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Have you ever done a 7? Don't lie
so have you?
i just did, and she almost tried to make it like she was doing me a favor. what a letdown. ![]() so, tell the truth. have you? or worse? don't lie? we are all friends here right? hahahaha. |
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or even a 6, and don't lie, i will find out . hehe. jus jokin. lol.
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I've done "1"s.
There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Some of them barely made it, but they are all beautiful in their own way. Especially with chin nuts. |
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I have hit low 2s.... some of the best pussy I have ever had. They KNOW they have to put in work to make you happy. If you want good sex, go find an ugly girl that knows that she is ugly. She'll put it on you.
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Do you do any drugs at all? Im either missing something on some of your post or your on drugs. But either way Rage Cash kicks ass!
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I don't want to sound out of the loop .. but what do you mean by 7 .... lesbo?
if that's what your asking then no but i turned a few girls that way .. ![]() ok .. i see ..i'm fucked up ..you mean 1-10 ...a 7 ... shit i've done 5's .. ![]() |
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Dude I'm sure many have done much worse. I'm sure by some peoples standards we have all done way worse than a 7. and honestly 7 based on what? what was your number as far as she was concerned? Maybe by her standards she was doing you a favor. ( not being harsh, just serious)
My only rule is if I am not attracted to her sober don't screw her when I'm drunk.
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So Fucking What
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Thats like asking, do you guys eat Filet Mignon and Lobster everytime you go out to eat.
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I'm just trying to get out of the negative numbers right now.
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two 5's make a 10.. next time bring a friend
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I went slumming for like year straight. I was down with the brown town. Couldn't get enough of it. Hoochies know how to fuck and call you papi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nop, my best was one 4
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i have done drugs in the past. unfortunately, i am too old now to get away with that stuff anymore. |
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I can change this!!!!!
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i did two 3.5s in 1 night
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You're talking to a webmaster board full of computer geeks. I'm pretty sure a lot of the people on here would appreciate the sexual attention from a 1 or a 2 and drop dead if a 4 or 5 even talked to them.
Computer geeks are the rebirth of AD&D players from the 80s.
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Just call me Tala! :)
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want to get in shape
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I can only hope to one day be able to get that High so far my record is only a 5 but I keep trying maybe one day I can reach superstud status until then I will just be blesssed with the 3 and 4's like normal
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no, i wish. my gall designer lives about 600 miles from me. and she is definitely a 8 or 9 easy. ;) |
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i only deal with ho's that pose in maybelline
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BACON BACON BACON
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anything after 3am gets bumped u p two spots just for being there
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We used to have a scale as follows:
1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid 2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition 3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with 4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it 5. would do it, and let friends know 6. would do it, and show her off 7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants 8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid 9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional 10. just give her the house, the bank account. We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!
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big girls need love to
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mmm yeah!
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im relatively young so yeah i can say ive hit maybe a couple 6's but for the most part i don't really have to deal with it i just move on and find a better one tomorrow night.
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mmm yeah!
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all will take a (-4) hit. |
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evryone needs a "slump-buster" from time to time.
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Thanks everyone! I can't take the full credit for this. Me and Nickatilynx created this scale over the years. It's served our purposes well.
Plus it seperates the fluffs, I mean how many women are there in this world that you are willing to give your house and bank accts too? I got into an argument with my woman the other day and told her ass to get a job so she remembers what it's like to work to get things, instead of her just spending my money. She's not happy right now, to her credit she got a job the next day. We'll see how long this lasts.
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1. Wouldn't touch it with your dick. (Met plenty of these) 2. No. (Met plenty of these as well) 3. Yes if I was single and no-one found out. (Not going to admit how many of these I've met) 4. Yes if I was single. (Ended up marrying the last one) 5. Yes if I wasn't single. (Never met one of these) Or there's the drunk scale: 1. Yes. 2. Yes but too drunk to get it up. |
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we used to have the easy scale which is off the top of your head .. then we had the hard scale.
2 points for legs 2 points for booty 2 points for tits 2 points for face 2 points for presentation 2 being perfect as in would not change a thing. 1 being good as in wouldnt complain and and 0 for needs improvement ie.. no ass, no boobs, chicken legs... haha the dumb shit i did in college
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This one time..at band camp.........................
I did a 1. Got drunk and woke up wondering wtf was i thinking. She was a fucking stanky cow. But hey..at least..it wasn't a man or tranny. But took me a few days to get the stink outta the bedroom. Good thing..this was back in my younger days..when, any pussy...was pussy.
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Ops .. almost forgot .... Yes I've done 7 and maybe a couple of 6 . But I'd add another category : 9 1/2 - She is gorgeous , I'd buy her anything she wants and I'll get laid sooner or later for sure .
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![]() These bitches worry about messing up their hair, leavin' a stain... anything but taking care of business... I'll take a nasty 5 with the right attitude any day! ![]() ![]()
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man ive done 4's.....all depends on how drunk I am
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