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  • erehwon
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 3759

    #1

    You're crazy, someone might see us...

    A young man, back at his girlfriend's front-door after a hot date, leans
    one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie... I'm really turned-on...
    would you give me a blowjob?"

    "No way!", she smiled. "You're crazy, someone might see us!"

    "Don't worry, it's late, nobody's awake... please?"

    "Hey, I said `No', and I meant it. You should have said something before
    we got here."

    "Honey, it's just a quickie, come on..."

    "No!!"

    "Baby, please..."

    At this moment, the younger sister opens the door in a nightgown, with
    her hair a mess, rubbing her eyes and snarls at the couple. "Dad says
    either you blow him, I blow him, or Dad'll come down and do it himself,
    but for God's sake get his hand off the intercom so we can all get some
    sleep!"
    Money NEVER $leep$...
  • Scootermuze
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 4513

    #2
    It's better when you can watch it happen..

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    • Fresh
      • Mar 2005
      • 4920

      #3
      Originally posted by Scootermuze
      It's better when you can watch it happen..
      lmaooooooooooooooooo


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      • erehwon
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2003
        • 3759

        #4
        Originally posted by Scootermuze
        It's better when you can watch it happen..
        Oh God, now that is a RIOT!
        Money NEVER $leep$...

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        • Screaming
          I can change this!!!!!
          • Feb 2004
          • 18972

          #5
          Old, but funny.

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          • Doctor Dre
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jan 2001
            • 51692

            #6
            hahaha 1st time I hear that one
            Originally posted by rayadp05
            I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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            • Big_Daddy
              Registered User
              • Oct 2005
              • 60

              #7
              Originally posted by Scootermuze
              It's better when you can watch it happen..

              Now that was frigin funny


              you got anymore like that?
              5 days till launch.....

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              • MikeyFingaz
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2005
                • 1569

                #8
                that is funny

                ONLY AT JAYMANCASH

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                • Matt 26z
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 18481

                  #9
                  LMAO at the video.

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                  • phonesex
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 3437

                    #10
                    Good laugh thanks!

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                    • munki
                      Do Fun Shit.
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 13393

                      #11
                      Someone owes me a new monitor again... there's new castle all over this one.

                      I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                      • 96ukssob
                        So Fucking Banananananas
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 12991

                        #12
                        lmao... thats great
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                        • JimmiDean
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 3433

                          #13
                          Thats actually an old one.
                          A good one none the less.
                          My God there's Porn on here!

                          Still on the Beach !!!

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