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vegasdude · 03-12-2002, 02:48 PM

man thiz sux!

Been sick all day but thatz not even worst part...

I had a fucking retard customer who could not figure out how to download.... now he emailed me back with a very nasty message... I was fair (u are always told the customer is rite....) and supplied the customer with to optional download linkz + emailed him attashment + a guide to get a refund (i was really nice)

now the dickhead emailz me back stating he has yet to recieve anythink and that he will contact my cc processor (the dump fuck really think they believe him over their VIP merchant) and all other ccprocessors to inform them I do not deliever what I promised...

now I get really mad telling the bastard he's got refund + a free ebook....

now I recieve another letter him threathning me + my biz again.... (he already recieved refund) now I get really mad and phone up clickbank + emailing a very loong mail to a few ppl I know at the clickbank office with reprints of emails etc.

just 2 minutes ago I get a mail from the good and honest ppl at clickbank that he has now contacted them again... Now I get really mad and its fucking time to paypack!

so now I have contated my laywer + the guy will never be able to use his fucking cc on a site using a processor like ccbill, clickbank etc. (he is officially the first one I asked to get on a blacklist)

hehe that dude will sure be green in his head when that laywer knocks on his door and deliver the papers...hehehe sorry guyz Im a fair guy but he was really nasty and I'll happy use $$$ eventhough I might end up loosing....

talk about bitching day at the office & a triple phonebill

I have never in my life been that mad on a customer... Jeeeeeeeez! I am almost sure its my competition thats using dirty trickz to get me down.... thoze fuckerz if and when I get evidence [I've seen the dudes name someplace before...] they better have a deal with the

devil cus I will sure give them a fight they will never forget!

so bring it on!

I mean im a niceguy but step on me 2 much and I have an edge like any1 else has

so what I need now is some love from the ppl at GFY

theWatsonian · 03-12-2002, 02:51 PM

Kick ass!

vegasdude · 03-12-2002, 02:55 PM

theWatsonian-> I was actually ready to take the plane... the dude is from the UK at it takes one hour by plane.... so close but Im really sick 2day.... so the dude has a chance to make it all good!

I mean his mails was nasty but personal ataacks don't bother me but when some1 is trying to ruin my source of income I get pizzed

any1 else ever experienced something alike???

Good damn Im glad I've been a customer with clickbank since they started out (one of the first never a complaint) so the dude sure hit the wall of love when he tried to bullshitting them!

give me the brick of love.... I feel abused

ldinternet · 03-12-2002, 02:57 PM

how about annoying and stupid webmasters?

not you vegasdude, obviously :D

but...

which is your best sponsor?
can you recommend a sponsor with free content?
which sponsor has the best conversion ratio?
how can i make money?
can i have some money?
please donate to me
i want some cash
please send me a check
give me money

vegasdude · 03-12-2002, 03:01 PM

ldinternet-> I know what ur talking bout Bro

sometimes ppl act so fucking "not from this world" and as the guy in charge you have to be nice (so they say in school..lol)

but sometimes enuff is enuff...

I've had alot of the give me money, give me a job kinda emailz lately... hehe their funny at first BUT annoying after the 100 first

theWatsonian · 03-12-2002, 03:02 PM

Actually, my brother and I owned a comic book shop when the death of Superman comic came out and we had a few problems. One customer, some fanatical woman who had succumbed to the news hype, became so irate when we sold out that she threw a fit, called us names, said she would demand the city take away our business license and threatened to sue us in front of the other customers. She didn't leave until my brother picked up the phone to call the police.

Customers can be a bitch sometimes.

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by vegasdude
so what I need now is some love from the ppl at GFY

Oh, I got some lovin' for ya..... it may be painful at first... but it's still good quality lovin' no doubt.

vegasdude · 03-12-2002, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Customers can be a bitch sometimes.

amen 2 that!

vegasdude · 03-12-2002, 03:06 PM

thankz amp that helped [im on fucking drugs to - first sickday in ages]

greentea · 03-12-2002, 03:06 PM

You contacted your lawyer??

Really why waste that much time money and effort?

Fuck that surfer, ban his cc card thru your merchant account

SykkBoy · 03-12-2002, 03:07 PM

that's why I loved the movie "Clerks" :)

just the tagline alone "Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you" makes me snicker.......

vegasdude · 03-12-2002, 03:11 PM

lol sYkkboy

yeah I'll prolly be more down to earth when he finds out the cc is banned..... hehehe

vegasdude · 03-12-2002, 03:32 PM

got no more painkillerz so I guezz itz nite nite from here!

zubr · 03-12-2002, 03:51 PM

Post his CC number on IRC

vegasdude · 03-12-2002, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zubr
Post his CC number on IRC

lol!!! nite nite

shunga · 03-12-2002, 04:51 PM

You just have to let it wash over you. Put yourself on automatic pilot and don't get involved. The worst thing you can do with an angry customer is get angry back. You can usually win them over with the right attitude, but when you can't just give them a refund and let it go. Blacklist them if you're really pissed. You need a thick skin to operate a paysite.

richard123 · 03-12-2002, 05:09 PM

I had someone with a password problem, and I fixed it and replied, but he kept repeatedly claiming he never got any emails from me (like "This is the 3rd time I am writing and I am getting no response" type thing).

Turned out my "From" email address was being knocked back by his ISP. As soon as I used another account, I was fine (and so was he).

vegasdude · 03-13-2002, 05:23 AM

Quote:

IYour account is still in very good standing with us. Please do not worry about that! However, please be careful when responding to customers when you are angry -- I know it is really hard to control (especially when you suspect that it is a competitor trying to make a bad name for you)!!! But it is best to treat them with the highest level of customer service - and know that we will always help you

my response from clickbank... hehe im down 2 earth again and the overuse of painkillerz is finitto

I must say clickbank rox and they know their shit... hell they got me laughing at this accident

and a statement like "and know that we will always help you" really makes me very glad to hear from a company like clickbank!

---->the customers cc will remain banned, hehe<----

Case closed, next in line please

03-12-2002, 02:48 PM	#1
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	!!!annoying & stupid customerz!!! man thiz sux! Been sick all day but thatz not even worst part... I had a fucking retard customer who could not figure out how to download.... now he emailed me back with a very nasty message... I was fair (u are always told the customer is rite....) and supplied the customer with to optional download linkz + emailed him attashment + a guide to get a refund (i was really nice) now the dickhead emailz me back stating he has yet to recieve anythink and that he will contact my cc processor (the dump fuck really think they believe him over their VIP merchant) and all other ccprocessors to inform them I do not deliever what I promised... now I get really mad telling the bastard he's got refund + a free ebook.... now I recieve another letter him threathning me + my biz again.... (he already recieved refund) now I get really mad and phone up clickbank + emailing a very loong mail to a few ppl I know at the clickbank office with reprints of emails etc. just 2 minutes ago I get a mail from the good and honest ppl at clickbank that he has now contacted them again... Now I get really mad and its fucking time to paypack! so now I have contated my laywer + the guy will never be able to use his fucking cc on a site using a processor like ccbill, clickbank etc. (he is officially the first one I asked to get on a blacklist) hehe that dude will sure be green in his head when that laywer knocks on his door and deliver the papers...hehehe sorry guyz Im a fair guy but he was really nasty and I'll happy use $$$ eventhough I might end up loosing.... talk about bitching day at the office & a triple phonebill I have never in my life been that mad on a customer... Jeeeeeeeez! I am almost sure its my competition thats using dirty trickz to get me down.... thoze fuckerz if and when I get evidence [I've seen the dudes name someplace before...] they better have a deal with the devil cus I will sure give them a fight they will never forget! so bring it on! I mean im a niceguy but step on me 2 much and I have an edge like any1 else has so what I need now is some love from the ppl at GFY __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

03-12-2002, 02:51 PM	#2
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03-12-2002, 03:02 PM	#6
theWatsonian Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: PB4L HQ Posts: 1,737	Actually, my brother and I owned a comic book shop when the death of Superman comic came out and we had a few problems. One customer, some fanatical woman who had succumbed to the news hype, became so irate when we sold out that she threw a fit, called us names, said she would demand the city take away our business license and threatened to sue us in front of the other customers. She didn't leave until my brother picked up the phone to call the police. Customers can be a bitch sometimes. __________________ <a href="http://www.watsonian.net"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/cjpb6.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.adultplatinum.com/wm.html?id=567353"><img src="http://www.watsonian.net/archives/adult_platinum_85x85_03.gif" border="0"></a>

03-12-2002, 03:07 PM	#11
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	that's why I loved the movie "Clerks" :) just the tagline alone "Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you" makes me snicker....... __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

03-12-2002, 03:32 PM	#13
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	got no more painkillerz so I guezz itz nite nite from here! __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

03-12-2002, 02:55 PM	#3
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	theWatsonian-> I was actually ready to take the plane... the dude is from the UK at it takes one hour by plane.... so close but Im really sick 2day.... so the dude has a chance to make it all good! I mean his mails was nasty but personal ataacks don't bother me but when some1 is trying to ruin my source of income I get pizzed any1 else ever experienced something alike??? Good damn Im glad I've been a customer with clickbank since they started out (one of the first never a complaint) so the dude sure hit the wall of love when he tried to bullshitting them! give me the brick of love.... I feel abused

03-12-2002, 02:57 PM	#4
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	how about annoying and stupid webmasters? not you vegasdude, obviously :D but... which is your best sponsor? can you recommend a sponsor with free content? which sponsor has the best conversion ratio? how can i make money? can i have some money? please donate to me i want some cash please send me a check give me money

03-12-2002, 03:01 PM	#5
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	ldinternet-> I know what ur talking bout Bro sometimes ppl act so fucking "not from this world" and as the guy in charge you have to be nice (so they say in school..lol) but sometimes enuff is enuff... I've had alot of the give me money, give me a job kinda emailz lately... hehe their funny at first BUT annoying after the 100 first

03-12-2002, 03:06 PM	#9
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	thankz amp that helped [im on fucking drugs to - first sickday in ages]

03-12-2002, 03:06 PM	#10
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	You contacted your lawyer?? Really why waste that much time money and effort? Fuck that surfer, ban his cc card thru your merchant account

03-12-2002, 03:11 PM	#12
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	lol sYkkboy yeah I'll prolly be more down to earth when he finds out the cc is banned..... hehehe

03-12-2002, 03:51 PM	#14
zubr Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,227	Post his CC number on IRC __________________ Alex - ICQ:61889253 - MSN:zubr_zubr at hotmail.com - Skype:zubrzubr

03-12-2002, 04:51 PM	#16
shunga Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Loveland Posts: 994	You just have to let it wash over you. Put yourself on automatic pilot and don't get involved. The worst thing you can do with an angry customer is get angry back. You can usually win them over with the right attitude, but when you can't just give them a refund and let it go. Blacklist them if you're really pissed. You need a thick skin to operate a paysite. __________________ Clockwork Cash - ICQ: 355-26-288 / Email: admin AT clockworkcash DOT com Asian Paysites : Exclusive Content : NATS or CCBill Thai Cuties : Shave Asians : JAVondemand

03-12-2002, 05:09 PM	#17
richard123 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 491	I had someone with a password problem, and I fixed it and replied, but he kept repeatedly claiming he never got any emails from me (like "This is the 3rd time I am writing and I am getting no response" type thing). Turned out my "From" email address was being knocked back by his ISP. As soon as I used another account, I was fine (and so was he).