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Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 11:13 AM

50 trolled-up business threads!

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Apparently none of the people who know you can be trusted have forked out the $1K

I haven't seen them online since last night. *shrugs*

baddog · 11-02-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Actually my INCOME is none of your business;

Have you ever filled out a loan application? The first thing they ask is your current and past income. It is everyone's business if you want us to consider loaning you money.

Rule #1, don't loan money to people you are not sure can pay you back.

who · 11-02-2005, 11:16 AM

I"ll give you $50 for your GFY login/password, Dagwolf

baddog · 11-02-2005, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

If you're willing to pay $1400 on a $1000 loan, then you should go to a bank. They will charge much less interest than 40% and are more flexible with payment terms. I'm rather surprised you'd rather avoid a bank and that alone puts a certain questionability into your request.
WG

Banks ask for collateral and expect you to follow the terms of the loan agreement.

WiredGuy · 11-02-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

I have board references. I have good board credit.

The bank doesn't know me from Adam.

There are people who know I can be trusted, and then there's everyone else.

Well, ask those references for the $1000 then if they trust you. If your bank won't extend a line of credit of only $1000, then there's a serious problem with your credit. And I seriously doubt its because of lack of credit history, even broke students or people on welfare can get a credit card with $1000 credit limit. There's gotta be something more behind your credit history for your bank to refuse a mere $1000 line of credit.
WG

Sly · 11-02-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

There are people who know I can be trusted, and then there's everyone else.

Then why not ask them for a loan? You signed up to GFY in 2003, I would hope you have made some good friends over those 2 years.

If I ever really needed $1k for whatever reason, or even just a loan, there are at least a dozen people in this industry alone that I know would hook me up. Really, $1k is not a lot of money to somebody who REALLY needs/wants the money.

Oh, by the way, "board credit" isn't worth much. You get real credit and real reputation when you do actual business with people.

GFY credit, ahaha. You people.

WiredGuy · 11-02-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Banks ask for collateral and expect you to follow the terms of the loan agreement.

Proof of income usually suffices, unless of course there is no income...
WG

MaDalton · 11-02-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

I would never come on gfy begging for money.

I'd do something honorable, like a take a cock up the ass from old, rich men or pick up cans by the side of the road.

is 34 old enough? and if i go through all my pockets i could probably find enough change for 20 bucks or so - does that qualify me as rich???

pleeeeaaaaseeeee!!!!!!!

Peaches · 11-02-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Oh, by the way, "board credit" isn't worth much. You get real credit and real reputation when you do actual business with people.

GFY credit, ahaha. You people.

I checked my Experian report and it said "GFY Board Credit - Good". I plan using that reference to borrow on my PO box I keep getting emails telling me I can take a mortgage out on.

MaDalton · 11-02-2005, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by who

I"ll give you $50 for your GFY login/password, Dagwolf

i'll spend another $50 for his modem

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Have you ever filled out a loan application? The first thing they ask is your current and past income. It is everyone's business if you want us to consider loaning you money.

Rule #1, don't loan money to people you are not sure can pay you back.

Well, now if you were OFFERING to loan me money I'd be a little more forthcoming with the personal information.

That's why I asked anyone who was interested to email me. I would not put my income, home address, phone number, tax information etc. etc. on the board.

I was replying to someone who had no interest in doing business with me.

It's not everyone's business, it's only the business of the people who are actually interested in my proposal. Wouldn't you agree?

Holly · 11-02-2005, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

and if i go through all my pockets i could probably find enough change for 20 bucks or so - does that qualify me as rich???

It makes you 20 times richer than dagwood. I will make sure your board credit report reflects that, also.

Keep your hard earned money- I will give you one on the house.

Bama · 11-02-2005, 11:30 AM

Almost every sponsors provide free content, some even provide you with free hosting to promote them with - so all you have to do is put in the time to use these tools to make the cash you're seeking......

If you can't make 1K from doing *just* that - you have no business being in this business.

You also said "I estimate that by putting an extra $1000 into my business right now I can generate an extra $2000/mo every month, and go up from there."

If you don't have the skills to turn a $100 of profit website into a $300 of profit website or a $500 of profit website into a $1000 of profit website - exactly how do you think getting $1000 is going to magically turn into $2000 of profit - much less substain that amount of profit on a reoccurring basis?

Surely your grand master plan isn't to buy some CJ or 404 traffic and hope you can convert a % of that into increased sales and use the rest to increase your trades (if you run a tgp)?

Give numbers - what sites you own, where they were in traffic last month - where are they today.... show conversion ratio's that prove to potential loaners that you're able to convert any increased traffic to your sites if they were to loan you money to buy it.

Otherwise, your "estimation" is nothing more than a number you've pulled (or could have pulled) out a hat.

nation-x · 11-02-2005, 11:34 AM

You could always sell a domain... I always finance my needs with this method and it works quite well. You just have to replace it with 2-50 more...

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Bama

Almost every sponsors provide free content, some even provide you with free hosting to promote them with - so all you have to do is put in the time to use these tools to make the cash you're seeking......

If you can't make 1K from doing *just* that - you have no business being in this business.

You also said "I estimate that by putting an extra $1000 into my business right now I can generate an extra $2000/mo every month, and go up from there."

If you don't have the skills to turn a $100 of profit website into a $300 of profit website or a $500 of profit website into a $1000 of profit website - exactly how do you think getting $1000 is going to magically turn into $2000 of profit - much less substain that amount of profit on a reoccurring basis?

Surely your grand master plan isn't to buy some CJ or 404 traffic and hope you can convert a % of that into increased sales and use the rest to increase your trades (if you run a tgp)?

Give numbers - what sites you own, where they were in traffic last month - where are they today.... show conversion ratio's that prove to potential loaners that you're able to convert any increased traffic to your sites if they were to loan you money to buy it.

Otherwise, your "estimation" is nothing more than a number you've pulled (or could have pulled) out a hat.

Actually time is what I need the $1000 for. I have content, hosting, domains, skills, software, equipment, connections.

All I need is time. I want to buy some. You see, when you have a large family, your time is not free.
Email me if you have $1000 sitting idle and are interested in making money with it. Otherwise you're wasting your time and mine.

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

It makes you 20 times richer than dagwood. I will make sure your board credit report reflects that, also.

Keep your hard earned money- I will give you one on the house.

Ban this surfer please.

MaDalton · 11-02-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Keep your hard earned money- I will give you one on the house.

i'll take it

J-$ · 11-02-2005, 11:46 AM

There is no reason why you wouldn't want to borrow from your bank for less interest, plus you build up credit unless...you are on welfare and do not pay taxes on your "income". I might be wrong

JMM · 11-02-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by J-$

There is no reason why you wouldn't want to borrow from your bank for less interest, plus you build up credit unless...you are on welfare and do not pay taxes on your "income". I might be wrong

There is just too much here that doesn't hold water.

You claim to be building credit with the purchase of household goods. If finance companies are extending you credit to purchase household goods than there are about 50 banks that would issue you a VISA with at least a $1000 credit line within a day or two.

baddog · 11-02-2005, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly

Keep your hard earned money- I will give you one on the house.

I knew there was something I liked about you besides your sense of humor.

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 11:52 AM

I've got my money.

Thanks for all the bumps! You guys are way cool.

JMM · 11-02-2005, 11:53 AM

BTW, Holly, I have ten Benjamins in my fist, just waiting on that pic of your ass.

candyflip · 11-02-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by J-$

There is no reason why you wouldn't want to borrow from your bank for less interest, plus you build up credit unless...you are on welfare and do not pay taxes on your "income". I might be wrong

No money.
Mobile homes.
Drunk friends beating up wives.

You just might not be wrong at all.

baddog · 11-02-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Wouldn't you agree?

You are the one putting it out there. I noticed that you flew right past my offer.

This is a screenshot one of my affiliates put up, and he wasn't even getting a bump in his payouts.

sextoyking · 11-02-2005, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by JMM

There is just too much here that doesn't hold water.

You claim to be building credit with the purchase of household goods. If finance companies are extending you credit to purchase household goods than there are about 50 banks that would issue you a VISA with at least a $1000 credit line within a day or two.

Hey JMM - long time no see..

Yep, if a person's fico scores are 1/2 way good - a 1k loan or a new cc won't be hard at all.

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

You are the one putting it out there. I noticed that you flew right past my offer.

This is a screenshot one of my affiliates put up, and he wasn't even getting a bump in his payouts.

I completely missed your offer for a bump in payouts. I haven't used your AVS (although I'm considering it for some projects, it looks like a good system). Thank you for the offer but since I haven't done anything to earn it, since it's not a promo and I'm not one of your top sellers I'd have to consider that charity and politely decline at this time.

No disrespect to you.

Bama · 11-02-2005, 12:20 PM

I know what you mean about the "time" thing - it's a bitch to find. Since I've been in the biz I've only been able to:

- Take the first adult freehost from 400K traffic/day to over 1 million/day
- Take XXXCounter from 0 websites counted to over 20,000
- Invented Spyware - spawned the spyware and spyware removal industry
- Develop a mainstream software application - currently in negotiations for $500,000.00 in venture capital to launch a company around it - but minus the attitude you seem to have and + 4 years of spreadsheets and a full - business plan you don't seem to be able to provide (sorry, don't play down at the 1K level anymore)
- Develop a new program for the adult industry that is going to pay the paysite owners (as well as the webmaster affiliates) instead of the other way around (current methods) that's going to (ok, not change) but certainly going to put a dent in - the way some things are done in the webmaster affiliate programs.

Perhaps not the most prolific resume' in the industry, but I don't think it's something anyone would sneeze at

All this and I have a special needs child at home - so yeah, that time thing IS a bitch ? whatcha? doing with yours?

bdld · 11-02-2005, 02:40 PM

absolutely pathetic.

11-02-2005, 11:46 AM	#68
J-$ Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,090	There is no reason why you wouldn't want to borrow from your bank for less interest, plus you build up credit unless...you are on welfare and do not pay taxes on your "income". I might be wrong __________________

11-02-2005, 11:52 AM	#71
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	I've got my money. Thanks for all the bumps! You guys are way cool. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

11-02-2005, 11:16 AM	#53
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	I"ll give you $50 for your GFY login/password, Dagwolf

11-02-2005, 11:30 AM	#63
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	Almost every sponsors provide free content, some even provide you with free hosting to promote them with - so all you have to do is put in the time to use these tools to make the cash you're seeking...... If you can't make 1K from doing just that - you have no business being in this business. You also said "I estimate that by putting an extra $1000 into my business right now I can generate an extra $2000/mo every month, and go up from there." If you don't have the skills to turn a $100 of profit website into a $300 of profit website or a $500 of profit website into a $1000 of profit website - exactly how do you think getting $1000 is going to magically turn into $2000 of profit - much less substain that amount of profit on a reoccurring basis? Surely your grand master plan isn't to buy some CJ or 404 traffic and hope you can convert a % of that into increased sales and use the rest to increase your trades (if you run a tgp)? Give numbers - what sites you own, where they were in traffic last month - where are they today.... show conversion ratio's that prove to potential loaners that you're able to convert any increased traffic to your sites if they were to loan you money to buy it. Otherwise, your "estimation" is nothing more than a number you've pulled (or could have pulled) out a hat.

11-02-2005, 11:34 AM	#64
nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	You could always sell a domain... I always finance my needs with this method and it works quite well. You just have to replace it with 2-50 more...

11-02-2005, 11:53 AM	#72
JMM Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 1,755	BTW, Holly, I have ten Benjamins in my fist, just waiting on that pic of your ass.

11-02-2005, 12:20 PM	#77
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	I know what you mean about the "time" thing - it's a bitch to find. Since I've been in the biz I've only been able to: - Take the first adult freehost from 400K traffic/day to over 1 million/day - Take XXXCounter from 0 websites counted to over 20,000 - Invented Spyware - spawned the spyware and spyware removal industry - Develop a mainstream software application - currently in negotiations for $500,000.00 in venture capital to launch a company around it - but minus the attitude you seem to have and + 4 years of spreadsheets and a full - business plan you don't seem to be able to provide (sorry, don't play down at the 1K level anymore) - Develop a new program for the adult industry that is going to pay the paysite owners (as well as the webmaster affiliates) instead of the other way around (current methods) that's going to (ok, not change) but certainly going to put a dent in - the way some things are done in the webmaster affiliate programs. Perhaps not the most prolific resume' in the industry, but I don't think it's something anyone would sneeze at All this and I have a special needs child at home - so yeah, that time thing IS a bitch ? whatcha? doing with yours?

11-02-2005, 02:40 PM	#78
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	absolutely pathetic.