Church people at the door.. Ugh - GoFuckYourself.com

Uncle Moe · 03-18-2002, 08:48 AM

I hate when they show up and your working on an adult site

Wizzo · 03-18-2002, 09:02 AM

Just tell them you are Jesus and you are thankful to them for speading your gospel...It really freaks them out.

Gary · 03-18-2002, 09:17 AM

Just tell them you cant talk cause Santa Clause is coming over for cookies and milk. They totally buy it.

Forest · 03-18-2002, 09:18 AM

Invite them in to cretique your work

RedShoe · 03-18-2002, 09:22 AM

Send them to http://BornAgain-Christians.com

Forest · 03-18-2002, 09:24 AM

send them to

http://www.jesus.com

they can take a bath

pipp · 03-18-2002, 09:24 AM

Tell them that you whould be happy to listen to them. But you have to charge them 50$ for your time. Im sure they will leave you alone

Za Ha · 03-18-2002, 10:52 AM

Ask if they would interested in a photo shoot

XXXPaysiteDesign · 03-18-2002, 11:00 AM

Run to the door screaming "SATAN IS HERE!! SATAN IS HERE!!"

open the door and scream bloody murder at the "evil church people" -- they'll go away

greentea · 03-18-2002, 11:01 AM

Jehova's Witnesses

the worst

FATPad · 03-18-2002, 11:18 AM

Don't get them.

My dog doesn't like them.

ServerGenius · 03-18-2002, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Jehova's Witnesses

There is a very simple way to never have them at your door again.
Read and you can thank me later

Tell them that you are interested and that you once were a Jehova witness yourself but that you got banned from the organisation.....You seriously regret it now and want to return
to the right path.....

Talking to ex-jehova witnesses is the worst thing that they could
do. They won't say a word and leave and you can count on it that
they spread the word in church and let all fellow jehovas know that the house on your address is NO GO place!

Enjoy this totally free advice

DynaMite

greentea · 03-18-2002, 11:26 AM

My dogs to

I have 2 boxers who would bite and mame these people
in a heartbeat.

FATPad · 03-18-2002, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
My dogs to

I have 2 boxers who would bite and mame these people
in a heartbeat.

Dogs are the best deterrence.

One 80 lb Chow, one 120 lb German Shepard. I have very few unwelcome visitors. hehe.

Actually, I have trouble getting food delivered, too, sometimes.

Uncle Moe · 03-18-2002, 12:05 PM

Thanks for the suggestions guys, Guess i'll look before i open the door next time, at least my screen saver kicked in, My computer can be seen in the mirror from the front door

Kimmykim · 03-18-2002, 12:11 PM

Hahaha, a few years ago, some woman came to my door from some church (not that I'm against church, I just want to be left alone tho) and all I could think of was why is this woman staring at my chest, the whole time she was talking.

She left, I realized I had on a big Pornication tshirt, big enough that the p disappeared under my arm.

I guess she thought it said Fornication and was trying to figure out why I was wearing it lol

kmanrox · 03-18-2002, 02:23 PM

sawed off 12 gauge with birdshot is key

Dawgy · 03-18-2002, 02:31 PM

i just answer the door naked.

greentea · 03-18-2002, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
sawed off 12 gauge with birdshot is key

Thats dam harsh, would be a bit messy?

Letting dogs tear them apart is a bit more sportive
at least they can run and be hunted! hahaha

Gemini · 03-18-2002, 02:37 PM

Buy one of those small (8x2) metal "No Solicitations signs and tape it to the inside of your screen door window etc. If they knock anyways... ask them to hold on and call the Police. The organization will be fined usually. Not many are dumb enough to knock with that sign present.

Keev · 03-18-2002, 02:39 PM

answer the door wearing a bike helmet and lil mormon badge naked..... oops was i not suppose to increase the number members?

SykkBoy · 03-18-2002, 03:46 PM

you know it baby!

and for extra good measure I yell "STOP GOD SPAMMING ME YOU SICK FUCKS!"

and Kimmy, I admit it now...that's the REAL reason I stare at your chest...your extra groovy Pornication shirt....

zubr · 03-18-2002, 04:05 PM

hehe. i love these peeps...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 03-18-2002, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gemini
Buy one of those small (8x2) metal "No Solicitations signs and tape it to the inside of your screen door window etc. If they knock anyways... ask them to hold on and call the Police. The organization will be fined usually. Not many are dumb enough to knock with that sign present.

Hehehehee
that might work in Mayberry ... or wherever you are from Gem ... (I missed ya BTW ...)

but in bigger cities, the police have real calls to attend to ... YOU would probably be fined for public mischief, for calling them for such a petty thing ...

You just tell them you appreciate the invitation to THEIR church ... and will take them up on it, just as soon as they come to your church ... that will really fluster them, and they will leave ...

03-18-2002, 08:48 AM	#1
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Forest Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hollywood Fl. Posts: 8,988	send them to http://www.jesus.com they can take a bath

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pipp Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Where the sun don't shine Posts: 1,185	Tell them that you whould be happy to listen to them. But you have to charge them 50$ for your time. Im sure they will leave you alone

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Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Ask if they would interested in a photo shoot

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greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	Jehova's Witnesses the worst

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FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Don't get them. My dog doesn't like them.

03-18-2002, 11:26 AM	#13
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	My dogs to I have 2 boxers who would bite and mame these people in a heartbeat.

03-18-2002, 12:05 PM	#15
Uncle Moe Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: USA Posts: 94	Thanks for the suggestions guys, Guess i'll look before i open the door next time, at least my screen saver kicked in, My computer can be seen in the mirror from the front door __________________ OneVerify Rocks , Get paid for free sign up, massive traffic and Free content too! NastyDollars $35 Per sign up! Free content!! Uncle Moe's Ultra Links Submit your sites here.

03-18-2002, 12:11 PM	#16
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Hahaha, a few years ago, some woman came to my door from some church (not that I'm against church, I just want to be left alone tho) and all I could think of was why is this woman staring at my chest, the whole time she was talking. She left, I realized I had on a big Pornication tshirt, big enough that the p disappeared under my arm. I guess she thought it said Fornication and was trying to figure out why I was wearing it lol

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Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Buy one of those small (8x2) metal "No Solicitations signs and tape it to the inside of your screen door window etc. If they knock anyways... ask them to hold on and call the Police. The organization will be fined usually. Not many are dumb enough to knock with that sign present.

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	you know it baby! and for extra good measure I yell "STOP GOD SPAMMING ME YOU SICK FUCKS!" and Kimmy, I admit it now...that's the REAL reason I stare at your chest...your extra groovy Pornication shirt.... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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