Dog vs Cat Diary - ROTFL -
 

I haven't laughed that hard in days. I have both, a cat and dog. Read on

As seen in a dog's diary:
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favourite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favourite!

2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favourite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favourite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favourite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favourite!

7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favourite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favourite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favourite!
11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favourite!

As seen in a cat's diary :
Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild
satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.

Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they
were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of
the stairs.

In an attempt to and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again
induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair. I must
remember to try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to
make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was
due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and
how I may use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog
is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously
a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with
them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to
his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I
have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time...


So True,,, So True
ROTFL

That's GREAT :) I love cats :)

That was cute.

Yes, thats true:)

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gonna send that to alot of people today. thanks!

That's a good one.

too funny!

Funny & cute! :thumbsup

lolol really cute!

:1orglaugh needed a good laugh. thanks.

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hahaha thats so true... dogs are loyal and protect you... whilst cats are just ummm... pointless...

Go for dogs guys! lol

Bwahahhahahaha that is SO true!!

lol, nice one! That actually so true!

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wtf.. hahahahha

im just glad my kitten cant write yet. hate to see what he'd say.

Skufty acts more like a cat

hahahaah! good stuff...nice man!

I think I will rent a DVD of that movie cats and Dogs, with the Will and Grace actor voicing the eveil cat. I think that movie is very funny.

this was great! lol love this part...
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to
make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I
was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...

that's funny...I now have to send it to my friends and family. :)