I don't embarass easily but jesus...
 

Last night I ran out to pick up the new DVD release of Office Space and my wife tells me to pick her up a MENOPAUSE test. "It's with the pregancy tests" she assured me.

Now, I've bought tampons and other female hygeine products no problem. But when both a sales clerk and the Pharmacist looked at me like I was crazy, I was admittedly a little embarrassed.

I get home and tell the wife "Uh, there's NO SUCH THING as a damn menopause test."

She was sure there was until she went today and found out I wasn't lying. Her profuse apologies did little to ease my embarrassment. Perhaps it was the accompanying giggling.

Awesome news.

You can do your own test. Have her cook dinner. Take a bite and say it's too salty. If she starts to cry, gets up and clears the table, throws out the food and storms off, she's beginning menopause.

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/ma...ticlekey=41533

There ARE home tests kits approved by the FDA.

You should warn her though, if she comes up negative, she'll need to come up with a new excuse for being a total bitch. :1orglaugh

I was anxiously waiting for your story.

lol, seriously, the female clerk told me something similiar.

"Is she always cranky? She's starting menopause."

Thanks BoyAlley, I'll pass that on.

:1orglaugh

lol might be time to stay away and leave her alone for a while!

Can't you say it's too sweet :)?

I love yoru relantioship! I knew this would be a funny sotry the minute I saw the thread!

So Ron..... How are you going to get her back? There is no way in hell you dont have a plan. LOL

That's classic!

You fell for the oldest in the book.

Ahahaha! I have to remember that one!

Look on the bright side. If the test does come back positive, it's 4 weeks of nookie a month as opposed to 3.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

yeah, that's embarrassing all right. aside from being a male, you had to look for a non-existent menopause test.

haha thats awesome :1orglaugh