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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-01-2005, 06:22 PM

With Webmaster Access Comming up and then the Winter show in Vegas that got all these Elite exclusive limited entrance party announcements...
I expect to be contacted to get my Passes if you expect me to tend.

I do not intend to sit in line for general admission, I expect a carpet and one bitch at my side for each event. I do not not intend to hunt any of you assholes down and ask for tickets. You ant me to go, ya send me an email or ICQ, unto which I will provide a mail address for you to mail you're invitations to.

Priority places include:

The PlayBoy Mansion
Hustler's Party
AVN Awards Show
Players Ball
Brad Shaws shit, what ever it is they call it now.

CE's Private Party
AEBN Private Party
Airek, what ever the fuck you are doing.

Any other super elite party I might be missing.

Thanks much.

wargames · 11-01-2005, 06:24 PM

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-01-2005, 06:26 PM

OH and I want free booze.
No bam boozling me into thinking it is an open bar and then having to break out my credit card.

wdsguy · 11-01-2005, 06:26 PM

didn't they ban u from all those parties?

datatank · 11-01-2005, 06:29 PM

Is that BYOB or do you expect them to provide you that too?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-01-2005, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by datatank

Is that BYOB or do you expect them to provide you that too?

Some cases I will make an exception and bring my own girls.

sicone · 11-01-2005, 06:35 PM

Good luck man.

I'll be inside these parties waiting for you to get in, once you get in the first 15 rounds are on you

Ice · 11-01-2005, 06:35 PM

You forgot the limo's to pick you up and take you everywhere

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-01-2005, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

You forgot the limo's to pick you up and take you everywhere

Oh shit...

Thats right.

Sly · 11-01-2005, 06:39 PM

I think Alien is making a joke/mockery thread but I can't quite tell. Either way, funny!

sicone · 11-01-2005, 06:43 PM

dude.. ask for 1st class airfare, a VIP suite at the Bellagio and gambling money too

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-01-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone

dude.. ask for 1st class airfare, a VIP suite at the Bellagio and gambling money too

I don't fly mang.

sicone · 11-01-2005, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I don't fly mang.

Rental car then, something classy

Kimmykim · 11-01-2005, 06:54 PM

Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

MikeHawk · 11-01-2005, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

Oh no....

Ice · 11-01-2005, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

ok that was funny

Thinks Alien's response isn't gonna be too nice

datatank · 11-01-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Some cases I will make an exception and bring my own girls.

Thank you for clarifying.

I have been retained to consult by a large company on how to address the Alien show requirements situation. I will be turning in my report no later than friday. You should see there proposal early next week. Please do not make your final decisions on which parties you will be attending untill you have recieved my clients proposal. They acted very fast on this matter and would like to do everything in there power to be assured you will make the event. You will receive an itnenerary of sheduled appearanced they would like to see you make.

BradM · 11-01-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

I don't fly mang.

lol

baddog · 11-01-2005, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

Thank you for clarifying.

I have been retained to consult by a large company on how to address the Alien show requirements situation. I will be turning in my report no later than friday. You should see there proposal early next week. Please do not make your final decisions on which parties you will be attending untill you have recieved my clients proposal. They acted very fast on this matter and would like to do everything in there power to be assured you will make the event. You will receive an itnenerary of sheduled appearanced they would like to see you make.

Your spelling matches Alien's

dropped9 · 11-01-2005, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

datatank · 11-01-2005, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Your spelling matches Alien's

agreed

Mike Okitch · 11-01-2005, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

What comes to mind is how did that come ahead of AIDS and cancer in importance and also, who the fuck decided to donate to the "cure for AlienQ's insanity research fund".

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-01-2005, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

You are lucky they already found a cure for yours.

And one bullet.

Kimmykim · 11-01-2005, 11:01 PM

There's a fine line between stupid and insane.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

You are lucky they already found a cure for yours.

And one bullet.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-01-2005, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

There's a fine line between stupid and insane.

Thats right.

You are just stupid.

So do us all the favor.

Kimmykim · 11-01-2005, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Thats right.

You are just stupid.

So do us all the favor.

I've decided that in addition to the Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing CD I am getting you for Christmas, I am also going to send you a Roget's Thesaurus.

You have the originality and creativity of a manatee.

11-01-2005, 06:22 PM	#1
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Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.