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AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:33 AM

Mom's can be a little harsh about girlfriends...
 
So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks (just dating)... and I take her to my parents house for a 2nd time. The next day, mom tells me that the girl I was with had a booty on her. I said, very defensively... she's not fat at all, trust me. Mom said, not fat, but she is thick. She sure does have a butt on her.

I got to thinking about what mom said, and the girl does have a round ass on her (but its not BIG), pretty flat stomach though... she's just not a real tall girl - only about 5'4". I enjoy her ass, and for that matter - if this girl is considered thick, then I love thick.

I tried hinting that I've seen the girl naked and she is NOT fat at all, its like I wanted to prove mom wrong because I know she's not that big...

Personally, any girl more than lets say 25lbs overweight is too heavy for me. So this girl probably has an extra 15-20lbs she could stand to lose.

Anyway, my mother pissed me off by cutting the girl down because of her ass size, when my mom herself has absolutely no room at all to speak with her way large hips/ass.

and...

In my opinion, 7 dates is a good amount of time to wait before having sex...

The girl asked me to stay the night @ her place after 7 dates, not 2... and mom still thinks that makes her a bad girl.

Why do moms always have to cut-down someone you like as more than a friend? :Oh crap

cranki 11-12-2005 10:35 AM

you should call loveline or so...

galleriesx 11-12-2005 10:35 AM

coz they always believe you deserve better...

Manowar 11-12-2005 10:35 AM

how old are you?

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:36 AM

Mid 20's...

Marcus Aurelius 11-12-2005 10:37 AM

Grow up and stop worrying about what your mother thinks. Live your life to please yourself, she'll be dead soon and you can bang all the fat assed girls you want.

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mdcq
Grow up and stop worrying about what your mother thinks. Live your life to please yourself, she'll be dead soon and you can bang all the fat assed girls you want.

Good advice, but rather harshly stated... :321GFY

leia 11-12-2005 10:38 AM

15lbs less and she'd be saying she looks "unhealthy".

sickkittens 11-12-2005 10:39 AM

This thread reminds me of the Degree deodorant commercials.

Marcus Aurelius 11-12-2005 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntiDrama
Good advice, but rather harshly stated... :321GFY

This is GFY. That was putting it nicely. :321GFY

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by leia
15lbs less and she'd be saying she looks "unhealthy".

Point taken...

gangbangjoe 11-12-2005 10:39 AM

who the fuck cares what others say

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
This thread reminds me of the Degree deodorant commercials.

lol... at least its getting some views. Somebody out there understands how moms can be about gf's.

sickkittens 11-12-2005 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar
how old are you?

I would have guessed 16 but he said mid 20's. :helpme

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
who the fuck cares what others say

Well, my mother is different than hearing what a friend has to say... ultimately I make my own decisions, but I just kinda wish people would realize ass size isn't everything when you like the person, especially when she is not even fat other places!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
I would have guessed 16 but he said mid 20's. :helpme

I cared what my mom thought at 16 too, so that is okay.

Marcus Aurelius 11-12-2005 10:44 AM

Look, just tell your mom you like a little pork on your fork and leave it at that.

Mr Dickovitch 11-12-2005 10:44 AM

Maybe you should move out of your parents' house loser. :1orglaugh

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mdcq
Look, just tell your mom you like a little pork on your fork and leave it at that.

I'll use exactly that line, thx. :error

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch
Maybe you should move out of your parents' house loser. :1orglaugh

I do not live with my parents, loser. :321GFY

Maxy 11-12-2005 10:45 AM

Moms are never satisfied :(

Marcus Aurelius 11-12-2005 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by AntiDrama
I'll use exactly that line, thx. :error

In all honesty it may just shock her into submission. you should try it.

sickkittens 11-12-2005 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AntiDrama
I do not live with my parents, loser. :321GFY

Well, you're mom thinks it's bad that a girl actually stays overnight w/ you and you're in your mid 20's...that's pretty sad.

AntiDrama 11-12-2005 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens
Well, you're mom thinks it's bad that a girl actually stays overnight w/ you and you're in your mid 20's...that's pretty sad.

No, she asked me to stay at her place... its very sad, but I'm not worried about what my mother thinks about me having sex with the girl, fuck that...

It's more...

Why can't moms just accept ppl u like for who they are (nice, cute, friendly)... and not judge on ass? That's a little odd is all

So :321GFY

cherrylula 11-12-2005 11:40 AM

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Fletch XXX 11-12-2005 11:42 AM

this means your mom is jealous and wants a threesome with you guys.

go for it, the cest is best

Marcus Aurelius 11-12-2005 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX
this means your mom is jealous and wants a threesome with you guys.

go for it, the cest is best

Closer kin, deeper in. :1orglaugh

Young 11-12-2005 11:43 AM

http://www.fortunecity.com/rivendell...ers/psycho.jpg

"Yes Mother"

cherrylula 11-12-2005 11:44 AM

wait, oracle porn? :1orglaugh

sorry could not resist.

pushpills 11-12-2005 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdcq
Grow up and stop worrying about what your mother thinks. Live your life to please yourself, she'll be dead soon and you can bang all the fat assed girls you want.


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Redrob 11-12-2005 12:19 PM

All Moms just want the best for their little boys....

hydro 11-12-2005 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AntiDrama
my mom herself has absolutely no room at all to speak with her way large hips/ass.

checkin out your mom huh?

tristan_D 11-14-2005 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrob
All Moms just want the best for their little boys....

reminds me of Meet the Parents, where no other man in teri Polo's life was good enough for Bob De Niro

Wiggles 11-14-2005 02:17 AM

wow does your mom still wipe your ass too?

Brent_Moe 11-14-2005 02:29 AM

Try to understand your mom, or to be safe don't bring her at your house.

Dagwolf 11-14-2005 02:33 AM

Who knows? Every mom is different. You just have to decide whether your mom's a good judge of character or not; chances are it's not your girlfriend's butt that's really bothering her. Look for something else.

Dirty Dane 11-14-2005 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar
how old are you?

Better question; How old is Mama :Hollering

Mutt 11-14-2005 03:21 AM

i've kept every gf i've ever had very far from my mother - she has an incredible knack for saying the wrong thing and making somebody feel like shit. and it just isn't girls - she does it to guy friends too. which explains why even as a kid i only had one party at my house.

she's an old bag now - so when there's another serious gf in my life - just gonna tell her that mom is senile.


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