rate your hangovers
 

I got this via email and had to chuckle because I immediately thought of the webmaster gatherings and how many people I see on day 3 that I KNOW have a 5 star! lol

hope you get a chuckle too :)

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 a.m. Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five craps you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the
bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

I usually never get past a 1 star, no matter how much I drink. I dont throw up when I drink either unless I do something stupid like mixing shit that should not be mixed.

Hehehehhe! Those were the good old days... :thumbsup

I don't ever want a 5 star hangover LOL

had a few in my day but never that bad :)

I have 0 star hangovers, stop drinking a long while ago.
used to get some of those 3 and 4 star ones,
I can't remember if I have ever had a 5 star one though, not sure I would want to remember it.

As a matter of fact right now I have a three star and I still need to go about my daily business and errands.

Lately for me they have been 5 stars

I've had a 3 star once that I can remember but I find it more entertaining to sip mine and guage everyone elses rating hahahaha

I've had stage 8s

I usually get 1 and a half star hangovers. The bowels have a mind of their own.. sometimes they play up, othertimes they're good. Never get headaches [unless you trip up in a drunked stooper and fall head first into a chair] good times.

Also never went passed a 1 & 1/2. I started drinking late, and I know exactly when to stop. Tis good.

I hate the hangover

I only get 5 star, I can barely drink anymore.

I've nearly John Bonham'd a few times, so I'd have to rate those a 6.


SilentKnight

- master of using names as verbs :winkwink:

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three stars hangover...

Go hard or go home! If I don't have a 5 star, then the night wasn't worth it and it's time to get out and GIT'ER done again!!

I'm a wuss compared to sherie! lol

Same issue :( :(

I used to get 5 star hangovers all the time. I once had a hangover that lasted 3 days ( I think it was really alchohol poisoning) . Once I got married and had kids I quit doing that. People always ask me to go out with them to drink, I tell them I've had enough "out" to last me a lifetime.

Haha that is soo true!

My 30th Birthday was like. I'd never had a hangover last for 3 days before.

and I hope to gods I never do again.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's the spirit!

I haven't gone beyond three stars

I usually puke long before I ever get enough booze in the system for a hangover -- that keeps my drunkenness under control too! LOL

Thankfully I only get a one star..it's those damn shooters

I think it was Pattycake that posted a tip on - hmm might have been the old piss board - before the Vegas convention one year ... she said drink a couple ounces of water for every shot of alcohol to help prevent dehydration and drunkeness

You 2 and up star folks should give it a try lol

Been awarded with three stars last week when a friend dropped by at th house and ask me to go with him on his friend's birthday party.