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Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:02 PM

He said that if I can come to the Playboy Mansion that he would come too. Please send my tickets for me and Mick Jagger along with a Tortuga Rum Cake for just me to:

Johnny Shoehorn
411 Hobron Lane #1008
Honolulu, HI 96815

Thanks.

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:03 PM

Lensman, he said that we're gonna come around at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you. And we're gonna bring a case of wine too.

jimthefiend · 10-28-2005, 06:04 PM

No you didnt. Shut the fuck up.

jimthefiend · 10-28-2005, 06:04 PM

Oh, and your also a gay bitch.

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Oh, and your also a gay bitch.

"What's the matter with you boy?"

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Oh, and your also a gay bitch.

By the way everyone is going to laugh at you.

And when referring to someone as "you are" you need to use "you're," not "your" as it makes you look like an imbecile.

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

No you didnt. Shut the fuck up.

You won't believe how many people are ICQ'ing me laughing at you right now. They're saying "HAHAHA we're laughing at him."

jimthefiend · 10-28-2005, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

By the way everyone is going to laugh at you.

And when referring to someone as "you are" you need to use "you're," not "your" as it makes you look like an imbecile.

Really. Go on.

jimthefiend · 10-28-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

You won't believe how many people are ICQ'ing me laughing at you right now. They're saying "HAHAHA we're laughing at him."

Make them stop.

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Really. Go on.

If you take more of those you will get an overdose.

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Make them stop.

I'll ask them nicely. I'll keep you posted.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-28-2005, 06:12 PM

Sounds like you were talking to Mick Jagermeister...not Mick Jagger, although I think he's bi (didn't Bowie's wife catch them in the sack together)?

As for me - I?ve been walking in Central Park, singing after dark, people think I?m crazy...

If your maniacal plot works lemme know, because Paris Hilton left a message on my machine saying to hit her up if I score two tickets from Lens.

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jimthefiend · 10-28-2005, 06:14 PM

Thanks, I appreciate it. If you fail Imma have to cut your fucking big retarded head off. Then you'll like be all running around with no head going "OMFG jimthefiend cut my head off" and shit.

You'll be owned.

Proper.

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

As for me - I?ve been walking in Central Park, singing after dark, people think I?m crazy...

At least one person gets it.

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Thanks, I appreciate it. If you fail Imma have to cut your fucking big retarded head off. Then you'll like be all running around with no head going "OMFG jimthefiend cut my head off" and shit.

You'll be owned.

Proper.

Will you send me one of those hats that looks like swiss cheese?

jimthefiend · 10-28-2005, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Will you send me one of those hats that looks like swiss cheese?

How is it that you are this silly and have the post count you do?

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

How is it that you are this silly and have the post count you do?

What does post count have to do with anything?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-28-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

How is it that you are this silly and have the post count you do?

Lots of practice...

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adultchica · 10-28-2005, 06:28 PM

Mick Jagger would scare off the playmates-

that's one ugly mofo

Shoehorn! · 10-28-2005, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica

Mick Jagger would scare off the playmates-

that's one ugly mofo

In the minds of those women his money would more than make up for it.

DWB · 10-28-2005, 06:59 PM

your & your're... i fuck those up when i type all the time.

jimthefiend · 10-28-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Thanks, I appreciate it. If you fail Imma have to cut your fucking big retarded head off. Then you'll like be all running around with no head going "OMFG jimthefiend cut my head off" and shit.

You'll be owned.

Proper.

thats sooooo going in my blog.

thanks sally for inspiring me.

and fuck you.

DamageX · 10-28-2005, 07:05 PM

This thread is hilarious.

gornyhuy · 10-28-2005, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

Lensman, he said that we're gonna come around at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you. And we're gonna bring a case of wine too.

like we USED to?

Screaming · 10-28-2005, 07:26 PM

good for you!!!!

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10-28-2005, 06:02 PM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	I just got off the phone with Mick Jagger He said that if I can come to the Playboy Mansion that he would come too. Please send my tickets for me and Mick Jagger along with a Tortuga Rum Cake for just me to: Johnny Shoehorn 411 Hobron Lane #1008 Honolulu, HI 96815 Thanks. __________________

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jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	No you didnt. Shut the fuck up.

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jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Thanks, I appreciate it. If you fail Imma have to cut your fucking big retarded head off. Then you'll like be all running around with no head going "OMFG jimthefiend cut my head off" and shit. You'll be owned. Proper.

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