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Hello! McFly! A Clue For The Utterly Clueless
ROFL!!!! Ask yourself.... are you fucking clueless?
The Donnie Douchebag, or whatever the fuck your name is, in the CumSensei thread prompted this.... I just can't fucking stop laughing.... man life is too fucking good. You gotta read this.... it's fucking hilarious... Quote:
"lowly graphics designer"? Man.. that's good.... never fails to make me smile.....  hehe... okay.... Come the fuck on dude...... do you really take yourself THIS seriously? There's no fucking way man.... do you really think I'm going to take you seriously? Man, I hope not for your sake.... if you do, you can get in line with the sign. Okay, I know.... I know... the clueless are STILL clueless... and now it looks like I've lost my mind.... I never thought I'd do this, but I'm gonna fucking explain this shit to these fuckers once and for all.... it might put a dent in our fun due to sudden enlightenment, but it won't last... there's plenty of dumbasses flooding in everyday, so we'll be back in business within the hour I expect. Here it is man..... listen up brainless wonders..... Donnie.... why are you so bent man? Because I ribbed CumSnesei during his quest for financial freedom? Is it because he really needs a solution to his situation and I offered nothing but bullshit? Is it because you don't share my sense of humor? Is it because you have a deep seated hatred for graphics guys or something? I really hope you figure it out someday man, so you can have piece of mind. In the meantime.... for all the Amp bashers..... people that get nauseated at the mere sight of my name... or any other for that matter..... the brainless wonders always seem to be bent on someone... whether it's me or boneprone or whoever.... Do you realize how much fun you are? My gawd..... the circus never closes.... What do I mean? Let's take the CumSensei thread.... Donnie..... this is not MonsterJobs or Job Service. It's GFY. I am not your fucking Employment Counselor. I am Amputate Your Head. Do you really think for one moment that I am going to simply hand over the keys to being successful because somebody posts a thread saying "I need to make $3K a month now or I'm doomed"? Why would I do that? Because I'm a nice fucking guy? You, my friend.... are on some heavy glue. Do you think I've gone through what I've gone through for this many years and CLAWED my way to where I am so that I can give it away because YOU think it's the right thing to do? Let's get to the nuts and bolts of this.... IF I happen to give someone some REAL advice or a SERIOUS reply to something.... it's because I FUCKING FELT LIKE IT. Not because you think I should be better than that...... F U C K Y O U Do you think my entire existence is based on being a smartass on this board? You are sadly mistaken. Do you have ANY fucking idea what Amputate Your Head is? IT'S A FUCKING PERSONALITY. Hello? Lightbulb yet? Yes.... there is a real person behind my name.... that does real business... that experiences real sickness, sex, down days, euphoria.... all that shit..... but do you think for a minute that I am only what I am on this board? MESSAGEBOARDS ARE A RELEASE...... NOT YOUR FUCKING SALVATION. If you're coming here to solve your life's problems and financial future.... guess what.... you're the guy we're making fun of. I hate to be harsh and cold, but it's the truth. You need to seriously get a plan of action. And you're probably not going to find it on a bbs. My fucking god..... there it is.... I fucking spelled it out. Somebody had to.... at least once.
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hey what language is that post in? i dont understand, is that swahili?
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jeezuz..... if there was ever a *secret* that the newbies need to be let in on, that was it....
man, that was fucking liberating..... 
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Boards aren't my salvation?
No shit.. they're a curse. I think I'm like chataholic or something.
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"The Exalted Asshole King."
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please help me to make 10000$/mnt ....i want Lambo
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03-16-2002, 04:32 PM
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amp, calm down, for fucks sake. ;) i see your point but i don't know why you waste your time with shit like that, its not worth your hassle. fuck 'em all! ;)
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hey, I'm really not a bad guy.... I'm damn honest, dependable, and all that shit.... and I love beer and good tunes..... I'm virtually ALWAYS happy and smiling... I fuckin' love life man.... and my work is a godamned blast..... I get to drink beer and work in Hawaiian shirts all day..... haven't worn shoes in months.... but people gotta fucking wake the fuck up and realize.... this ain;t the real world here.... GFY is fuckin' wonderland man..... it's a helluva lotta fun which is why I'm here all the time..... if someone is really so desperate that they're lookin' to solve all their problems by posting here... man.... that person is in bad shape and would probably be much better off buying a newspaper and getting a job. I also happen to think Cheshire is fucking hot.... and VERY sweet...... so I'm always watching for her to post....
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i like it better when i though your real name was Amputate Your Head matter a fact i bragged to all my friends that i meet this head hunter kinda guy. now ill look like a fool thanks "go fuck yourself"
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"The OSTENTATIOUS Asshole King!"
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but you're right ld..... that burned alot of time that I should have been working on this site here instead.... but sometimes ya just gotta say fuck it and go balls out man....
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colohost and i were talkin about ya last night amp, all plastered..... wtf... we like know dudes on the net with names like Amputate your Head and shit.... we have hit an all time low in life ;-)
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you should see me trying to keep explaining to my mother that I operate by the name Amputate Your Head..... she just doesn't get it..... 
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for anyone that still has a fuckin' cob jammed in their ass... I strongly suggest you watch American Pie 2 and study it. If that flick doesn't make you fuckin' laugh.... nothing will, and you need to kill yourself.
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originally posted by amputate your head:
A whole- lotta beer I fuckin love you when your drunk man !!!! <a href="http://www.dirtydollar.com"><img src="http://www.sexcontents.com/kitty/ddsmall.gif"></a>
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wow.... this is amazing.... I thought this would be on fire....
I'm stunned... must be alot of people either fully out of this loop or drowning in sheer denial. cool.....
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nah, I saw the original post and, well, I usually just discount anything said by someone without the balls to post under his real identity.... so you win this one by default.
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I'm confuz-ed..... You mean the Dennis O'Leary guy? (why can't I remember his fuckin' name???) David? Daniel? Duarte? Dwaste? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ASSHOLES FUCKING NAME???!!! whatever... that guy? I don't like winning shit by default... that's just uncool.... I need some fuckn' rebuttal man... where the fuck is that guy?
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sorry, dude. yeah, I meant him. And no, Turbo is not my birthname, but it's the only name that I go by in this business, and that's what I meant. For the record, my name is Derek.
what's yours?
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well i hate to let the gopher out of the bag....BUT
Amp's real name is Murvyn Hymel
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Amp... have you ever looked at how many posts you have made? Just wondering... Here are your statistics, just so I can enlighten you as to what a complete loser you are.
You've made 7000 posts in 9 months. That's 777 posts per month. That's roughly 25 posts per day. Which means that, once per hour, for nine months straight, you have made a post. How could you possibly be successful in this industry making that many posts? Just wondering.. a little bit of insight into how much your life lacks substance. By the way, sorry I couldn't respond to your mindless ravings from the previous Cumsensei post, but I was out enjoying myself. Unlike the myriad of hapless wanna-be adult 'webmasters' (as if they're the master of anything at all), I do leave my computer. I've just read the boards for a bit.. never bother posting on here because I don't really have anything to gain from it. But now, I feel as if it's just good for the pure amusement value. I'm sure after reading posts, you scratch your block head trying to think of something witty to say. I can just imagine you in your hawaiian shirt, fuming with anger, because we all know you take the GFY board ever so personally. This is a very significant part of your life. Anyway, I don't usually do things like this because it's not worth it to try to come across as if I have something to prove, but just to show you how inconsequential you really are, I'll post ONE sponsor's stats. Just a little change.. Anyway.. Now that I've done that, I suppose you don't have a leg to stand on as far as insulting me. I know you can't help but be pugnacious, as it is the one thing that gives your life even an ounce of meaning. Ok. I won't take my time to respond to the bulk of your comments, as it's simply not worth it. But I will respond to one that is hilariously comical. "Why would I do that? Because I'm a nice fucking guy? You, my friend.... are on some heavy glue. Do you think I've gone through what I've gone through for this many years and CLAWED my way to where I am so that I can give it away because YOU think it's the right thing to do? " What do you have to show for yourself after all these years of toil, other than the 7000 posts and the countless hours of intent thought that complement them? I interpret the above statement as 'I've absolutely no useful information to provide anyone so I will just flood the board with asinine comments and humour, amputate your head style baby..." -- which by the way, isn't in the least humourous. Haha, you CLAWED your way to where you are.. as aforementioned, you're a parasite. You're a scavenger, chomping at the bits. You're nothing more than a tool by which people with real vision, intelligence, money, and ambition acquire great amounts of wealth. Actually, I digress.. you do have some utility. You can make me laugh uproariously. Thanks, amp.. And while you're sitting on your fat ass in your beer stained hawaiian shirt in your trailer park, or wherever it is you exist, (Yeah, exist, because you don't really 'live' .. you're just a liability to society), I'm out enjoying my money, laughing uncontrollably at people like you. Gimme your address.. I'll send you some busch beer. Cheers. p.s. Sorry to keep all you ninnies waiting for my retort, I had better things to do. |
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Quite eloquent though isn't he?
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Nice stats ;))
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should we be impressed gangsta wannabe
 I think not! posting here 24/7 just means he make enuff bling bling to be aple to take a break a few times an hour and say hello not like the mexican dishwasher u are only being aple to post at weekends Vegas
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Hey, Vegas.. I don't have to try to flex because I know I can back it up, so there isn't really any need to respond to you, other than to say that you are useless.
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cum on donnie u are so clueless that it hurtz!
I know for a fact that u are a nobody! donnie that was that undercover cop who took down a few gangsters... go play with tennisace |
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any1 with the brick of love
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Despite his brash style, hes pretty fucking witty
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I like Donnie. Please post more, Donnie
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We want more. We want more. We want more!
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Would you still liked him if he hadent posted his stats?
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I like Donnie because he doesnt seem like a guy who loses a pissing match
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yeah hes pretty intelligent
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AMP, you're mean... I'm going to tell my mommy on you...
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Let me put this into better perspective for you Donnie, since you seem to be having a really difficult time with the basic concept.
Very short and simple here.... when I get up from my chair and walk away from my computer, (like I'm about to do cuz I'm hungry now).... do you really think that one word of anything you've said goes with me beyond a 6 inch gap of air surrounding this chair? It doesn't. And do you know why? (I doubt it, but thought I'd ask...) Because this is a messageboard for fuck's sake. This is not my life. This is not my business. This has nothing to do with anything that is external from this chair I'm sitting in. And nothing you say makes any fucking difference to me outside of the thread we're playing in. So please... get a grip on yourself.... do it for me bro.... do it for the love we share....
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