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  • ronaldo
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 5475
    #1

    I don't embarass easily but jesus...

    Last night I ran out to pick up the new DVD release of Office Space and my wife tells me to pick her up a MENOPAUSE test. "It's with the pregancy tests" she assured me.

    Now, I've bought tampons and other female hygeine products no problem. But when both a sales clerk and the Pharmacist looked at me like I was crazy, I was admittedly a little embarrassed.

    I get home and tell the wife "Uh, there's NO SUCH THING as a damn menopause test."

    She was sure there was until she went today and found out I wasn't lying. Her profuse apologies did little to ease my embarrassment. Perhaps it was the accompanying giggling.
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    • who
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2003
      • 19593
      #2
      Awesome news.

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        • MattO
          The O is for Oohhh
          • Feb 2003
          • 10861
          #3
          You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.

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            • BoyAlley
              So Fucking Gay
              • Nov 2004
              • 19714
              #4
              http://www.medicinenet.com/script/ma...ticlekey=41533

              There ARE home tests kits approved by the FDA.

              You should warn her though, if she comes up negative, she'll need to come up with a new excuse for being a total bitch.

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                • ssp
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 7990
                  #5
                  I was anxiously waiting for your story.

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                    • ronaldo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 5475
                      #6
                      Originally posted by MattO
                      You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.
                      lol, seriously, the female clerk told me something similiar.

                      "Is she always cranky? She's starting menopause."

                      Thanks BoyAlley, I'll pass that on.

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                        • Ice
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26053
                          #7
                          Originally posted by MattO
                          You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.
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                            • Sosa
                              In Tushy Land
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 40149
                              #8
                              lol might be time to stay away and leave her alone for a while!

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                                • angelro
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 303
                                  #9
                                  Can't you say it's too sweet ?

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                                    • Dwreck
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 7362
                                      #10
                                      I love yoru relantioship! I knew this would be a funny sotry the minute I saw the thread!

                                      So Ron..... How are you going to get her back? There is no way in hell you dont have a plan. LOL
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                                        • WebairGerard
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2005
                                          • 8113
                                          #11
                                          That's classic!

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                                            • Screaming
                                              I can change this!!!!!
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 18972
                                              #12
                                              You fell for the oldest in the book.

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                                                • Honez
                                                  Confirmed Brat
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 6636
                                                  #13
                                                  Ahahaha! I have to remember that one!
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                                                    • JMM
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 1755
                                                      #14
                                                      Look on the bright side. If the test does come back positive, it's 4 weeks of nookie a month as opposed to 3.

                                                      Every cloud has a silver lining.

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                                                        • je_rome
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                          • 6846
                                                          #15
                                                          yeah, that's embarrassing all right. aside from being a male, you had to look for a non-existent menopause test.
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                                                            • sonofsam
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 18647
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MattO
                                                              You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.
                                                              haha thats awesome
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