Alexander, The Movie
 

If you are having trouble sleeping tonight, pop it into the dvd player and you'll be passed out in no time... :disgust

ok, thanks for the tip :)

Yeah seeing all that homosexuality makes you whip it out and jerk it and then sleep that's what you meant right?

yeah snoozer...with a little of colin's sack !

Yeah, I ended up making the mistake of seeing it in the theatures, it's a loooong, dragged out flick that seems to keep going.

I'll admit that the last battle scene with the elephants kicked ass though :)

it is true, that movie blew ass, and i never knew alexander was a big time fag

Everyone was bisexual in that culture, it was the norm.
I was entertained by the film, and these days thats saying something.

I thought it was quite good! Not as action oriented as Troy, but good nonetheless.

Elli, heres my analysis:

Troy: good action, abysmally shitty basis in fact, even worse plot.
Alexander: lacking in action, "ok" basis in fact, decent plot.





Ah fuck it, Bloom is a twink who looks good in armor. If I was a fag I'd dance with his butthole all night long.






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It was ok, nevertheless, for fun ... :)

The best part of that movie was Rosario Dawson topless for like 2 minutes. :1orglaugh

It had a few parts that were worth seeing, and I was surprised to see that they showed the Man love involved.

what a horrific movie huh

Hell ya! I got the DVD just for that. Rubbed out out and turned it off.

I watched the first half and was getting into it, but yeah, I got so tired of it after that I ended up falling asleep. I actually bought the damn movie.

definitely a good tip

Nah, even Bloom couldn't save Kingdom of Heaven.

Great idea, lame execution.

I actually did fall asleep. :helpme Great expectation, huge let down. :Oh crap

yeah pretty boring.. you'd think it would be hard to make a sword and sandal epic a big yawn but they've managed to... Kingdom of heaven too.. the fuking worst part is movie execs will start going "the money has gone out of historical epics" and stop doing them.. when really it's just because they've churned out shite. For fucks sake.. it's 1000's of guys warring.. how the fuck can they make them so boorrrriiinggg? they make Troy look like a masterpiece.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Finally a good post this weekend.

Yeah, very effective. Not the typical Oliver Stone films I've seen before.

are you kidding, I dozed off just even in the beginning.

I agree Alexander is a pile of confused steaming turd. 3 odd hours of my life I've lost. I can normally find good things in films no matter how bad they are, but this one drew a blank.

Troy was good though. Very interesting characters.

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i loved it. i guess you have to be able to really follow a story. watch it late at night with no distractions.

It was average at best

it wasn't good, but not that bad

Suprisingly, I managed to watch the whole thing. And I normally nod off within 15 minutes of any movie.

thanks for the tip, I was planning on watching it, now I will skip

i liked kingdom of heaven :(

They needed to pick either period music or rock music for the soundtrack, not both. If you like political period movies, I highly recommend Titus.

I really, really wanted to like Kingdom of Heaven. Oh well.

man did this movie ever suck! anyone see the south park episode where the kids hunted down mel gibson for their money back after watching "THe Passion of the Christ"...that's how i felt. robbed.

it was a pretty good moive. i just disliked the homosexual parts. i got to see that black chicks (can't remember her name) ta tas so that was a plus

true - was terrible movie

I TRIED to watch it last night and did not make it through.

Terrible acting from normally good actors
Terrible directing and screenplay
Angelina Jolie sounded like a "vampiress" from Halloween!

The highlights of the movie for me were
1. Colin Farrell's nutsack lol
2. Rosario Dawson's boobies

ohhh thanks for the info :)

Can we get a screen cap of Rosario Dawson's boobies please?