ROFL!!!! Ask yourself.... are you fucking clueless?
The Donnie Douchebag, or whatever the fuck your name is, in the CumSensei thread prompted this.... I just can't fucking stop laughing.... man life is too fucking good.
You gotta read this.... it's fucking hilarious...
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
I've just a few things to say... First of all.. I'm absolutely disgusted when I read the mindless postings of you unjustifiably haughty people. Your feeble attempts at wit and humour are, at best, preposterous.
This person was only earnestly asking for some help and advice. It's not at all unrealistic to make $3000/USD per month doing this. You people who mock him for that are nothing. Nothing. That's a drop in the bucket. I'm sure you've all been in the business for a few months, or a few years even, but look at you. None of you have made anything (Collectively speaking, of course). I'm appauled at how a lowly graphics designer (amputate your head) can take act so ostentatiously. I find it so amusing how you toil in front of your computers for hours, trying your best to get your brain to throw two or three strings of thought together and muster up even an ounce of creativity and post a few TGP galleries, or whatever it is that you do, whilst there are some making millions upon millions of dollars who started at the same time as you, if not sooner. How does it feel to know that you are nothing? How do you come to terms with the reality that your whole life is a waste? I suppose you push that truth to the back of your mind -- and you slander people on the GFY message board to make yourself feel as if your existence has any element of utility to it. But, despite all the ostensibility, and all the pretention.. your incessant mocking of others, and such, you really are nothing more than a few scavengers sitting in front of your computer screen, chomping at the bits. Chomp away boys.
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hehehehe......
"lowly graphics designer"? Man.. that's good.... never fails to make me smile.....
hehe... okay....
Come the fuck on dude...... do you really take yourself THIS seriously? There's no fucking way man.... do you
really think
I'm going to take you seriously? Man, I hope not for your sake.... if you do, you can get in line with the sign.
Okay, I know.... I know... the clueless are STILL clueless... and now it looks like I've lost my mind.... I never thought I'd do this, but I'm gonna fucking explain this shit to these fuckers once and for all.... it might put a dent in our fun due to sudden enlightenment, but it won't last... there's plenty of dumbasses flooding in everyday, so we'll be back in business within the hour I expect.
Here it is man..... listen up brainless wonders.....
Donnie.... why are you so bent man? Because I ribbed CumSnesei during his quest for financial freedom? Is it because he really needs a solution to his situation and I offered nothing but bullshit? Is it because you don't share my sense of humor? Is it because you have a deep seated hatred for graphics guys or something?
I really hope you figure it out someday man, so you can have piece of mind.
In the meantime.... for all the Amp bashers..... people that get nauseated at the mere sight of my name... or any other for that matter..... the brainless wonders always seem to be bent on someone... whether it's me or boneprone or whoever....
Do you realize how much fun you are? My gawd..... the circus never closes....
What do I mean? Let's take the CumSensei thread.... Donnie..... this is not MonsterJobs or Job Service. It's GFY. I am not your fucking Employment Counselor. I am Amputate Your Head. Do you really think for one moment that I am going to simply hand over the keys to being successful because somebody posts a thread saying "I need to make $3K a month now or I'm doomed"?
Why would I do that? Because I'm a nice fucking guy? You, my friend.... are on some heavy glue. Do you think I've gone through what I've gone through for this many years and CLAWED my way to where I am so that I can give it away because YOU think it's the right thing to do?
Let's get to the nuts and bolts of this....
IF I happen to give someone some REAL advice or a SERIOUS reply to something.... it's because
I FUCKING FELT LIKE IT. Not because you think I should be better than that......
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Do you think my entire existence is based on being a smartass on this board? You are sadly mistaken. Do you have ANY fucking idea what Amputate Your Head is?
IT'S A FUCKING PERSONALITY. Hello? Lightbulb yet?
Yes.... there is a real person behind my name.... that does real business... that experiences real sickness, sex, down days, euphoria.... all that shit..... but do you think for a minute that I am only what I am on this board?
MESSAGEBOARDS ARE A RELEASE...... NOT YOUR FUCKING SALVATION.
If you're coming here to solve your life's problems and financial future.... guess what.... you're the guy we're making fun of. I hate to be harsh and cold, but it's the truth. You need to seriously get a plan of action. And you're probably not going to find it on a bbs.
My fucking god.....
there it is.... I fucking spelled it out.
Somebody had to.... at least once.