You're crazy, someone might see us...
A young man, back at his girlfriend's front-door after a hot date, leans
one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie... I'm really turned-on...
would you give me a blowjob?"
"No way!", she smiled. "You're crazy, someone might see us!"
"Don't worry, it's late, nobody's awake... please?"
"Hey, I said `No', and I meant it. You should have said something before
we got here."
"Honey, it's just a quickie, come on..."
"No!!"
"Baby, please..."
At this moment, the younger sister opens the door in a nightgown, with
her hair a mess, rubbing her eyes and snarls at the couple. "Dad says
either you blow him, I blow him, or Dad'll come down and do it himself,
but for God's sake get his hand off the intercom so we can all get some
sleep!"
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