Attention Larger companies.
 

With Webmaster Access Comming up and then the Winter show in Vegas that got all these Elite exclusive limited entrance party announcements...
I expect to be contacted to get my Passes if you expect me to tend.

I do not intend to sit in line for general admission, I expect a carpet and one bitch at my side for each event. I do not not intend to hunt any of you assholes down and ask for tickets. You ant me to go, ya send me an email or ICQ, unto which I will provide a mail address for you to mail you're invitations to.

Priority places include:

The PlayBoy Mansion
Hustler's Party
AVN Awards Show
Players Ball
Brad Shaws shit, what ever it is they call it now.

CE's Private Party
AEBN Private Party
Airek, what ever the fuck you are doing.

Any other super elite party I might be missing.


Thanks much.

:thumbsup

OH and I want free booze.
No bam boozling me into thinking it is an open bar and then having to break out my credit card.

didn't they ban u from all those parties?

Is that BYOB or do you expect them to provide you that too? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Some cases I will make an exception and bring my own girls.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good luck man.

I'll be inside these parties waiting for you to get in, once you get in the first 15 rounds are on you :thumbsup

You forgot the limo's to pick you up and take you everywhere

Oh shit...

Thats right.

I think Alien is making a joke/mockery thread but I can't quite tell. Either way, funny!

dude.. ask for 1st class airfare, a VIP suite at the Bellagio and gambling money too

I don't fly mang.


http://www.lhup.edu/hcongdon/777EngineFire.jpg

Rental car then, something classy

Somewhere there's a pharmaceutical researcher working on your problem.

Oh no.... :1orglaugh

ok that was funny :1orglaugh


Thinks Alien's response isn't gonna be too nice :helpme

Thank you for clarifying.


I have been retained to consult by a large company on how to address the Alien show requirements situation. I will be turning in my report no later than friday. You should see there proposal early next week. Please do not make your final decisions on which parties you will be attending untill you have recieved my clients proposal. They acted very fast on this matter and would like to do everything in there power to be assured you will make the event. You will receive an itnenerary of sheduled appearanced they would like to see you make.

lol :1orglaugh

Your spelling matches Alien's

HAHAHAHAHAHA

agreed :1orglaugh

What comes to mind is how did that come ahead of AIDS and cancer in importance and also, who the fuck decided to donate to the "cure for AlienQ's insanity research fund".

You are lucky they already found a cure for yours.

http://www.arsenal.dvc.pl/galeria/SW_22.jpg

And one bullet.

There's a fine line between stupid and insane.

Thats right.

You are just stupid.

So do us all the favor.

I've decided that in addition to the Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing CD I am getting you for Christmas, I am also going to send you a Roget's Thesaurus.

You have the originality and creativity of a manatee.