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xxxjay · 10-24-2005, 01:52 AM

Want to get to know someone? Think you know someone real well, but maybe you don?t? Are you ready for a personality test that cuts through all the Freudian B.S. and breaks it down to four simple questions: ?Gum? Cum? Guns? Gangs?- Which do you like? A person?s responses to these questions will tell you a lot more than you would think about them.

Before I explain why, let me tell you how I stumbled onto this genius little theory. One night I was hanging around with these two strippers (he, he - yeah, cool), it was quite late, we were drinking, and we had been using some ?substances? (let?s just say these ?substances? come in a pill form, are very popular at raves, and will make your spinal cord look like a garden hose).

I offered one of the girls a piece of gum.

She said, ?I don?t like guns.?

I replied, ?No, I asked if you wanted some gum??

So, then she says, ?I like cum!?

So then I?m like, ?That?s gireat, but do you want some gum??

?No. I don?t like gangs.? she replied.

Finally I held the piece of gum right in front of her and she took it. Then she says, ?I like gum.? So then I say, ?OK. So let?s get this straight, you do like gum and cum, but you don?t like guns and gangs? Right??

She says, ?Yes?.

I got to thinking about it and realized I liked the same things. I like gum. I like cum - not other guys cum, but I like to cum and I like to make women cum, so the answer would be yes on the first two questions. I don?t really like guns. They make me nervous and if I had one I don?t think I could trust myself with one. Every time someone pissed me off it would just be too tempting to make someone look like Swiss Cheese (and at the rate I?m going the mountains of dead I was responsible for would make the atrocities of Hitler and Stalin combined look like small potatoes.) As for gangs, I think the concept of a gang is good, but at the end of the day, it?s only bad news for the person who isn?t in one. As we all know the Crips and Bloods have not done a bunch for society these days (I was thinking about joining them both and becoming a Crud), and if you really think about it - the police, political parties, religions, and government are all just glorified gangs.

If you asked the same four questions to a variety of people you would be amazed at the variation in responses you would get. Like I said, I was 2 for 2 in that particular combination. But what about the guy who?s 3 for 4? 1 for 4? 4 for 4? I?ve spent some time asking people (mostly at parties) and I?ll tell you why I think this tells you so much about them, and it?s all open to interpretation.

Gum? Who doesn?t like gum? You?d have to be an idiot not to. It?s cheap. It makes you breath smell good. It tastes good, and if you don?t like one flavor - they make about a million more - I?m sure you can find one. If you?re worried about your teeth, they make sugarless. Be very wary of the person who does not like gum. It?s a character flaw - you?re cheap, uptight, you enjoy offending people with your breath, or you are not into new experiences (finding that right flavor). It might sound petty, but investigate for yourself and you will find this is true.

Cum? Now, I would like to say this means cum, in the broadest sense of the word - I doesn?t have to be your cum, it can be someone else?s, it can be that act of doing it, or it can be making someone else do it. When I say cum what do you think - good or bad? I would think anyone in their right mind would say ?good? or ?yes?, but a negative response could mean a lot of things also. A ?no? would mean that person probably has some sexual hang-ups. Maybe they aren?t good in bed. Who knows? A person who answers ?no? when you answer ?yes? (or vice versa) is probably not the best choice as a place to park your dick (or pussy).

Guns? Well that?s a different matter?my reason for not liking guns is mostly because I would probably kill too many people. However - you may like guns, you may want to own one for your own protection, you might think they are fun - this does not make you a bad person. It?s just a philosophical difference, plus I think it gives insight into a person?s mentality. If you don?t like them - maybe you don?t feel like you have enough self-control to own one, you may know you have a bad temper, or you may fall to temptation easily. If you do like them you may covet power, you might like having authority, you might feel confident about your decisions (or you might not and might have one anyway), or you might just have a small penis and you gun becomes an extension thereof. It?s all subjective, but it can tell you an awful lot.

Gangs? Not for me, and I explained why, but some people do like them. Maybe they think street gangs are cool?I don?t see the good in something you get your ass kicked into and are considered a vet to still be alive or not in prison at 21 years old. People who like street gangs have low IQs and should be avoided. If you like gangs it means you like to be one of the crowd - you have to be part of something bigger - there could be some co-dependency issues here. Like I said - the concept is good, but the whole world will never be in the same gang, so get ready for a gang war. I would rather judge a person solely on my dealings with them and not as part of what organization they belong to. Like I said - government, religion, law enforcement?gangs.

Now I?m not saying that anyone who doesn?t fit into my ideals is wrong, but rather use these questions to figure more about someone you just have met or already know. If you really think about it, it makes so much sense - it?s scary - and these are just the ramblings of some drug addled drunk on a porn website. I?m serious, try it a few times?ask someone, ?Gum? Cum? Guns? Gangs?? Do they think the same as you? Or are they some 0 for 0 or a 4 for 4 freak?! Are you a freak? Can you say it 5 times fast? Bet you can?t. ?Gum? Cum? Guns? Gangs?? - even if you think my whole theory is total bullshit - it does make for good conversation at parties (way better than ?Dude, guess who your ex-girlfriend is fucking?? or ?Today at work?blah, blah, blah?). So you have nothing to lose and you might even learn something about your self or someone else.

BoyAlley · 10-24-2005, 01:54 AM

I'm a fag.

I choose CUM!

MikeyFingaz · 10-24-2005, 02:04 AM

1: gum is cool
2: anything involving my cum along with hot females is cool
3: i like to shoot guns and have a permit, altho i think too many stupid fuckers have access to em
4: gangs... fuck gangs, be a man & stand on your own... if ya live somewhere where bein inna gang is necessary for protection then fucking move somewhere else.

xxxjay · 10-24-2005, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz

1: gum is cool
2: anything involving my cum along with hot females is cool
3: i like to shoot guns and have a permit, altho i think too many stupid fuckers have access to em
4: gangs... fuck gangs, be a man & stand on your own... if ya live somewhere where bein inna gang is necessary for protection then fucking move somewhere else.

dylan4U · 10-24-2005, 02:58 AM

This poll is wierd

pradaboy · 10-24-2005, 03:24 AM

uhm well ok, gum & cum is cool... as long as it's my cum on my lady lol

guns & gangs are bad, I know Americans are uptight about the right to own a gun but IMO it's bad news.

xxxjay · 10-24-2005, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pradaboy

uhm well ok, gum & cum is cool... as long as it's my cum on my lady lol

guns & gangs are bad, I know Americans are uptight about the right to own a gun but IMO it's bad news.

I agree.

reynold · 10-24-2005, 04:44 AM

Excuse me, may I know the exact point of this poll?

xxxjay · 10-24-2005, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Excuse me, may I know the exact point of this poll?

rEAD THE ARTICLE.

adultchica · 10-24-2005, 05:01 AM

Agreed i like gum & cum! :-) none of the rest

Basic_man · 10-24-2005, 05:02 AM

Man, that's a pretty interesting theory. You should write a book about it !

tranza · 10-24-2005, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyFingaz

1: gum is cool
2: anything involving my cum along with hot females is cool
3: i like to shoot guns and have a permit, altho i think too many stupid fuckers have access to em
4: gangs... fuck gangs, be a man & stand on your own... if ya live somewhere where bein inna gang is necessary for protection then fucking move somewhere else.

right

Peaches · 10-24-2005, 07:10 AM

5. I like everything but gangs

xxxjay · 10-24-2005, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica

Agreed i like gum & cum! :-) none of the rest

I'm with 'ya.

Screaming · 10-24-2005, 02:55 PM

What if you are getting laid, shoot a load at your shot gun, try and get it of with a slab of rigleys when the gang busts in to rob you?

american pervert · 10-24-2005, 03:40 PM

I like guns and gum, esp trident gum

SmokeyTheBear · 10-24-2005, 04:02 PM

my answer isn't on the list

I like guns, i like most gum.. i dont like cum or gangs but it depends on the context

Kinky John · 10-24-2005, 04:05 PM

With a gun you can make your cum someones gum . . that's sick right ?

TinaBallina · 10-24-2005, 04:15 PM

Jay,

I was on the floor rolling with just this alone:

I offered one of the girls a piece of gum.

She said, ?I don?t like guns.?

I replied, ?No, I asked if you wanted some gum??

So, then she says, ?I like cum!?

So then I?m like, ?That?s gireat, but do you want some gum??

?No. I don?t like gangs.? she replied.

Finally I held the piece of gum right in front of her and she took it. Then she says, ?I like gum.? So then I say, ?OK. So let?s get this straight, you do like gum and cum, but you don?t like guns and gangs? Right??

My only comment is what happened to hubba bubba? remember that gum? is the only gum that i know of that you could still have in your mouth while giving a blow job and it won't stick to his dick. I know it has nothing to do with your thread but it is the first thing that came to mind while reading this...........peace...........xo

gornyhuy · 10-24-2005, 04:30 PM

You should have made it a multi-choice survey with each item being one choice.

sherie · 10-24-2005, 04:32 PM

Gum and Cum baby...all the way. I too fear guns, a lot of fuckers would be dead and I would be doing 25 to life! Gangs...even tho I like to travel with an entourage, I prefer that my people have their own indiviuality.

xxxjay · 10-26-2005, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie

Gum and Cum baby...all the way. I too fear guns, a lot of fuckers would be dead and I would be doing 25 to life! Gangs...even tho I like to travel with an entourage, I prefer that my people have their own indiviuality.

I'm with ya'.

View Poll Results: Do you like Gum, Cum, Guns, Gangs?
I like gum and cum, but no guns or gangs.	10	43.48%
I like all 4.	7	30.43%
I like everything but guns.	1	4.35%
I don't like any of them.	5	21.74%
Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

10-24-2005, 01:52 AM	#1
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	Gum, Cum, Guns, Gangs Want to get to know someone? Think you know someone real well, but maybe you don?t? Are you ready for a personality test that cuts through all the Freudian B.S. and breaks it down to four simple questions: ?Gum? Cum? Guns? Gangs?- Which do you like? A person?s responses to these questions will tell you a lot more than you would think about them. Before I explain why, let me tell you how I stumbled onto this genius little theory. One night I was hanging around with these two strippers (he, he - yeah, cool), it was quite late, we were drinking, and we had been using some ?substances? (let?s just say these ?substances? come in a pill form, are very popular at raves, and will make your spinal cord look like a garden hose). I offered one of the girls a piece of gum. She said, ?I don?t like guns.? I replied, ?No, I asked if you wanted some gum?? So, then she says, ?I like cum!? So then I?m like, ?That?s gireat, but do you want some gum?? ?No. I don?t like gangs.? she replied. Finally I held the piece of gum right in front of her and she took it. Then she says, ?I like gum.? So then I say, ?OK. So let?s get this straight, you do like gum and cum, but you don?t like guns and gangs? Right?? She says, ?Yes?. I got to thinking about it and realized I liked the same things. I like gum. I like cum - not other guys cum, but I like to cum and I like to make women cum, so the answer would be yes on the first two questions. I don?t really like guns. They make me nervous and if I had one I don?t think I could trust myself with one. Every time someone pissed me off it would just be too tempting to make someone look like Swiss Cheese (and at the rate I?m going the mountains of dead I was responsible for would make the atrocities of Hitler and Stalin combined look like small potatoes.) As for gangs, I think the concept of a gang is good, but at the end of the day, it?s only bad news for the person who isn?t in one. As we all know the Crips and Bloods have not done a bunch for society these days (I was thinking about joining them both and becoming a Crud), and if you really think about it - the police, political parties, religions, and government are all just glorified gangs. If you asked the same four questions to a variety of people you would be amazed at the variation in responses you would get. Like I said, I was 2 for 2 in that particular combination. But what about the guy who?s 3 for 4? 1 for 4? 4 for 4? I?ve spent some time asking people (mostly at parties) and I?ll tell you why I think this tells you so much about them, and it?s all open to interpretation. Gum? Who doesn?t like gum? You?d have to be an idiot not to. It?s cheap. It makes you breath smell good. It tastes good, and if you don?t like one flavor - they make about a million more - I?m sure you can find one. If you?re worried about your teeth, they make sugarless. Be very wary of the person who does not like gum. It?s a character flaw - you?re cheap, uptight, you enjoy offending people with your breath, or you are not into new experiences (finding that right flavor). It might sound petty, but investigate for yourself and you will find this is true. Cum? Now, I would like to say this means cum, in the broadest sense of the word - I doesn?t have to be your cum, it can be someone else?s, it can be that act of doing it, or it can be making someone else do it. When I say cum what do you think - good or bad? I would think anyone in their right mind would say ?good? or ?yes?, but a negative response could mean a lot of things also. A ?no? would mean that person probably has some sexual hang-ups. Maybe they aren?t good in bed. Who knows? A person who answers ?no? when you answer ?yes? (or vice versa) is probably not the best choice as a place to park your dick (or pussy). Guns? Well that?s a different matter?my reason for not liking guns is mostly because I would probably kill too many people. However - you may like guns, you may want to own one for your own protection, you might think they are fun - this does not make you a bad person. It?s just a philosophical difference, plus I think it gives insight into a person?s mentality. If you don?t like them - maybe you don?t feel like you have enough self-control to own one, you may know you have a bad temper, or you may fall to temptation easily. If you do like them you may covet power, you might like having authority, you might feel confident about your decisions (or you might not and might have one anyway), or you might just have a small penis and you gun becomes an extension thereof. It?s all subjective, but it can tell you an awful lot. Gangs? Not for me, and I explained why, but some people do like them. Maybe they think street gangs are cool?I don?t see the good in something you get your ass kicked into and are considered a vet to still be alive or not in prison at 21 years old. People who like street gangs have low IQs and should be avoided. If you like gangs it means you like to be one of the crowd - you have to be part of something bigger - there could be some co-dependency issues here. Like I said - the concept is good, but the whole world will never be in the same gang, so get ready for a gang war. I would rather judge a person solely on my dealings with them and not as part of what organization they belong to. Like I said - government, religion, law enforcement?gangs. Now I?m not saying that anyone who doesn?t fit into my ideals is wrong, but rather use these questions to figure more about someone you just have met or already know. If you really think about it, it makes so much sense - it?s scary - and these are just the ramblings of some drug addled drunk on a porn website. I?m serious, try it a few times?ask someone, ?Gum? Cum? Guns? Gangs?? Do they think the same as you? Or are they some 0 for 0 or a 4 for 4 freak?! Are you a freak? Can you say it 5 times fast? Bet you can?t. ?Gum? Cum? Guns? Gangs?? - even if you think my whole theory is total bullshit - it does make for good conversation at parties (way better than ?Dude, guess who your ex-girlfriend is fucking?? or ?Today at work?blah, blah, blah?). So you have nothing to lose and you might even learn something about your self or someone else. __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/

10-24-2005, 02:04 AM	#3
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10-24-2005, 02:58 AM	#5
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10-24-2005, 03:24 AM	#6
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10-24-2005, 01:54 AM	#2
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I'm a fag. I choose CUM!

10-24-2005, 04:44 AM	#8
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Excuse me, may I know the exact point of this poll?

10-24-2005, 05:01 AM	#10
adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	Agreed i like gum & cum! :-) none of the rest __________________

10-24-2005, 05:02 AM	#11
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	Man, that's a pretty interesting theory. You should write a book about it ! __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

10-24-2005, 07:10 AM	#13
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	5. I like everything but gangs

10-24-2005, 02:55 PM	#15
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	What if you are getting laid, shoot a load at your shot gun, try and get it of with a slab of rigleys when the gang busts in to rob you? __________________ Last edited by Screaming; 10-24-2005 at 02:58 PM..

10-24-2005, 03:40 PM	#16
american pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,830	I like guns and gum, esp trident gum __________________ I can resist everything except temptation

10-24-2005, 04:02 PM	#17
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	my answer isn't on the list I like guns, i like most gum.. i dont like cum or gangs but it depends on the context __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

10-24-2005, 04:05 PM	#18
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10-24-2005, 04:15 PM	#19
TinaBallina Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 922	Jay, I was on the floor rolling with just this alone: I offered one of the girls a piece of gum. She said, ?I don?t like guns.? I replied, ?No, I asked if you wanted some gum?? So, then she says, ?I like cum!? So then I?m like, ?That?s gireat, but do you want some gum?? ?No. I don?t like gangs.? she replied. Finally I held the piece of gum right in front of her and she took it. Then she says, ?I like gum.? So then I say, ?OK. So let?s get this straight, you do like gum and cum, but you don?t like guns and gangs? Right?? My only comment is what happened to hubba bubba? remember that gum? is the only gum that i know of that you could still have in your mouth while giving a blow job and it won't stick to his dick. I know it has nothing to do with your thread but it is the first thing that came to mind while reading this...........peace...........xo __________________ TinaBallina ICQ: 331521809 AIM: ballinaballina

10-24-2005, 04:30 PM	#20
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	You should have made it a multi-choice survey with each item being one choice. __________________ icq:159548293

10-24-2005, 04:32 PM	#21
sherie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,020	Gum and Cum baby...all the way. I too fear guns, a lot of fuckers would be dead and I would be doing 25 to life! Gangs...even tho I like to travel with an entourage, I prefer that my people have their own indiviuality. __________________ AIM sherierocks ICQ 127-296-286 Skype traffichor