Mom's can be a little harsh about girlfriends... - GoFuckYourself.com

11-12-2005, 10:33 AM

So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks (just dating)... and I take her to my parents house for a 2nd time. The next day, mom tells me that the girl I was with had a booty on her. I said, very defensively... she's not fat at all, trust me. Mom said, not fat, but she is thick. She sure does have a butt on her.

I got to thinking about what mom said, and the girl does have a round ass on her (but its not BIG), pretty flat stomach though... she's just not a real tall girl - only about 5'4". I enjoy her ass, and for that matter - if this girl is considered thick, then I love thick.

I tried hinting that I've seen the girl naked and she is NOT fat at all, its like I wanted to prove mom wrong because I know she's not that big...

Personally, any girl more than lets say 25lbs overweight is too heavy for me. So this girl probably has an extra 15-20lbs she could stand to lose.

Anyway, my mother pissed me off by cutting the girl down because of her ass size, when my mom herself has absolutely no room at all to speak with her way large hips/ass.

and...

In my opinion, 7 dates is a good amount of time to wait before having sex...

The girl asked me to stay the night @ her place after 7 dates, not 2... and mom still thinks that makes her a bad girl.

Why do moms always have to cut-down someone you like as more than a friend?

cranki · 11-12-2005, 10:35 AM

you should call loveline or so...

galleriesx · 11-12-2005, 10:35 AM

coz they always believe you deserve better...

Manowar · 11-12-2005, 10:35 AM

how old are you?

11-12-2005, 10:36 AM

Mid 20's...

Marcus Aurelius · 11-12-2005, 10:37 AM

Grow up and stop worrying about what your mother thinks. Live your life to please yourself, she'll be dead soon and you can bang all the fat assed girls you want.

11-12-2005, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mdcq

Grow up and stop worrying about what your mother thinks. Live your life to please yourself, she'll be dead soon and you can bang all the fat assed girls you want.

Good advice, but rather harshly stated...

leia · 11-12-2005, 10:38 AM

15lbs less and she'd be saying she looks "unhealthy".

sickkittens · 11-12-2005, 10:39 AM

This thread reminds me of the Degree deodorant commercials.

Marcus Aurelius · 11-12-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by AntiDrama

Good advice, but rather harshly stated...

This is GFY. That was putting it nicely.

11-12-2005, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by leia

15lbs less and she'd be saying she looks "unhealthy".

Point taken...

gangbangjoe · 11-12-2005, 10:39 AM

who the fuck cares what others say

11-12-2005, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

This thread reminds me of the Degree deodorant commercials.

lol... at least its getting some views. Somebody out there understands how moms can be about gf's.

sickkittens · 11-12-2005, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

how old are you?

I would have guessed 16 but he said mid 20's.

11-12-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

who the fuck cares what others say

Well, my mother is different than hearing what a friend has to say... ultimately I make my own decisions, but I just kinda wish people would realize ass size isn't everything when you like the person, especially when she is not even fat other places!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11-12-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

I would have guessed 16 but he said mid 20's.

I cared what my mom thought at 16 too, so that is okay.

Marcus Aurelius · 11-12-2005, 10:44 AM

Look, just tell your mom you like a little pork on your fork and leave it at that.

Mr Dickovitch · 11-12-2005, 10:44 AM

Maybe you should move out of your parents' house loser.

11-12-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mdcq

Look, just tell your mom you like a little pork on your fork and leave it at that.

I'll use exactly that line, thx.

11-12-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Dickovitch

Maybe you should move out of your parents' house loser.

I do not live with my parents, loser.

Maxy · 11-12-2005, 10:45 AM

Moms are never satisfied

Marcus Aurelius · 11-12-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by AntiDrama

I'll use exactly that line, thx.

In all honesty it may just shock her into submission. you should try it.

sickkittens · 11-12-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AntiDrama

I do not live with my parents, loser.

Well, you're mom thinks it's bad that a girl actually stays overnight w/ you and you're in your mid 20's...that's pretty sad.

11-12-2005, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

Well, you're mom thinks it's bad that a girl actually stays overnight w/ you and you're in your mid 20's...that's pretty sad.

No, she asked me to stay at her place... its very sad, but I'm not worried about what my mother thinks about me having sex with the girl, fuck that...

It's more...

Why can't moms just accept ppl u like for who they are (nice, cute, friendly)... and not judge on ass? That's a little odd is all

So

cherrylula · 11-12-2005, 11:40 AM

Fletch XXX · 11-12-2005, 11:42 AM

this means your mom is jealous and wants a threesome with you guys.

go for it, the cest is best

Marcus Aurelius · 11-12-2005, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

this means your mom is jealous and wants a threesome with you guys.

go for it, the cest is best

Closer kin, deeper in.

Young · 11-12-2005, 11:43 AM

"Yes Mother"

cherrylula · 11-12-2005, 11:44 AM

wait, oracle porn?

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pushpills · 11-12-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mdcq

Grow up and stop worrying about what your mother thinks. Live your life to please yourself, she'll be dead soon and you can bang all the fat assed girls you want.

ahhhhhahahahahahaaa

Redrob · 11-12-2005, 12:19 PM

All Moms just want the best for their little boys....

hydro · 11-12-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AntiDrama

my mom herself has absolutely no room at all to speak with her way large hips/ass.

checkin out your mom huh?

tristan_D · 11-14-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Redrob

All Moms just want the best for their little boys....

reminds me of Meet the Parents, where no other man in teri Polo's life was good enough for Bob De Niro

Wiggles · 11-14-2005, 02:17 AM

wow does your mom still wipe your ass too?

Brent_Moe · 11-14-2005, 02:29 AM

Try to understand your mom, or to be safe don't bring her at your house.

Dagwolf · 11-14-2005, 02:33 AM

Who knows? Every mom is different. You just have to decide whether your mom's a good judge of character or not; chances are it's not your girlfriend's butt that's really bothering her. Look for something else.

Dirty Dane · 11-14-2005, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

how old are you?

Better question; How old is Mama

Mutt · 11-14-2005, 03:21 AM

i've kept every gf i've ever had very far from my mother - she has an incredible knack for saying the wrong thing and making somebody feel like shit. and it just isn't girls - she does it to guy friends too. which explains why even as a kid i only had one party at my house.

she's an old bag now - so when there's another serious gf in my life - just gonna tell her that mom is senile.

11-12-2005, 10:33 AM	#1
AntiDrama Guest Posts: n/a	Mom's can be a little harsh about girlfriends... So I've been seeing this girl for a few weeks (just dating)... and I take her to my parents house for a 2nd time. The next day, mom tells me that the girl I was with had a booty on her. I said, very defensively... she's not fat at all, trust me. Mom said, not fat, but she is thick. She sure does have a butt on her. I got to thinking about what mom said, and the girl does have a round ass on her (but its not BIG), pretty flat stomach though... she's just not a real tall girl - only about 5'4". I enjoy her ass, and for that matter - if this girl is considered thick, then I love thick. I tried hinting that I've seen the girl naked and she is NOT fat at all, its like I wanted to prove mom wrong because I know she's not that big... Personally, any girl more than lets say 25lbs overweight is too heavy for me. So this girl probably has an extra 15-20lbs she could stand to lose. Anyway, my mother pissed me off by cutting the girl down because of her ass size, when my mom herself has absolutely no room at all to speak with her way large hips/ass. and... In my opinion, 7 dates is a good amount of time to wait before having sex... The girl asked me to stay the night @ her place after 7 dates, not 2... and mom still thinks that makes her a bad girl. Why do moms always have to cut-down someone you like as more than a friend?

11-12-2005, 10:38 AM	#8
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