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ronaldo · 11-02-2005, 11:43 AM

Last night I ran out to pick up the new DVD release of Office Space and my wife tells me to pick her up a MENOPAUSE test. "It's with the pregancy tests" she assured me.

Now, I've bought tampons and other female hygeine products no problem. But when both a sales clerk and the Pharmacist looked at me like I was crazy, I was admittedly a little embarrassed.

I get home and tell the wife "Uh, there's NO SUCH THING as a damn menopause test."

She was sure there was until she went today and found out I wasn't lying. Her profuse apologies did little to ease my embarrassment. Perhaps it was the accompanying giggling.

who · 11-02-2005, 11:44 AM

Awesome news.

MattO · 11-02-2005, 11:45 AM

You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.

BoyAlley · 11-02-2005, 11:45 AM

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/ma...ticlekey=41533

There ARE home tests kits approved by the FDA.

You should warn her though, if she comes up negative, she'll need to come up with a new excuse for being a total bitch.

ssp · 11-02-2005, 11:46 AM

I was anxiously waiting for your story.

ronaldo · 11-02-2005, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO

You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.

lol, seriously, the female clerk told me something similiar.

"Is she always cranky? She's starting menopause."

Thanks BoyAlley, I'll pass that on.

Ice · 11-02-2005, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO

You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.

Sosa · 11-02-2005, 11:54 AM

lol might be time to stay away and leave her alone for a while!

angelro · 11-02-2005, 11:54 AM

Can't you say it's too sweet

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Dwreck · 11-02-2005, 11:57 AM

I love yoru relantioship! I knew this would be a funny sotry the minute I saw the thread!

So Ron..... How are you going to get her back? There is no way in hell you dont have a plan. LOL

WebairGerard · 11-02-2005, 11:59 AM

That's classic!

Screaming · 11-02-2005, 12:01 PM

You fell for the oldest in the book.

Honez · 11-02-2005, 12:03 PM

Ahahaha! I have to remember that one!

JMM · 11-02-2005, 12:05 PM

Look on the bright side. If the test does come back positive, it's 4 weeks of nookie a month as opposed to 3.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

je_rome · 11-03-2005, 02:44 AM

yeah, that's embarrassing all right. aside from being a male, you had to look for a non-existent menopause test.

sonofsam · 11-03-2005, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO

You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.

haha thats awesome

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ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	I don't embarass easily but jesus... Last night I ran out to pick up the new DVD release of Office Space and my wife tells me to pick her up a MENOPAUSE test. "It's with the pregancy tests" she assured me. Now, I've bought tampons and other female hygeine products no problem. But when both a sales clerk and the Pharmacist looked at me like I was crazy, I was admittedly a little embarrassed. I get home and tell the wife "Uh, there's NO SUCH THING as a damn menopause test." She was sure there was until she went today and found out I wasn't lying. Her profuse apologies did little to ease my embarrassment. Perhaps it was the accompanying giggling.

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BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	http://www.medicinenet.com/script/ma...ticlekey=41533 There ARE home tests kits approved by the FDA. You should warn her though, if she comes up negative, she'll need to come up with a new excuse for being a total bitch.

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