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Old 10-21-2005, 03:41 PM   #1
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:tongue You're crazy, someone might see us...

A young man, back at his girlfriend's front-door after a hot date, leans
one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie... I'm really turned-on...
would you give me a blowjob?"

"No way!", she smiled. "You're crazy, someone might see us!"

"Don't worry, it's late, nobody's awake... please?"

"Hey, I said `No', and I meant it. You should have said something before
we got here."

"Honey, it's just a quickie, come on..."

"No!!"

"Baby, please..."

At this moment, the younger sister opens the door in a nightgown, with
her hair a mess, rubbing her eyes and snarls at the couple. "Dad says
either you blow him, I blow him, or Dad'll come down and do it himself,
but for God's sake get his hand off the intercom so we can all get some
sleep!"
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Old 10-21-2005, 04:50 PM   #2
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It's better when you can watch it happen..
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Old 10-21-2005, 04:52 PM   #3
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It's better when you can watch it happen..
lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:32 PM   #4
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It's better when you can watch it happen..
Oh God, now that is a RIOT!
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:34 PM   #5
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Old, but funny.
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:42 PM   #6
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hahaha 1st time I hear that one
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:45 PM   #7
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It's better when you can watch it happen..

Now that was frigin funny


you got anymore like that?
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Old 10-21-2005, 11:45 PM   #8
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that is funny
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:15 AM   #9
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LMAO at the video.
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:27 AM   #10
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Good laugh thanks!
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:32 AM   #11
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Someone owes me a new monitor again... there's new castle all over this one.
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Old 10-22-2005, 01:39 AM   #12
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lmao... thats great
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Old 10-22-2005, 05:10 AM   #13
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Thats actually an old one.
A good one none the less.
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