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LiveDose · 10-23-2005, 01:38 AM

If you are having trouble sleeping tonight, pop it into the dvd player and you'll be passed out in no time...

u-Bob · 10-23-2005, 07:56 AM

ok, thanks for the tip

xclusive · 10-23-2005, 07:57 AM

Yeah seeing all that homosexuality makes you whip it out and jerk it and then sleep that's what you meant right?

SkeetSkeet · 10-23-2005, 09:06 AM

yeah snoozer...with a little of colin's sack !

Slick · 10-23-2005, 09:27 AM

Yeah, I ended up making the mistake of seeing it in the theatures, it's a loooong, dragged out flick that seems to keep going.

I'll admit that the last battle scene with the elephants kicked ass though

jscott · 10-23-2005, 09:30 AM

it is true, that movie blew ass, and i never knew alexander was a big time fag

jimthefiend · 10-23-2005, 09:31 AM

Everyone was bisexual in that culture, it was the norm.
I was entertained by the film, and these days thats saying something.

Elli · 10-23-2005, 09:38 AM

I thought it was quite good! Not as action oriented as Troy, but good nonetheless.

jimthefiend · 10-23-2005, 09:42 AM

Elli, heres my analysis:

Troy: good action, abysmally shitty basis in fact, even worse plot.
Alexander: lacking in action, "ok" basis in fact, decent plot.

Ah fuck it, Bloom is a twink who looks good in armor. If I was a fag I'd dance with his butthole all night long.

aghahahahahaha

Cash · 10-23-2005, 01:40 PM

It was ok, nevertheless, for fun ...

EviLGuY · 10-23-2005, 02:15 PM

The best part of that movie was Rosario Dawson topless for like 2 minutes.

pornguy · 10-23-2005, 02:17 PM

It had a few parts that were worth seeing, and I was surprised to see that they showed the Man love involved.

The Captain · 10-23-2005, 02:32 PM

what a horrific movie huh

DWB · 10-23-2005, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EviLGuY

The best part of that movie was Rosario Dawson topless for like 2 minutes.

Hell ya! I got the DVD just for that. Rubbed out out and turned it off.

adultchica · 10-23-2005, 02:40 PM

I watched the first half and was getting into it, but yeah, I got so tired of it after that I ended up falling asleep. I actually bought the damn movie.

tranza · 10-23-2005, 06:25 PM

definitely a good tip

Elli · 10-23-2005, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Elli, heres my analysis:

Troy: good action, abysmally shitty basis in fact, even worse plot.
Alexander: lacking in action, "ok" basis in fact, decent plot.

Ah fuck it, Bloom is a twink who looks good in armor. If I was a fag I'd dance with his butthole all night long.

aghahahahahaha

Nah, even Bloom couldn't save Kingdom of Heaven.

Great idea, lame execution.

angeleyes · 10-23-2005, 07:18 PM

I actually did fall asleep.

Great expectation, huge let down.

bhutocracy · 10-23-2005, 07:21 PM

yeah pretty boring.. you'd think it would be hard to make a sword and sandal epic a big yawn but they've managed to... Kingdom of heaven too.. the fuking worst part is movie execs will start going "the money has gone out of historical epics" and stop doing them.. when really it's just because they've churned out shite. For fucks sake.. it's 1000's of guys warring.. how the fuck can they make them so boorrrriiinggg? they make Troy look like a masterpiece.

OY · 10-23-2005, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Ah fuck it, Bloom is a twink who looks good in armor. If I was a fag I'd dance with his butthole all night long.

Finally a good post this weekend.

reynold · 10-24-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

If you are having trouble sleeping tonight, pop it into the dvd player and you'll be passed out in no time...

Yeah, very effective. Not the typical Oliver Stone films I've seen before.

tristan_D · 10-25-2005, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

If you are having trouble sleeping tonight, pop it into the dvd player and you'll be passed out in no time...

are you kidding, I dozed off just even in the beginning.

sleazybunny · 10-25-2005, 09:05 AM

I agree Alexander is a pile of confused steaming turd. 3 odd hours of my life I've lost. I can normally find good things in films no matter how bad they are, but this one drew a blank.

Troy was good though. Very interesting characters.

I.

seeric · 10-25-2005, 09:08 AM

i loved it. i guess you have to be able to really follow a story. watch it late at night with no distractions.

Vitasoy · 10-25-2005, 11:00 AM

It was average at best

hova · 10-25-2005, 11:01 AM

it wasn't good, but not that bad

Honez · 10-25-2005, 11:04 AM

Suprisingly, I managed to watch the whole thing. And I normally nod off within 15 minutes of any movie.

axelcat · 10-25-2005, 11:28 AM

thanks for the tip, I was planning on watching it, now I will skip

gangbangjoe · 10-25-2005, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Nah, even Bloom couldn't save Kingdom of Heaven.

Great idea, lame execution.

i liked kingdom of heaven

Elli · 10-25-2005, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

i liked kingdom of heaven

They needed to pick either period music or rock music for the soundtrack, not both. If you like political period movies, I highly recommend Titus.

I really, really wanted to like Kingdom of Heaven. Oh well.

FluxAds · 10-25-2005, 12:24 PM

man did this movie ever suck! anyone see the south park episode where the kids hunted down mel gibson for their money back after watching "THe Passion of the Christ"...that's how i felt. robbed.

QuaWee · 10-25-2005, 12:27 PM

it was a pretty good moive. i just disliked the homosexual parts. i got to see that black chicks (can't remember her name) ta tas so that was a plus

Nydahl · 10-25-2005, 12:36 PM

true - was terrible movie

JUSTB · 10-25-2005, 12:37 PM

I TRIED to watch it last night and did not make it through.

Terrible acting from normally good actors
Terrible directing and screenplay
Angelina Jolie sounded like a "vampiress" from Halloween!

The highlights of the movie for me were
1. Colin Farrell's nutsack lol
2. Rosario Dawson's boobies

miss wild · 10-25-2005, 01:55 PM

ohhh thanks for the info

DWB · 10-25-2005, 02:52 PM

Can we get a screen cap of Rosario Dawson's boobies please?

10-23-2005, 01:38 AM	#1
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10-23-2005, 09:30 AM	#6
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10-23-2005, 09:38 AM	#8
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10-23-2005, 07:56 AM	#2
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10-23-2005, 09:27 AM	#5
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Yeah, I ended up making the mistake of seeing it in the theatures, it's a loooong, dragged out flick that seems to keep going. I'll admit that the last battle scene with the elephants kicked ass though

10-23-2005, 09:31 AM	#7
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Everyone was bisexual in that culture, it was the norm. I was entertained by the film, and these days thats saying something.

10-23-2005, 09:42 AM	#9
jimthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: icq: 121189 Posts: 18,889	Elli, heres my analysis: Troy: good action, abysmally shitty basis in fact, even worse plot. Alexander: lacking in action, "ok" basis in fact, decent plot. Ah fuck it, Bloom is a twink who looks good in armor. If I was a fag I'd dance with his butthole all night long. aghahahahahaha

10-23-2005, 01:40 PM	#10
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10-23-2005, 02:15 PM	#11
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10-23-2005, 02:32 PM	#13
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10-23-2005, 02:40 PM	#15
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10-23-2005, 07:21 PM	#19
bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	yeah pretty boring.. you'd think it would be hard to make a sword and sandal epic a big yawn but they've managed to... Kingdom of heaven too.. the fuking worst part is movie execs will start going "the money has gone out of historical epics" and stop doing them.. when really it's just because they've churned out shite. For fucks sake.. it's 1000's of guys warring.. how the fuck can they make them so boorrrriiinggg? they make Troy look like a masterpiece.

10-25-2005, 09:05 AM	#23
sleazybunny Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: uk Posts: 239	I agree Alexander is a pile of confused steaming turd. 3 odd hours of my life I've lost. I can normally find good things in films no matter how bad they are, but this one drew a blank. Troy was good though. Very interesting characters. I.

10-25-2005, 09:08 AM	#24
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i loved it. i guess you have to be able to really follow a story. watch it late at night with no distractions.

10-25-2005, 11:00 AM	#25
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10-25-2005, 11:28 AM	#28
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	thanks for the tip, I was planning on watching it, now I will skip

10-25-2005, 12:24 PM	#31
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10-25-2005, 12:27 PM	#32
QuaWee Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: boogers Posts: 5,791	it was a pretty good moive. i just disliked the homosexual parts. i got to see that black chicks (can't remember her name) ta tas so that was a plus

10-25-2005, 12:36 PM	#33
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10-25-2005, 12:37 PM	#34
JUSTB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,740	I TRIED to watch it last night and did not make it through. Terrible acting from normally good actors Terrible directing and screenplay Angelina Jolie sounded like a "vampiress" from Halloween! The highlights of the movie for me were 1. Colin Farrell's nutsack lol 2. Rosario Dawson's boobies

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10-25-2005, 02:52 PM	#36
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