Have you ever done a 7? Don't lie

[seeric]

so have you?

i just did, and she almost tried to make it like she was doing me a favor. what a letdown.


so, tell the truth. have you? or worse? don't lie? we are all friends here right? hahahaha.

[seeric]

or even a 6, and don't lie, i will find out . hehe. jus jokin. lol.

[Lycanthrope]

I've done "1"s.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Some of them barely made it, but they are all beautiful in their own way.

Especially with chin nuts.

[DWB]

I have hit low 2s.... some of the best pussy I have ever had. They KNOW they have to put in work to make you happy. If you want good sex, go find an ugly girl that knows that she is ugly. She'll put it on you.

[wtfent]

Do you do any drugs at all? Im either missing something on some of your post or your on drugs. But either way Rage Cash kicks ass!

[MikeVega]

I don't want to sound out of the loop .. but what do you mean by 7 .... lesbo?

if that's what your asking then no but i turned a few girls that way ..

ok .. i see ..i'm fucked up ..you mean 1-10 ...a 7 ... shit i've done 5's ..

[3piece chicken Dinner]

Dude I'm sure many have done much worse. I'm sure by some peoples standards we have all done way worse than a 7. and honestly 7 based on what? what was your number as far as she was concerned? Maybe by her standards she was doing you a favor. ( not being harsh, just serious)

My only rule is if I am not attracted to her sober don't screw her when I'm drunk.

[xNetworx]

Thats like asking, do you guys eat Filet Mignon and Lobster everytime you go out to eat.

[SlamDesigns]

I'm just trying to get out of the negative numbers right now.

[sicone]

two 5's make a 10.. next time bring a friend

[High Quality]

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I have hit low 2s.... some of the best pussy I have ever had. They KNOW they have to put in work to make you happy. If you want good sex, go find an ugly girl that knows that she is ugly. She'll put it on you.

FUCKING WORD.

I went slumming for like year straight. I was down with the brown town. Couldn't get enough of it. Hoochies know how to fuck and call you papi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Maximillion]

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Thats like asking, do you guys eat Filet Mignon and Lobster everytime you go out to eat.

Cheap food like Mcdonalds can taste good sometimes though... but once you've hit a 10 you don't want to go back to lower numbers with the exception of 8's and 9's occasionally if they have a good personality

[Basic_man]

Nop, my best was one 4

[seeric]

Originally Posted by wtfent

Do you do any drugs at all? Im either missing something on some of your post or your on drugs. But either way Rage Cash kicks ass!

i purposely say alot of off the wall stuff. it's my "stand out" tactic.

i have done drugs in the past. unfortunately, i am too old now to get away with that stuff anymore.

[Screaming]

i did two 3.5s in 1 night

[Quagmire]

You're talking to a webmaster board full of computer geeks. I'm pretty sure a lot of the people on here would appreciate the sexual attention from a 1 or a 2 and drop dead if a 4 or 5 even talked to them.

Computer geeks are the rebirth of AD&D players from the 80s.

[poppet]

Originally Posted by A1R3K

so have you?

i just did, and she almost tried to make it like she was doing me a favor. what a letdown.


so, tell the truth. have you? or worse? don't lie? we are all friends here right? hahahaha.

Is she the hot as hell gallery designer you think you might have asked to marry you?

[Joesho]

I can only hope to one day be able to get that High so far my record is only a 5 but I keep trying maybe one day I can reach superstud status until then I will just be blesssed with the 3 and 4's like normal

[seeric]

Originally Posted by poppet

Is she the hot as hell gallery designer you think you might have asked to marry you?

no, i wish. my gall designer lives about 600 miles from me. and she is definitely a 8 or 9 easy. ;)

[FuqALot]

i only deal with ho's that pose in maybelline

[Phoenix]

anything after 3am gets bumped u p two spots just for being there

[Anthony]

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!

[The Captain]

big girls need love to

[seeric]

Originally Posted by Anthony

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!

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[dynastoned]

im relatively young so yeah i can say ive hit maybe a couple 6's but for the most part i don't really have to deal with it i just move on and find a better one tomorrow night.

[dynastoned]

Originally Posted by Anthony

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!

damn i haven't laughed like that in a while haha so true..

[HarrytheNazi]

Originally Posted by Quagmire

You're talking to a webmaster board full of computer geeks. I'm pretty sure a lot of the people on here would appreciate the sexual attention from a 1 or a 2 and drop dead if a 4 or 5 even talked to them.

Computer geeks are the rebirth of AD&D players from the 80s.

...Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma
all will take a (-4) hit.

[HarrytheNazi]

evryone needs a "slump-buster" from time to time.

[Denis_SC]

Originally Posted by Anthony

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!

This is DAMN FUNNY
Sending it to all of my friends now .

[Anthony]

Thanks everyone! I can't take the full credit for this. Me and Nickatilynx created this scale over the years. It's served our purposes well.

Plus it seperates the fluffs, I mean how many women are there in this world that you are willing to give your house and bank accts too?

I got into an argument with my woman the other day and told her ass to get a job so she remembers what it's like to work to get things, instead of her just spending my money.

She's not happy right now, to her credit she got a job the next day. We'll see how long this lasts.

[volante]

Originally Posted by Anthony

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

Me & my friends used to have a similar scale:

1. Wouldn't touch it with your dick. (Met plenty of these)
2. No. (Met plenty of these as well)
3. Yes if I was single and no-one found out. (Not going to admit how many of these I've met)
4. Yes if I was single. (Ended up marrying the last one)
5. Yes if I wasn't single. (Never met one of these)

Or there's the drunk scale:

1. Yes.
2. Yes but too drunk to get it up.

[cpanic]

we used to have the easy scale which is off the top of your head .. then we had the hard scale.

2 points for legs
2 points for booty
2 points for tits
2 points for face
2 points for presentation

2 being perfect as in would not change a thing. 1 being good as in wouldnt complain and and 0 for needs improvement ie.. no ass, no boobs, chicken legs... haha the dumb shit i did in college

[JeffsDesigns]

This one time..at band camp.........................

I did a 1.

Got drunk and woke up wondering wtf was i thinking.
She was a fucking stanky cow.

But hey..at least..it wasn't a man or tranny.

But took me a few days to get the stink outta the bedroom.
Good thing..this was back in my younger days..when, any pussy...was pussy.

[Denis_SC]

Ops .. almost forgot .... Yes I've done 7 and maybe a couple of 6 . But I'd add another category : 9 1/2 - She is gorgeous , I'd buy her anything she wants and I'll get laid sooner or later for sure .

[OMG Jim]

Yea! I've done a couple of 7's, maybe an 8, but I could have had as much fun with a damn blow up doll.

These bitches worry about messing up their hair, leavin' a stain... anything but taking care of business...

I'll take a nasty 5 with the right attitude any day!

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Denis_SC

Ops .. almost forgot .... Yes I've done 7 and maybe a couple of 6 . But I'd add another category : 9 1/2 - She is gorgeous , I'd buy her anything she wants and I'll get laid sooner or later for sure .

Awesome! Fractions are allowed as well as mixing parameters in the upper echelons of scoring!

[Doctor Dre]

Originally Posted by wtfent

Do you do any drugs at all? Im either missing something on some of your post or your on drugs. But either way Rage Cash kicks ass!

7/10 woman ..

[Nicky]

man ive done 4's.....all depends on how drunk I am