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  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
    best designer on GFY
    • Mar 2003
    • 30307
    #1

    Attention Larger companies.

    With Webmaster Access Comming up and then the Winter show in Vegas that got all these Elite exclusive limited entrance party announcements...
    I expect to be contacted to get my Passes if you expect me to tend.

    I do not intend to sit in line for general admission, I expect a carpet and one bitch at my side for each event. I do not not intend to hunt any of you assholes down and ask for tickets. You ant me to go, ya send me an email or ICQ, unto which I will provide a mail address for you to mail you're invitations to.

    Priority places include:

    The PlayBoy Mansion
    Hustler's Party
    AVN Awards Show
    Players Ball
    Brad Shaws shit, what ever it is they call it now.

    CE's Private Party
    AEBN Private Party
    Airek, what ever the fuck you are doing.

    Any other super elite party I might be missing.


    Thanks much.
    Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 11-01-2005, 04:24 PM.
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    • wargames
      Kliris
      • May 2003
      • 10423
      #2
      ICQ 212-115-582
      Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

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        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
          best designer on GFY
          • Mar 2003
          • 30307
          #3
          OH and I want free booze.
          No bam boozling me into thinking it is an open bar and then having to break out my credit card.

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            • wdsguy
              Ryde or Die
              • Dec 2002
              • 19568
              #4
              didn't they ban u from all those parties?

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                • datatank
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 5471
                  #5
                  Is that BYOB or do you expect them to provide you that too?

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                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                      best designer on GFY
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 30307
                      #6
                      Originally posted by datatank
                      Is that BYOB or do you expect them to provide you that too?
                      Some cases I will make an exception and bring my own girls.

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                        • sicone
                          Retired
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 18453
                          #7


                          Good luck man.

                          I'll be inside these parties waiting for you to get in, once you get in the first 15 rounds are on you

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                            • Ice
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 26053
                              #8
                              You forgot the limo's to pick you up and take you everywhere
                              icq 1904905

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                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                  best designer on GFY
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 30307
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Ice
                                  You forgot the limo's to pick you up and take you everywhere
                                  Oh shit...

                                  Thats right.

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                                    • Sly
                                      Let's do some business!
                                      • Sep 2004
                                      • 31377
                                      #10
                                      I think Alien is making a joke/mockery thread but I can't quite tell. Either way, funny!
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                                        • sicone
                                          Retired
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 18453
                                          #11
                                          dude.. ask for 1st class airfare, a VIP suite at the Bellagio and gambling money too

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                                            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                              best designer on GFY
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 30307
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by sicone
                                              dude.. ask for 1st class airfare, a VIP suite at the Bellagio and gambling money too

                                              I don't fly mang.


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                                                • sicone
                                                  Retired
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 18453
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                  I don't fly mang.
                                                  Rental car then, something classy

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                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 16015
                                                      #14
                                                      Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

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                                                        • MikeHawk
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 6683
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                          Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.
                                                          Oh no....
                                                          THE AMBUSH INTERVIEW

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                                                            • Ice
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 26053
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                              Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.
                                                              ok that was funny


                                                              Thinks Alien's response isn't gonna be too nice
                                                              icq 1904905

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                                                                • datatank
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 5471
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                  Some cases I will make an exception and bring my own girls.


                                                                  Thank you for clarifying.


                                                                  I have been retained to consult by a large company on how to address the Alien show requirements situation. I will be turning in my report no later than friday. You should see there proposal early next week. Please do not make your final decisions on which parties you will be attending untill you have recieved my clients proposal. They acted very fast on this matter and would like to do everything in there power to be assured you will make the event. You will receive an itnenerary of sheduled appearanced they would like to see you make.

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                                                                    • BradM
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 3397
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                      I don't fly mang.


                                                                      lol

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                                                                        • baddog
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 107089
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by datatank
                                                                          Thank you for clarifying.


                                                                          I have been retained to consult by a large company on how to address the Alien show requirements situation. I will be turning in my report no later than friday. You should see there proposal early next week. Please do not make your final decisions on which parties you will be attending untill you have recieved my clients proposal. They acted very fast on this matter and would like to do everything in there power to be assured you will make the event. You will receive an itnenerary of sheduled appearanced they would like to see you make.

                                                                          Your spelling matches Alien's

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                                                                            • Headless
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 26727
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                              Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

                                                                              HAHAHAHAHAHA

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                                                                                • datatank
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 5471
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                  Your spelling matches Alien's
                                                                                  agreed

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                                                                                    • Mike Okitch
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                      • 4126
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                      Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.
                                                                                      What comes to mind is how did that come ahead of AIDS and cancer in importance and also, who the fuck decided to donate to the "cure for AlienQ's insanity research fund".
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                                                                                        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                          best designer on GFY
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 30307
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                          Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.
                                                                                          You are lucky they already found a cure for yours.



                                                                                          And one bullet.

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                                                                                            • Kimmykim
                                                                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                              • 16015
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              There's a fine line between stupid and insane.

                                                                                              Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                              You are lucky they already found a cure for yours.



                                                                                              And one bullet.

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                                                                                                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                                  best designer on GFY
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 30307
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                  There's a fine line between stupid and insane.
                                                                                                  Thats right.

                                                                                                  You are just stupid.

                                                                                                  So do us all the favor.

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                                                                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                      • 16015
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                                      Thats right.

                                                                                                      You are just stupid.

                                                                                                      So do us all the favor.
                                                                                                      I've decided that in addition to the Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing CD I am getting you for Christmas, I am also going to send you a Roget's Thesaurus.

                                                                                                      You have the originality and creativity of a manatee.

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