Have you ever done a 7? Don't lie - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 10-20-2005, 09:05 PM

so have you?

i just did, and she almost tried to make it like she was doing me a favor. what a letdown.

so, tell the truth. have you? or worse? don't lie? we are all friends here right? hahahaha.

seeric · 10-20-2005, 09:06 PM

or even a 6, and don't lie, i will find out . hehe. jus jokin. lol.

Lycanthrope · 10-20-2005, 09:07 PM

I've done "1"s.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Some of them barely made it, but they are all beautiful in their own way.

Especially with chin nuts.

DWB · 10-20-2005, 09:07 PM

I have hit low 2s.... some of the best pussy I have ever had. They KNOW they have to put in work to make you happy. If you want good sex, go find an ugly girl that knows that she is ugly. She'll put it on you.

wtfent · 10-20-2005, 09:07 PM

Do you do any drugs at all? Im either missing something on some of your post or your on drugs. But either way Rage Cash kicks ass!

MikeVega · 10-20-2005, 09:07 PM

I don't want to sound out of the loop .. but what do you mean by 7 .... lesbo?

if that's what your asking then no but i turned a few girls that way ..

ok .. i see ..i'm fucked up ..you mean 1-10 ...a 7 ... shit i've done 5's ..

3piece chicken Dinner · 10-20-2005, 09:10 PM

Dude I'm sure many have done much worse. I'm sure by some peoples standards we have all done way worse than a 7. and honestly 7 based on what? what was your number as far as she was concerned? Maybe by her standards she was doing you a favor. ( not being harsh, just serious)

My only rule is if I am not attracted to her sober don't screw her when I'm drunk.

xNetworx · 10-20-2005, 11:30 PM

Thats like asking, do you guys eat Filet Mignon and Lobster everytime you go out to eat.

SlamDesigns · 10-21-2005, 12:36 AM

I'm just trying to get out of the negative numbers right now.

sicone · 10-21-2005, 12:38 AM

two 5's make a 10.. next time bring a friend

High Quality · 10-21-2005, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I have hit low 2s.... some of the best pussy I have ever had. They KNOW they have to put in work to make you happy. If you want good sex, go find an ugly girl that knows that she is ugly. She'll put it on you.

FUCKING WORD.

I went slumming for like year straight. I was down with the brown town. Couldn't get enough of it. Hoochies know how to fuck and call you papi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maximillion · 10-21-2005, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

Thats like asking, do you guys eat Filet Mignon and Lobster everytime you go out to eat.

Cheap food like Mcdonalds can taste good sometimes though... but once you've hit a 10 you don't want to go back to lower numbers with the exception of 8's and 9's occasionally if they have a good personality

Basic_man · 10-21-2005, 04:48 AM

Nop, my best was one 4

seeric · 10-21-2005, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by wtfent

Do you do any drugs at all? Im either missing something on some of your post or your on drugs. But either way Rage Cash kicks ass!

i purposely say alot of off the wall stuff. it's my "stand out" tactic.

i have done drugs in the past. unfortunately, i am too old now to get away with that stuff anymore.

Screaming · 10-21-2005, 06:03 AM

i did two 3.5s in 1 night

Quagmire · 10-21-2005, 06:06 AM

You're talking to a webmaster board full of computer geeks. I'm pretty sure a lot of the people on here would appreciate the sexual attention from a 1 or a 2 and drop dead if a 4 or 5 even talked to them.

Computer geeks are the rebirth of AD&D players from the 80s.

poppet · 10-21-2005, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

so have you?

i just did, and she almost tried to make it like she was doing me a favor. what a letdown.

so, tell the truth. have you? or worse? don't lie? we are all friends here right? hahahaha.

Is she the hot as hell gallery designer you think you might have asked to marry you?

Joesho · 10-21-2005, 07:25 AM

I can only hope to one day be able to get that High so far my record is only a 5 but I keep trying maybe one day I can reach superstud status until then I will just be blesssed with the 3 and 4's like normal

seeric · 10-21-2005, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by poppet

Is she the hot as hell gallery designer you think you might have asked to marry you?

no, i wish. my gall designer lives about 600 miles from me. and she is definitely a 8 or 9 easy. ;)

FuqALot · 10-21-2005, 07:28 AM

i only deal with ho's that pose in maybelline

Phoenix · 10-21-2005, 07:28 AM

anything after 3am gets bumped u p two spots just for being there

Anthony · 10-21-2005, 07:31 AM

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!

The Captain · 10-21-2005, 07:39 AM

big girls need love to

seeric · 10-21-2005, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!

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dynastoned · 10-21-2005, 07:42 AM

im relatively young so yeah i can say ive hit maybe a couple 6's but for the most part i don't really have to deal with it i just move on and find a better one tomorrow night.

dynastoned · 10-21-2005, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!

damn i haven't laughed like that in a while haha so true..

HarrytheNazi · 10-21-2005, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

You're talking to a webmaster board full of computer geeks. I'm pretty sure a lot of the people on here would appreciate the sexual attention from a 1 or a 2 and drop dead if a 4 or 5 even talked to them.

Computer geeks are the rebirth of AD&D players from the 80s.

...Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma
all will take a (-4) hit.

HarrytheNazi · 10-21-2005, 07:59 AM

evryone needs a "slump-buster" from time to time.

Denis_SC · 10-21-2005, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status!

This is DAMN FUNNY

Sending it to all of my friends now .

Anthony · 10-21-2005, 08:08 AM

Thanks everyone! I can't take the full credit for this. Me and Nickatilynx created this scale over the years. It's served our purposes well.

Plus it seperates the fluffs, I mean how many women are there in this world that you are willing to give your house and bank accts too?

I got into an argument with my woman the other day and told her ass to get a job so she remembers what it's like to work to get things, instead of her just spending my money.

She's not happy right now, to her credit she got a job the next day. We'll see how long this lasts.

volante · 10-21-2005, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

We used to have a scale as follows:

1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid
2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition
3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with
4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it
5. would do it, and let friends know
6. would do it, and show her off
7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants
8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid
9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional
10. just give her the house, the bank account.

Me & my friends used to have a similar scale:

1. Wouldn't touch it with your dick. (Met plenty of these)
2. No. (Met plenty of these as well)
3. Yes if I was single and no-one found out. (Not going to admit how many of these I've met)
4. Yes if I was single. (Ended up marrying the last one)
5. Yes if I wasn't single. (Never met one of these)

Or there's the drunk scale:

1. Yes.
2. Yes but too drunk to get it up.

cpanic · 10-21-2005, 08:13 AM

we used to have the easy scale which is off the top of your head .. then we had the hard scale.

2 points for legs
2 points for booty
2 points for tits
2 points for face
2 points for presentation

2 being perfect as in would not change a thing. 1 being good as in wouldnt complain and and 0 for needs improvement ie.. no ass, no boobs, chicken legs... haha the dumb shit i did in college

JeffsDesigns · 10-21-2005, 08:14 AM

This one time..at band camp.........................

I did a 1.

Got drunk and woke up wondering wtf was i thinking.
She was a fucking stanky cow.

But hey..at least..it wasn't a man or tranny.

But took me a few days to get the stink outta the bedroom.
Good thing..this was back in my younger days..when, any pussy...was pussy.

Denis_SC · 10-21-2005, 08:16 AM

Ops .. almost forgot .... Yes I've done 7 and maybe a couple of 6 . But I'd add another category : 9 1/2 - She is gorgeous , I'd buy her anything she wants and I'll get laid sooner or later for sure .

OMG Jim · 10-21-2005, 08:17 AM

Yea! I've done a couple of 7's, maybe an 8, but I could have had as much fun with a damn blow up doll.

These bitches worry about messing up their hair, leavin' a stain... anything but taking care of business...

I'll take a nasty 5 with the right attitude any day!

Anthony · 10-21-2005, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denis_SC

Ops .. almost forgot .... Yes I've done 7 and maybe a couple of 6 . But I'd add another category : 9 1/2 - She is gorgeous , I'd buy her anything she wants and I'll get laid sooner or later for sure .

Awesome! Fractions are allowed as well as mixing parameters in the upper echelons of scoring!

Doctor Dre · 10-21-2005, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by wtfent

Do you do any drugs at all? Im either missing something on some of your post or your on drugs. But either way Rage Cash kicks ass!

7/10 woman ..

Nicky · 10-21-2005, 08:20 AM

man ive done 4's.....all depends on how drunk I am

10-20-2005, 09:05 PM	#1
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Have you ever done a 7? Don't lie so have you? i just did, and she almost tried to make it like she was doing me a favor. what a letdown. so, tell the truth. have you? or worse? don't lie? we are all friends here right? hahahaha.

10-20-2005, 09:07 PM	#3
Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	I've done "1"s. There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Some of them barely made it, but they are all beautiful in their own way. Especially with chin nuts. __________________

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10-20-2005, 09:07 PM	#6
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I don't want to sound out of the loop .. but what do you mean by 7 .... lesbo? if that's what your asking then no but i turned a few girls that way .. ok .. i see ..i'm fucked up ..you mean 1-10 ...a 7 ... shit i've done 5's .. __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega Last edited by MikeVega; 10-20-2005 at 09:09 PM..

10-20-2005, 09:10 PM	#7
3piece chicken Dinner Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On your plate Posts: 1,065	Dude I'm sure many have done much worse. I'm sure by some peoples standards we have all done way worse than a 7. and honestly 7 based on what? what was your number as far as she was concerned? Maybe by her standards she was doing you a favor. ( not being harsh, just serious) My only rule is if I am not attracted to her sober don't screw her when I'm drunk. __________________ "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine." Last edited by 3piece chicken Dinner; 10-20-2005 at 09:12 PM..

10-20-2005, 09:06 PM	#2
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	or even a 6, and don't lie, i will find out . hehe. jus jokin. lol.

10-20-2005, 09:07 PM	#4
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	I have hit low 2s.... some of the best pussy I have ever had. They KNOW they have to put in work to make you happy. If you want good sex, go find an ugly girl that knows that she is ugly. She'll put it on you.

10-20-2005, 11:30 PM	#8
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	Thats like asking, do you guys eat Filet Mignon and Lobster everytime you go out to eat.

10-21-2005, 12:36 AM	#9
SlamDesigns Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,339	I'm just trying to get out of the negative numbers right now.

10-21-2005, 12:38 AM	#10
sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	two 5's make a 10.. next time bring a friend __________________

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10-21-2005, 06:03 AM	#15
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	i did two 3.5s in 1 night __________________

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Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	You're talking to a webmaster board full of computer geeks. I'm pretty sure a lot of the people on here would appreciate the sexual attention from a 1 or a 2 and drop dead if a 4 or 5 even talked to them. Computer geeks are the rebirth of AD&D players from the 80s. __________________

10-21-2005, 07:25 AM	#18
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	I can only hope to one day be able to get that High so far my record is only a 5 but I keep trying maybe one day I can reach superstud status until then I will just be blesssed with the 3 and 4's like normal __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

10-21-2005, 07:28 AM	#20
FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	i only deal with ho's that pose in maybelline

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10-21-2005, 07:31 AM	#22
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	We used to have a scale as follows: 1 - Would not do it, even if you got paid 2. Would do it, if fucked up beyond recognition 3 Would do it, but wouldn't be seen in public with 4. would do it, but wouldnt' tell friends about it 5. would do it, and let friends know 6. would do it, and show her off 7. would do it, and buy her anythign she wants 8. buy her anything she wants, and be happy if got laid 9. whatever she wants, getting laid optional 10. just give her the house, the bank account. We never got close to a 10. 8 yes, a 9 once. Then I met my woman. Lately, she's been a 10. I'm gonna have to lay down the pimp hand and bring her down to 7 status! __________________

10-21-2005, 07:39 AM	#23
The Captain Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,558	big girls need love to

10-21-2005, 07:42 AM	#25
dynastoned mmm yeah! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: roseville, ca Posts: 5,061	im relatively young so yeah i can say ive hit maybe a couple 6's but for the most part i don't really have to deal with it i just move on and find a better one tomorrow night.

10-21-2005, 07:59 AM	#28
HarrytheNazi Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,164	evryone needs a "slump-buster" from time to time.

10-21-2005, 08:08 AM	#30
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	Thanks everyone! I can't take the full credit for this. Me and Nickatilynx created this scale over the years. It's served our purposes well. Plus it seperates the fluffs, I mean how many women are there in this world that you are willing to give your house and bank accts too? I got into an argument with my woman the other day and told her ass to get a job so she remembers what it's like to work to get things, instead of her just spending my money. She's not happy right now, to her credit she got a job the next day. We'll see how long this lasts. __________________ Last edited by Anthony; 10-21-2005 at 08:10 AM..

10-21-2005, 08:13 AM	#32
cpanic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 267	we used to have the easy scale which is off the top of your head .. then we had the hard scale. 2 points for legs 2 points for booty 2 points for tits 2 points for face 2 points for presentation 2 being perfect as in would not change a thing. 1 being good as in wouldnt complain and and 0 for needs improvement ie.. no ass, no boobs, chicken legs... haha the dumb shit i did in college __________________

10-21-2005, 08:14 AM	#33
JeffsDesigns Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 81	This one time..at band camp......................... I did a 1. Got drunk and woke up wondering wtf was i thinking. She was a fucking stanky cow. But hey..at least..it wasn't a man or tranny. But took me a few days to get the stink outta the bedroom. Good thing..this was back in my younger days..when, any pussy...was pussy. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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Denis_SC Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,332	Ops .. almost forgot .... Yes I've done 7 and maybe a couple of 6 . But I'd add another category : 9 1/2 - She is gorgeous , I'd buy her anything she wants and I'll get laid sooner or later for sure . __________________ Denis B. ICQ 342-587-607 denis AT detamed.com

10-21-2005, 08:17 AM	#35
OMG Jim Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Atlanta Posts: 3,153	Yea! I've done a couple of 7's, maybe an 8, but I could have had as much fun with a damn blow up doll. These bitches worry about messing up their hair, leavin' a stain... anything but taking care of business... I'll take a nasty 5 with the right attitude any day! __________________ ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim

10-21-2005, 08:20 AM	#38
Nicky Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,070	man ive done 4's.....all depends on how drunk I am __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com