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  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #1

    I just got off the phone with Mick Jagger

    He said that if I can come to the Playboy Mansion that he would come too. Please send my tickets for me and Mick Jagger along with a Tortuga Rum Cake for just me to:

    Johnny Shoehorn
    411 Hobron Lane #1008
    Honolulu, HI 96815

    Thanks.
  • Shoehorn!
    Die With Your Boots On
    • Oct 2003
    • 22872

    #2
    Lensman, he said that we're gonna come around at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you. And we're gonna bring a case of wine too.
    Last edited by Shoehorn!; 10-28-2005, 05:05 PM.

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    • jimthefiend
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 18889

      #3
      No you didnt. Shut the fuck up.

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      • jimthefiend
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 18889

        #4
        Oh, and your also a gay bitch.

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        • Shoehorn!
          Die With Your Boots On
          • Oct 2003
          • 22872

          #5
          Originally posted by jimthefiend
          Oh, and your also a gay bitch.
          "What's the matter with you boy?"

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          • Shoehorn!
            Die With Your Boots On
            • Oct 2003
            • 22872

            #6
            Originally posted by jimthefiend
            Oh, and your also a gay bitch.
            By the way everyone is going to laugh at you.

            And when referring to someone as "you are" you need to use "you're," not "your" as it makes you look like an imbecile.

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            • Shoehorn!
              Die With Your Boots On
              • Oct 2003
              • 22872

              #7
              Originally posted by jimthefiend
              No you didnt. Shut the fuck up.
              You won't believe how many people are ICQ'ing me laughing at you right now. They're saying "HAHAHA we're laughing at him."

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              • jimthefiend
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 18889

                #8
                Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                By the way everyone is going to laugh at you.

                And when referring to someone as "you are" you need to use "you're," not "your" as it makes you look like an imbecile.

                Really. Go on.

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                • jimthefiend
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 18889

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                  You won't believe how many people are ICQ'ing me laughing at you right now. They're saying "HAHAHA we're laughing at him."


                  Make them stop.

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                  • Shoehorn!
                    Die With Your Boots On
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22872

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jimthefiend
                    Really. Go on.
                    If you take more of those you will get an overdose.

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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                      Make them stop.
                      I'll ask them nicely. I'll keep you posted.

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                      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                        Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 38323

                        #12
                        Sounds like you were talking to Mick Jagermeister...not Mick Jagger, although I think he's bi (didn't Bowie's wife catch them in the sack together)?

                        As for me - I?ve been walking in Central Park, singing after dark, people think I?m crazy...

                        If your maniacal plot works lemme know, because Paris Hilton left a message on my machine saying to hit her up if I score two tickets from Lens.

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                        • jimthefiend
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 18889

                          #13
                          Thanks, I appreciate it. If you fail Imma have to cut your fucking big retarded head off. Then you'll like be all running around with no head going "OMFG jimthefiend cut my head off" and shit.


                          You'll be owned.

                          Proper.

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                          • Shoehorn!
                            Die With Your Boots On
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22872

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                            As for me - I?ve been walking in Central Park, singing after dark, people think I?m crazy...

                            At least one person gets it.

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                            • Shoehorn!
                              Die With Your Boots On
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 22872

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jimthefiend
                              Thanks, I appreciate it. If you fail Imma have to cut your fucking big retarded head off. Then you'll like be all running around with no head going "OMFG jimthefiend cut my head off" and shit.


                              You'll be owned.

                              Proper.
                              Will you send me one of those hats that looks like swiss cheese?

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                              • jimthefiend
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 18889

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                Will you send me one of those hats that looks like swiss cheese?



                                How is it that you are this silly and have the post count you do?

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                                • Shoehorn!
                                  Die With Your Boots On
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 22872

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                  How is it that you are this silly and have the post count you do?
                                  What does post count have to do with anything?

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                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 38323

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                    How is it that you are this silly and have the post count you do?
                                    Lots of practice...

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                                    • adultchica
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 5141

                                      #19
                                      Mick Jagger would scare off the playmates-

                                      that's one ugly mofo

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                                      • Shoehorn!
                                        Die With Your Boots On
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 22872

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by adultchica
                                        Mick Jagger would scare off the playmates-

                                        that's one ugly mofo
                                        In the minds of those women his money would more than make up for it.

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                                        • DWB
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 31779

                                          #21
                                          your & your're... i fuck those up when i type all the time.

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                                          • jimthefiend
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 18889

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                            Thanks, I appreciate it. If you fail Imma have to cut your fucking big retarded head off. Then you'll like be all running around with no head going "OMFG jimthefiend cut my head off" and shit.


                                            You'll be owned.

                                            Proper.



                                            thats sooooo going in my blog.

                                            thanks sally for inspiring me.


                                            and fuck you.
                                            Last edited by jimthefiend; 10-28-2005, 06:05 PM.

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                                            • DamageX
                                              Marketing & Strategy
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 14293

                                              #23
                                              This thread is hilarious.
                                              Whitehat is for chumps

                                              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                              • gornyhuy
                                                Chafed.
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 18041

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Shoehorn!
                                                Lensman, he said that we're gonna come around at twelve with some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you. And we're gonna bring a case of wine too.
                                                like we USED to?

                                                icq:159548293

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                                                • Screaming
                                                  I can change this!!!!!
                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 18972

                                                  #25
                                                  good for you!!!!

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