I just got off the phone with Mick Jagger
 

He said that if I can come to the Playboy Mansion that he would come too. Please send my tickets for me and Mick Jagger along with a Tortuga Rum Cake for just me to:

Johnny Shoehorn
411 Hobron Lane #1008
Honolulu, HI 96815

Thanks.

Lensman, he said that we're gonna come around at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you. And we're gonna bring a case of wine too. :2 cents:

No you didnt. Shut the fuck up.

Oh, and your also a gay bitch.

"What's the matter with you boy?"

By the way everyone is going to laugh at you.

And when referring to someone as "you are" you need to use "you're," not "your" as it makes you look like an imbecile.

You won't believe how many people are ICQ'ing me laughing at you right now. They're saying "HAHAHA we're laughing at him."

Really. Go on.

Make them stop.

If you take more of those you will get an overdose.

I'll ask them nicely. I'll keep you posted.

Sounds like you were talking to Mick Jagermeister...not Mick Jagger, although I think he's bi (didn't Bowie's wife catch them in the sack together)?

As for me - I?ve been walking in Central Park, singing after dark, people think I?m crazy...

If your maniacal plot works lemme know, because Paris Hilton left a message on my machine saying to hit her up if I score two tickets from Lens.

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Thanks, I appreciate it. If you fail Imma have to cut your fucking big retarded head off. Then you'll like be all running around with no head going "OMFG jimthefiend cut my head off" and shit.


You'll be owned.

Proper.

At least one person gets it.

Will you send me one of those hats that looks like swiss cheese?

How is it that you are this silly and have the post count you do?

What does post count have to do with anything?

Lots of practice...

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Mick Jagger would scare off the playmates-

that's one ugly mofo

In the minds of those women his money would more than make up for it.

your & your're... i fuck those up when i type all the time.

thats sooooo going in my blog.

thanks sally for inspiring me.


and fuck you. :1orglaugh

This thread is hilarious. :1orglaugh

like we USED to?

good for you!!!!