Church people at the door.. Ugh
 

:evil-laug I hate when they show up and your working on an adult site

Just tell them you are Jesus and you are thankful to them for speading your gospel...It really freaks them out.:winkwink:

Just tell them you cant talk cause Santa Clause is coming over for cookies and milk. They totally buy it.

Invite them in to cretique your work

:thumbsup

Send them to http://BornAgain-Christians.com :)

send them to

http://www.jesus.com

they can take a bath

Tell them that you whould be happy to listen to them. But you have to charge them 50$ for your time. Im sure they will leave you alone

Ask if they would interested in a photo shoot

Run to the door screaming "SATAN IS HERE!! SATAN IS HERE!!"

open the door and scream bloody murder at the "evil church people" -- they'll go away :)

Jehova's Witnesses

the worst

Don't get them. :) My dog doesn't like them.

There is a very simple way to never have them at your door again.
Read and you can thank me later :thumbsup

Tell them that you are interested and that you once were a Jehova witness yourself but that you got banned from the organisation.....You seriously regret it now and want to return
to the right path.....

Talking to ex-jehova witnesses is the worst thing that they could
do. They won't say a word and leave and you can count on it that
they spread the word in church and let all fellow jehovas know that the house on your address is NO GO place!

Enjoy this totally free advice :2 cents:

DynaMite

My dogs to

I have 2 boxers who would bite and mame these people
in a heartbeat.:ticking :ticking :ticking

Dogs are the best deterrence. :)

One 80 lb Chow, one 120 lb German Shepard. I have very few unwelcome visitors. hehe.

Actually, I have trouble getting food delivered, too, sometimes.:Oh crap

Thanks for the suggestions guys, Guess i'll look before i open the door next time, at least my screen saver kicked in, My computer can be seen in the mirror from the front door :1orglaugh

Hahaha, a few years ago, some woman came to my door from some church (not that I'm against church, I just want to be left alone tho) and all I could think of was why is this woman staring at my chest, the whole time she was talking.

She left, I realized I had on a big Pornication tshirt, big enough that the p disappeared under my arm.

I guess she thought it said Fornication and was trying to figure out why I was wearing it lol

sawed off 12 gauge with birdshot is key

i just answer the door naked.

Thats dam harsh, would be a bit messy?

Letting dogs tear them apart is a bit more sportive
at least they can run and be hunted! hahaha

:ak47:

Buy one of those small (8x2) metal "No Solicitations signs and tape it to the inside of your screen door window etc. If they knock anyways... ask them to hold on and call the Police. The organization will be fined usually. Not many are dumb enough to knock with that sign present. :1orglaugh

answer the door wearing a bike helmet and lil mormon badge naked..... oops was i not suppose to increase the number members?

http://www.gothicsex.com/brick/brick.gif

you know it baby!

and for extra good measure I yell "STOP GOD SPAMMING ME YOU SICK FUCKS!"

and Kimmy, I admit it now...that's the REAL reason I stare at your chest...your extra groovy Pornication shirt....

hehe. i love these peeps...

Hehehehee
that might work in Mayberry ... or wherever you are from Gem ... (I missed ya BTW ...)

but in bigger cities, the police have real calls to attend to ... YOU would probably be fined for public mischief, for calling them for such a petty thing ...

You just tell them you appreciate the invitation to THEIR church ... and will take them up on it, just as soon as they come to your church ... that will really fluster them, and they will leave ...:winkwink: