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Originally posted by Gemini
Buy one of those small (8x2) metal "No Solicitations signs and tape it to the inside of your screen door window etc. If they knock anyways... ask them to hold on and call the Police. The organization will be fined usually. Not many are dumb enough to knock with that sign present. 
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Hehehehee
that might work in Mayberry ... or wherever you are from Gem ... (I missed ya BTW ...)
but in bigger cities, the police have real calls to attend to ... YOU would probably be fined for public mischief, for calling them for such a petty thing ...
You just tell them you appreciate the invitation to THEIR church ... and will take them up on it, just as soon as they come to your church ... that will really fluster them, and they will leave ...
