rate your hangovers - GoFuckYourself.com

vicki · 11-09-2005, 08:54 AM

I got this via email and had to chuckle because I immediately thought of the webmaster gatherings and how many people I see on day 3 that I KNOW have a 5 star! lol

hope you get a chuckle too

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 a.m. Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five craps you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the
bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

Marcus Aurelius · 11-09-2005, 08:56 AM

I usually never get past a 1 star, no matter how much I drink. I dont throw up when I drink either unless I do something stupid like mixing shit that should not be mixed.

Funbrunette · 11-09-2005, 09:30 AM

Hehehehhe! Those were the good old days...

blazi · 11-09-2005, 09:33 AM

I don't ever want a 5 star hangover LOL

had a few in my day but never that bad

cool1 · 11-09-2005, 09:38 AM

I have 0 star hangovers, stop drinking a long while ago.
used to get some of those 3 and 4 star ones,
I can't remember if I have ever had a 5 star one though, not sure I would want to remember it.

ry0t · 11-09-2005, 09:43 AM

As a matter of fact right now I have a three star and I still need to go about my daily business and errands.

pawsregd · 11-09-2005, 09:59 AM

Lately for me they have been 5 stars

vicki · 11-09-2005, 10:12 AM

I've had a 3 star once that I can remember but I find it more entertaining to sip mine and guage everyone elses rating hahahaha

Screaming · 11-09-2005, 10:23 AM

I've had stage 8s

Project-Shadow · 11-09-2005, 10:29 AM

I usually get 1 and a half star hangovers. The bowels have a mind of their own.. sometimes they play up, othertimes they're good. Never get headaches [unless you trip up in a drunked stooper and fall head first into a chair] good times.

Maxy · 11-09-2005, 10:34 AM

Also never went passed a 1 & 1/2. I started drinking late, and I know exactly when to stop. Tis good.

The Captain · 11-09-2005, 10:41 AM

I hate the hangover

ajrocks · 11-09-2005, 10:50 AM

I only get 5 star, I can barely drink anymore.

SilentKnight · 11-09-2005, 11:18 AM

I've nearly John Bonham'd a few times, so I'd have to rate those a 6.

SilentKnight

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vicki · 11-09-2005, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I've nearly John Bonham'd a few times, so I'd have to rate those a 6.

gangbangjoe · 11-09-2005, 01:22 PM

three stars hangover...

sherie · 11-09-2005, 01:23 PM

Go hard or go home! If I don't have a 5 star, then the night wasn't worth it and it's time to get out and GIT'ER done again!!

vicki · 11-09-2005, 01:31 PM

I'm a wuss compared to sherie! lol

wargames · 11-09-2005, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks

I only get 5 star, I can barely drink anymore.

Same issue

Wilbo · 11-09-2005, 01:40 PM

I used to get 5 star hangovers all the time. I once had a hangover that lasted 3 days ( I think it was really alchohol poisoning) . Once I got married and had kids I quit doing that. People always ask me to go out with them to drink, I tell them I've had enough "out" to last me a lifetime.

LaurieX · 11-09-2005, 01:42 PM

Haha that is soo true!

ElvisManson · 11-09-2005, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wilbo

I used to get 5 star hangovers all the time. I once had a hangover that lasted 3 days ( I think it was really alchohol poisoning) .

My 30th Birthday was like. I'd never had a hangover last for 3 days before.

and I hope to gods I never do again.

SilentKnight · 11-09-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie

Go hard or go home! If I don't have a 5 star, then the night wasn't worth it and it's time to get out and GIT'ER done again!!

That's the spirit!

je_rome · 11-10-2005, 07:46 PM

I haven't gone beyond three stars

GlydeGirl · 11-10-2005, 08:01 PM

I usually puke long before I ever get enough booze in the system for a hangover -- that keeps my drunkenness under control too! LOL

Spunky · 11-10-2005, 08:02 PM

Thankfully I only get a one star..it's those damn shooters

vicki · 11-10-2005, 08:59 PM

I think it was Pattycake that posted a tip on - hmm might have been the old piss board - before the Vegas convention one year ... she said drink a couple ounces of water for every shot of alcohol to help prevent dehydration and drunkeness

You 2 and up star folks should give it a try lol

PixeLs · 11-10-2005, 11:15 PM

Been awarded with three stars last week when a friend dropped by at th house and ask me to go with him on his friend's birthday party.

11-09-2005, 08:54 AM	#1
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	rate your hangovers I got this via email and had to chuckle because I immediately thought of the webmaster gatherings and how many people I see on day 3 that I KNOW have a 5 star! lol hope you get a chuckle too One Star Hangover () No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover () No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 a.m. Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover () Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once. Four Star Hangover () Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five craps you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover (***) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now... __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

11-09-2005, 09:30 AM	#3
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11-09-2005, 09:33 AM	#4
blazi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Closer now Posts: 4,321	I don't ever want a 5 star hangover LOL had a few in my day but never that bad __________________ makingcoin.com - 100% payouts coinscuties.com

11-09-2005, 09:38 AM	#5
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	I have 0 star hangovers, stop drinking a long while ago. used to get some of those 3 and 4 star ones, I can't remember if I have ever had a 5 star one though, not sure I would want to remember it. __________________

11-09-2005, 10:12 AM	#8
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	I've had a 3 star once that I can remember but I find it more entertaining to sip mine and guage everyone elses rating hahahaha __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

11-09-2005, 08:56 AM	#2
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	I usually never get past a 1 star, no matter how much I drink. I dont throw up when I drink either unless I do something stupid like mixing shit that should not be mixed.

11-09-2005, 09:43 AM	#6
ry0t So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Boston Posts: 4,160	As a matter of fact right now I have a three star and I still need to go about my daily business and errands.

11-09-2005, 09:59 AM	#7
pawsregd Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Montreal eh Posts: 2,290	Lately for me they have been 5 stars

11-09-2005, 10:23 AM	#9
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11-09-2005, 10:29 AM	#10
Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	I usually get 1 and a half star hangovers. The bowels have a mind of their own.. sometimes they play up, othertimes they're good. Never get headaches [unless you trip up in a drunked stooper and fall head first into a chair] good times.

11-09-2005, 10:34 AM	#11
Maxy Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 1,858	Also never went passed a 1 & 1/2. I started drinking late, and I know exactly when to stop. Tis good. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

11-09-2005, 10:41 AM	#12
The Captain Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,558	I hate the hangover

11-09-2005, 10:50 AM	#13
ajrocks Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: On Uranus Posts: 4,526	I only get 5 star, I can barely drink anymore. __________________ SEO Strategy - Digital Strategy - Cannabis Lead Generation Skype aj.durden1

11-09-2005, 11:18 AM	#14
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11-09-2005, 01:22 PM	#16
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11-09-2005, 01:23 PM	#17
sherie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,020	Go hard or go home! If I don't have a 5 star, then the night wasn't worth it and it's time to get out and GIT'ER done again!! __________________ AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor

11-09-2005, 01:31 PM	#18
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	I'm a wuss compared to sherie! lol __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

11-09-2005, 01:40 PM	#20
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	I used to get 5 star hangovers all the time. I once had a hangover that lasted 3 days ( I think it was really alchohol poisoning) . Once I got married and had kids I quit doing that. People always ask me to go out with them to drink, I tell them I've had enough "out" to last me a lifetime.

11-09-2005, 01:42 PM	#21
LaurieX Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,541	Haha that is soo true! __________________ [email protected] ICQ# 81820905 Aim LaurieX THE BANNER YOU ARE TRYING TO RUN IS CAUSING ERRORS FOR EVERYONE ON GFY. PLEASE CORRECT IT!!!

11-10-2005, 07:46 PM	#24
je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	I haven't gone beyond three stars __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!

11-10-2005, 08:01 PM	#25
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	I usually puke long before I ever get enough booze in the system for a hangover -- that keeps my drunkenness under control too! LOL

11-10-2005, 08:02 PM	#26
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Thankfully I only get a one star..it's those damn shooters __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-10-2005, 08:59 PM	#27
vicki Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Deep in the heart o' Texas Posts: 1,478	I think it was Pattycake that posted a tip on - hmm might have been the old piss board - before the Vegas convention one year ... she said drink a couple ounces of water for every shot of alcohol to help prevent dehydration and drunkeness You 2 and up star folks should give it a try lol __________________ If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. HR merchant accounts from 3.45% solid biz since 98 victoriakozub AT gmail.com skype: victoria.kozub \| ICQ: 74296746

11-10-2005, 11:15 PM	#28
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	Been awarded with three stars last week when a friend dropped by at th house and ask me to go with him on his friend's birthday party. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.