![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Mom's can be a little harsh about girlfriends...
So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks (just dating)... and I take her to my parents house for a 2nd time. The next day, mom tells me that the girl I was with had a booty on her. I said, very defensively... she's not fat at all, trust me. Mom said, not fat, but she is thick. She sure does have a butt on her.
I got to thinking about what mom said, and the girl does have a round ass on her (but its not BIG), pretty flat stomach though... she's just not a real tall girl - only about 5'4". I enjoy her ass, and for that matter - if this girl is considered thick, then I love thick. I tried hinting that I've seen the girl naked and she is NOT fat at all, its like I wanted to prove mom wrong because I know she's not that big... Personally, any girl more than lets say 25lbs overweight is too heavy for me. So this girl probably has an extra 15-20lbs she could stand to lose. Anyway, my mother pissed me off by cutting the girl down because of her ass size, when my mom herself has absolutely no room at all to speak with her way large hips/ass. and... In my opinion, 7 dates is a good amount of time to wait before having sex... The girl asked me to stay the night @ her place after 7 dates, not 2... and mom still thinks that makes her a bad girl. Why do moms always have to cut-down someone you like as more than a friend? ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Café del Mar
Posts: 5,162
|
you should call loveline or so...
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 108
|
coz they always believe you deserve better...
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
jellyfish
![]() ![]() Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 71,528
|
how old are you?
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Mid 20's...
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
No Refunds Issued.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
|
Grow up and stop worrying about what your mother thinks. Live your life to please yourself, she'll be dead soon and you can bang all the fat assed girls you want.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 | |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Registered User
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Alderaan
Posts: 51
|
15lbs less and she'd be saying she looks "unhealthy".
__________________
I feel like I should be posting something important here. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
This thread reminds me of the Degree deodorant commercials.
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 | |
No Refunds Issued.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 | |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Ronin
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
Posts: 17,693
|
who the fuck cares what others say
__________________
![]() NichePay - $30 on all trials - Killer Ratios .................................................. Female Ejaculation - Hairy - Shemale Puffy Nipples - Huge Clits - And More! .................................................. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 | |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 | |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 | |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
No Refunds Issued.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
|
Look, just tell your mom you like a little pork on your fork and leave it at that.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,070
|
Maybe you should move out of your parents' house loser.
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 | |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 | |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: NYC
Posts: 1,858
|
Moms are never satisfied
![]()
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 | |
No Refunds Issued.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 | |
I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,100
|
Quote:
__________________
HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY! THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 | |
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Quote:
It's more... Why can't moms just accept ppl u like for who they are (nice, cute, friendly)... and not judge on ass? That's a little odd is all So ![]() |
|
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 |
lol
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,969
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
Posts: 60,840
|
this means your mom is jealous and wants a threesome with you guys.
go for it, the cest is best
__________________
![]() Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 | |
No Refunds Issued.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 14,809
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 |
Bland for life
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 10,468
|
![]() "Yes Mother"
__________________
★★★
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 |
lol
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 15,969
|
wait, oracle porn?
![]() sorry could not resist. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: CHICAGO
Posts: 3,700
|
Quote:
ahhhhhahahahahahaaa |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks.
Posts: 4,791
|
All Moms just want the best for their little boys....
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Dirty 3rd
Posts: 4,216
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 7,865
|
Quote:
__________________
Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 14,423
|
wow does your mom still wipe your ass too?
__________________
no sig |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 646
|
Try to understand your mom, or to be safe don't bring her at your house.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#36 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
|
Who knows? Every mom is different. You just have to decide whether your mom's a good judge of character or not; chances are it's not your girlfriend's butt that's really bothering her. Look for something else.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 | |
Sick Fuck
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: www
Posts: 9,491
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 34,431
|
i've kept every gf i've ever had very far from my mother - she has an incredible knack for saying the wrong thing and making somebody feel like shit. and it just isn't girls - she does it to guy friends too. which explains why even as a kid i only had one party at my house.
she's an old bag now - so when there's another serious gf in my life - just gonna tell her that mom is senile.
__________________
I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |