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steffie · 11-08-2005, 07:19 AM

I haven't laughed that hard in days. I have both, a cat and dog. Read on

As seen in a dog's diary:
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite!

2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favourite!

7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite!
11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite!

As seen in a cat's diary :
Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.

Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they
were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of
the stairs.

In an attempt to and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must
remember to try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to
make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was
due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and
how I may use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with
them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I
have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

So True,,, So True
ROTFL

who · 11-08-2005, 07:27 AM

That's GREAT

I love cats

Screaming · 11-08-2005, 07:28 AM

That was cute.

Katrina · 11-08-2005, 07:55 AM

Yes, thats true

Mutt · 11-08-2005, 08:51 AM

gonna send that to alot of people today. thanks!

Shaft_1971 · 11-08-2005, 09:15 AM

That's a good one.

DateDoc · 11-08-2005, 09:15 AM

too funny!

Trixxxia · 11-08-2005, 09:18 AM

Funny & cute!

CherryLipsRosa · 11-08-2005, 09:22 AM

lolol really cute!

Taboo · 11-08-2005, 05:07 PM

needed a good laugh. thanks.

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dunefield · 11-08-2005, 05:27 PM

hahaha thats so true... dogs are loyal and protect you... whilst cats are just ummm... pointless...

reynold · 11-08-2005, 05:41 PM

Go for dogs guys! lol

LadyMischief · 11-08-2005, 05:46 PM

Bwahahhahahaha that is SO true!!

camouflaged123 · 11-08-2005, 05:48 PM

lol, nice one! That actually so true!

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sniperwolf · 11-08-2005, 08:04 PM

wtf.. hahahahha

digga · 11-08-2005, 09:34 PM

im just glad my kitten cant write yet. hate to see what he'd say.

SleazyDream · 11-08-2005, 09:39 PM

Skufty acts more like a cat

Th!nk · 11-08-2005, 10:14 PM

hahahaah! good stuff...nice man!

tristan_D · 11-09-2005, 05:15 PM

I think I will rent a DVD of that movie cats and Dogs, with the Will and Grace actor voicing the eveil cat. I think that movie is very funny.

Hollywood Horwitz · 11-09-2005, 05:41 PM

this was great! lol love this part...
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to
make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...

ModelPerfect · 11-09-2005, 05:48 PM

that's funny...I now have to send it to my friends and family.

11-08-2005, 07:19 AM	#1
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Dog vs Cat Diary - ROTFL - I haven't laughed that hard in days. I have both, a cat and dog. Read on As seen in a dog's diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favourite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite! 11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite! As seen in a cat's diary : Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture. Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must remember to try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan... There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and how I may use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time... So True,,, So True ROTFL __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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