's zebra has 80 stripes per side. To account for these patterns, Jonathan Bard of the University of Edinburgh has proposed that the original pattern of melanocyte differentiation is the same in all three species, but the differentiation occurs at different times in development.

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I will not have mother in law. Is it good or bad?

Bad, means you'll have to be the one to leave when you get in a fight, there will be no "I am going to stay at my mothers"

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If i am in love with a llama, is it okay to fornicate with it.. or since society has deemed sex with animals is wrong, put my feelings aside?

I get this one all the time. Fornication is ok if you are wearing sheep skin condoms, but make a special note: The top rung of the ladder is not a step.

lets say i have this "friend"... who regularly sneaks into petting zoos and fornicates with all sorts of animals... if said "friend" were to be in a relationship with a certain llama, is it really cheating, since the llama has no comprehension of what cheating really is and therefor cannot have hurt feelings because of it?

First, your "friend" should be careful not to fornicate with predatory animals, and the scent could startle his llama lover and cause some serious problems.

Second, Humans are the only animals that care if you cheat or not, so your friend should be fine.

ahhh thanks bro, that's a load off my..... errr.. my friends back :thumbsup

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When i have sex with my girlfriend, she always gets mad at me...

Why you ask?

GOOD QUESTION AICO.

because for me, sex is a race... every time trying to bust faster then the night before....

currently i've been at 1 minute and 30 seconds, i've seem to hit a roadblock, and can't seem to beat that record now...

but the fact that she is getting mad at me, isn't helping me accomplish my goals and dreams...


any advice on making her understand and for her to stop being so selfish?

Simply tell her that you realize how valuable her time is, and you are trying to take up as little of it as you can.

alright thanks for all the advice bro, i'm gonna try and fit the end of the fork in the electrical socket now... my friend bet me 30 bucks it wouldn't fit... but it obviously will !.. hes so stupid, hes harsh gonna be out 30 bucks !!!

Ha, what a sucka he is, make sure you stick it in the left slot, as it is the bigger of the two.

fucking EVERYONE knows that

Well, he asked.

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